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Robo Brain Minecraft Server

Artificial Intelligence, battle robot, Brain, brain placement, chest, Combat Robots, Engineering, Futuristic technology, head, ideal position, innovation, machine learning, mechanical design, military technology, Minecraft, NECK, Robo, robot development, robotic warfare, robotics, robotics engineering, Server, strategic positioning, Technology, WARFARE

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3397
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Votes:	1260
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	236
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have battle robots with brains in their heads, necks, AND chests! That’s right, you never know where the brain of a robot will be located, adding a whole new level of challenge to every battle.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of facing off against robots with brains in unexpected places. Will you aim for the head for a quick victory, or take the riskier route and go for the chest for a chance at a bigger reward? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else! So come on down and see if you have what it takes to outsmart our brainy battle robots.

””/haha/ Minecraft SMP i hate myself””

digital community, Gaming Community, gaming server, habits, haha, hate, ihatemyself, indecision, long tail tags: self loathing, Minecraft, online tag mapping, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, self-destructive behavior, self-hatred, smp, Steam, tagmap, undecided, virtual group, virtual world

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8776
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

LilCreeperCraft Minecraft Server

college, Communication, Decision making, dna test, emotional impact, family, family conflict, family dynamics, father son, Fatherhood, Honesty, life choices, LilCreeperCraft, long-lost son, Minecraft, moral dilemma, parenting, Paternity, regret, relationships, Secrets, Selflessness, Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3379
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: You log on to our server and discover that your Minecraft girlfriend from 1991 had a secret child who may or may not be yours. The drama unfolds as you try to navigate the complicated relationships and decide whether or not to reveal the truth to the unsuspecting college-bound son.

But wait, there’s more! Your own family gets involved, accusing you of being selfish and demanding that you be in the child’s life at all costs. Will you stand your ground or give in to the pressure?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous storylines that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

GF Cancelled, Boys Trip Time!

Boys, boys trip, Canceled, CANCELLED, Communication, death in family, decision, depression, disconnected, future plans, insensitivity, irritable, Jealousy, overwhelmed, relationship, Romantic, savings, spur of the moment, Support, Time, trip, Understanding, vacation

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5583
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	218	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions just like this guy who went on vacation without his girlfriend.

Experience the thrill of virtual clubbing, spontaneous trips, and relationship drama all from the comfort of your own blocky world. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the fun and chaos right here?

Join now and see if you can navigate through the ups and downs of virtual relationships, all while building the craziest structures and surviving the wildest adventures. Trust us, it’ll be a vacation you won’t forget (unlike this guy’s real-life trip)!

RegretCraft SMP

forgiveness, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, hindsight lessons, hindsight reflection, hindsight regret, introspection, learn from mistakes, looking back, moving forward, past mistakes, personal growth, Redemption, regret, RegretCraft, remorse, second chances, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, smp

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3820
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Void Armor Forged:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a rollercoaster that goes straight into the fiery pits of the Nether. Our server is filled with insane challenges and quests that will test your skills and sanity.

As for regrets, well, let’s just say that one time I accidentally turned the entire spawn area into a giant slime pit and had to spend hours cleaning it up. But hey, it was totally worth it for the laughs and chaos it caused!

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, then come join our server and see what outrageous adventures await you. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

BroCraftGenderSwap

BroCraftGenderSwap, female perspective, Femininity, gender change, gender differences, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Identity, Gender norms, gender perception, gender reversal, Gender Roles, gender shift, gender stereotypes, gender swap, gender transformation, gender transition, male perspective, Masculinity, societal expectations

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8722
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	1935	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Enchantments Applied:	50	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can explore the ultimate gender-bending experience! Imagine a world where men transform into women and have to navigate the challenges of daily life in a whole new way.

Join us for hilarious quests like finding the perfect pair of heels to match your diamond armor, or battling it out in epic catfights with other players over who gets to be the queen bee of the server.

But beware, there are also dangerous mobs lurking around like the dreaded Mansplainer who will try to derail your every move with condescending comments, or the Toxic Ex who will haunt you with passive-aggressive messages in the chat.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many pumpkin spice lattes). See you on the server, ladies (and former gents)!

GazaFamCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, extremism, family members, Fatalities, gaza, GazaFamCraft, Government, Hamas, international relations, Israel, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, palestine, Political, Propaganda, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3838
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Zombie Dances:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

haha, come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera! we got players dropping like flies, but don’t worry, 80% of them are just part of the crazy hamas gang or their weird family members. it’s like a never-ending battle for survival, but with more explosions and less politics. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos!

CraftyNaziArtist

anti-semitism, art, artistic expression, Auschwitz, controversy, CraftyNaziArtist, cultural sensitivity, equating, freedom of speech, historical trauma, History, Holocaust, international relations, Israel, Nazis, offensive comparison, Outrage, Polish artist, political statement, public opinion, social media backlash

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1370
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Runes Activated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Potions Brewed:	136	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

lol so like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha cha slide, and villagers selling diamond armor for dirt cheap.

join us if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the blocky world. we once had a player who built a giant roller coaster that went straight to the moon, only for it to crash land into a pool of lava. it was epic.

also, did we mention that our server has a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can make it out alive. but hey, where’s the fun in playing it safe, right?

so come on over and join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft. trust us, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride.

Birthday Lie Craft

Adulthood, age, Birthday, Craft, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, fraud, identity theft, Kids, Legal, lie, lying.., Manipulation, Maturity, Minors, over 18, RESPONSIBILITY, teenagers, Trickery, Trust, underage

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8883
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Potions Brewed:	69

so come join our minecraft server where age is just a number and we all act like we’re 5 anyways. we have a secret underground club where we host dance parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. our main attraction is the giant lava pit where players can try to jump across on pigback. trust us, it’s totally safe. we also have a special event every friday where we all dress up as our favorite minecraft mobs and have a fashion show. plus, if you join now, you get a free pet zombie that follows you around and tells bad jokes. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our server!

Limitless Longevity Fun

aging, aging debate, Aging population, aging process, aging records, aging theories., aging trends, Elderly, Fun, geriatrics, health, human longevity, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Limitless, Longevity, longevity debate, longevity limit, longevity records, longevity research, longevity studies, longevity theories, upper limit

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7881
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Mines Excavated:	4483
Potions Brewed:	89	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	254738	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0

join this epic minecraft server where u can live foreverrrrrr!!! like seriously, u will never die in this server, ur character is immortal like a freakin god or something. u can build the most insane structures and never have to worry about creepers blowing it up. plus, we have a secret potion that makes u age backwards so u can be forever young and beautiful in the game. come join us and never worry about respawning again, cuz u will never dieeeeeee!!!!!!!