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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 5775 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!
and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!
so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!