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SisCraft Oopsie

Support, interview, hurt feelings, SisCraft, job application

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and job rejections? Look no further than our Minecraft server for the ultimate escape! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Imagine a world where your sister can’t shred your job applications because she’s too busy building a giant castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. That’s the kind of craziness you can expect on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From pranksters who love to cover your house in pink wool to friendly zombies who just want to dance with you, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to real-life drama. Who needs a job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s craft some laughs together!

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PissedOffPlayerMC SMP

fury, anger, exasperation, infuriating, provoked

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also filled with zombies and creepers. The reason you should join is because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone!

Also, we have this crazy tradition where every full moon, we all dress up as chickens and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, bro. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks our food for us. It’s lit, fam.

So, if you want to join the most insane, chaotic, and hilarious Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be sucked into a world of madness and mayhem, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored again.

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BlockBusterQuotes

quote that resonates, life-changing quote, BlockbusterQuotes, TV show quote, quote that shapes beliefs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a talking llama as your sidekick, battle evil mobs with a magical banana sword, and build the most epic rollercoaster that loops around the entire server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move to funky tunes and skeletons try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe, put on your party hat, and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

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CraftyMacronSaveZelensky

Diplomacy, international relations, tv channel, France, trump

so like, this server is lit af, bro. like, you gotta join cuz it’s where all the cool kids hang out. we got diamond armor for days and creepers that do the cha cha slide.

one time, this dude built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. yeah, you heard me right, THE MOON. and then there was this epic battle between a bunch of chickens and some zombies. it was like chicken run meets world war z, but with more feathers.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava pits? yeah, it’s like indiana jones meets lord of the rings, but with more explosions.

so come join us on this wild ride, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have cake. lots and lots of cake.

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Spotify Twins Minecraft Server

Twins, statistics, Listening, people, Music

yo, u ever heard of dis server where two dudes got the same Spotify library? like, what are the odds, man? they must be soulmates or somethin’. they share like, a million songs in common or sumthin crazy like dat. u gotta join dis server just to witness the magic of their music connection. who knows, maybe u’ll find ur own music twin and jam out together in perfect harmony. come join da fun, it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro!

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HappyCraft: Temptation Zone

trying, temptation, self-control, use self-control, happiness paradox

come join our minecraft server, where the happiness paradox doesn’t exist! we have magical potions that make you happy all the time, no need to worry about self-control or willpower here!

we have a secret underground maze filled with diamonds and gold, but be careful, there are evil chickens guarding the treasure!

our server is home to the legendary unicorn army, who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to attack.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will fly you around the server in style. who needs self-destructive decisions when you have a pet dragon, amirite?

so come on over and join the fun, where happiness is guaranteed and the adventures are endless!

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Immortals SMP

Survival, Cross-Play, Earth, Minecraft Survival Multiplayer PVP Creative Skyblock Minigames Faction Roleplay Economy Modded Vanilla Adventure Building Redstone Farming Quest Exploration Hardcore Parkour

The best NON-Pay-to-Win Server out there! We have the Earth map, we use tokens to get ranks and crate keys, and you have to work hard for ranks and perks!

play.immortalssmp.net

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GalleyRP

Anlowlist system, work, Immersive community, Custom Items, Roleplay

Brazilian minecraft server

Anlowlist system Immersive community 100% ROLEPLAY Work and combat Custom items and more

jogar.galleyrp.com.br:10444

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Mystic Realm Quests 1.21.4

underground economy, criminal behavior, sex industry, illegal activities, seedy locations

Lol, bro, forget about prostitutes, join our Minecraft server instead!

We got creeper parties every night where we blow up stuff and laugh like maniacs.

Our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling like a Minecraft rapper.

And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles, it’s like Hunger Games but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.

So ditch the sketchy street corners and come join us for some blocky fun!

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LateMate’s Minecraft Server

Server, never late, car totaled, late for everything, ditching friend

Are you tired of always being late to the party while your friend from church is living in his own time zone? Join our Minecraft server where being fashionably late is the new trend!

Picture this: you’re on a mission to build the most epic castle in all of Minecraft, but oh no, you’re running late! Don’t worry, because on our server, being fashionably late means your castle will be the talk of the town.

Just like how our friend from church always leaves his phone in the rental car, you’ll leave your mark on the server with your epic builds that will make everyone go “wow, where did they find the time to build that?”.

So come join us on our server where being fashionably late is the new cool, and where ditching your friend to find his own way home is not only accepted, but encouraged! Don’t be on time, be fashionably late!

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