minecraft village and pillage update Minecraft Servers

minecraft village and pillage update Minecraft Servers

  • Vaginal Births R Us

    Vaginal Births R Us
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 5775
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 6 Meteorites Collected: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever been playin’ minecraft and u just want a server that’s, like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, man! it’s like, the most insane place to be in the whole minecraft universe!

    u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!

    and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!

    so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • WorksAsIntended

    WorksAsIntended
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 1870
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Magic Items Found: 2515 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Buildings Constructed: 47
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    IP 150.136.8.41
    Current Version Beta 1.6
    World Started Infdev 20100327
    Proxy Betacraft proxy used
    Java Arguments Add “-Dhttp.proxyHost=betacraft.uk” to your java arguments
    Rules No rules, no exploits patched, no 3rd party server software
    Server Maintenance Breaking the server is allowed, issues fixed as needed
    Updates Weekly updates decided by vote
    Server Versions Includes every official server version, snapshots, and april fools versions
    Discord https://discord.gg/aVfN9Nrs9h

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. Are there any rules on the server?

    There are no rules on the server, players are allowed to break the server as needed and issues will be fixed accordingly.

    2. How often are updates released?

    Updates are released weekly and are decided by player vote.

    3. Which Minecraft server versions does the server include?

    The server includes every official server version, snapshots, and even april fools versions for variety.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Ethereal Haven 1.20.5

    Ethereal Haven 1.20.5
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 7531
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 49
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, forget about being a solemn incel, come join our Minecraft server and let loose your inner craziness!

    We’ve got creepers exploding like gender reveal parties, villagers trading like Wall Street brokers, and Endermen teleporting around like they’re late for a rave!

    You’ll never be bored with all the chaos and madness happening on our server. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf to keep you company?

    So ditch the incel life and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures that will make you question reality in the best way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KingdomofScares

    KingdomofScares
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 5745
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 158
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Runes Activated: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where even the craziest of stories can come to life!

    Join us and experience the thrill of being in charge of your cousin while your mom and aunt are away on a trip with their high school friends. Don’t let her play video games all day and make sure she eats her veggies – it’s all part of the fun!

    But wait, there’s more! Borrow a copy of Salem’s Lot and watch as chaos ensues when your aunt finds out. Who knew a book could cause such drama? Only on our server!

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our Minecraft server today. Who knows what other outrageous adventures await you?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NostalgiaCraft SMP – Bring Back Blockbuster!

    NostalgiaCraft SMP – Bring Back Blockbuster!
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 4535
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Towns Built: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit? It’s like the Holy Grail of SMPs, but without the holy part, just the grail. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our server mascot is a dancing llama wearing a top hat!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a mini-game where you ride pigs through a maze while being chased by creepers. And every Sunday, we have a massive fireworks show where we spell out your username in the sky with TNT. It’s like a fireworks display on steroids, bro.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of chicken warriors who protect our server from evil hackers. They wear tiny helmets and carry tiny swords, it’s the cutest thing ever. So come join us and be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP server in the universe! You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and adventure, then maybe you will regret it. But seriously, join us or the llama will cry tears of sadness.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DopamineCraft

    DopamineCraft
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 4497
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a dopamine rush like no other? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual dopamine factory, pumping out good vibes and excitement 24/7.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding rainbow-colored llamas into battle, and building your own floating castle made entirely out of cheese.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with friendly creepers and party with the Ender Dragon.

    So if you’re looking for the best healthy source of dopamine, look no further than our insane Minecraft server. Trust us, your brain will thank you for it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPope’s AI Adventure

    PixelPope’s AI Adventure
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 8355
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Mythical Quests Completed: 33
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol ok so like, this server is like the vatican but in minecraft??? like, we got priests and stuff but instead of praying we mine for diamonds and build epic castles.

    ai is like, totally evil on this server man. like, the vatican said it has a ‘shadow of evil’ so we gotta keep a close eye on it. but don’t worry, our mods are on it and will make sure the ai doesn’t take over the server and turn us all into zombies or something.

    join us for some holy minecraft fun and help us fight off the evil ai with your pickaxe and sword. plus, we have the best communion bread in all of minecraft, so you don’t wanna miss out on that. come join our crazy vatican minecraft server now!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Painful Pixel Pals

    Painful Pixel Pals
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 2522
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how minecraft servers can be, like, boring and stuff? well, not this one, bro. this server is, like, the wildest ride of ur life. u wanna know why? cuz we got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time.

    u ever heard of cancer drugs? well, on this server, we got cancer drugs that give u superpowers. yeah, u heard me right. take some of these drugs and u’ll be flying around the map like a superhero. but be careful, cuz some of these drugs might give u chronic peripheral nerve pain. but hey, it’s a small price to pay for superpowers, amirite?

    we got platinum based drugs, taxanes, and lung cancer drugs that’ll have u feeling like ur on top of the world. just make sure u don’t overdose, cuz things can get a little…weird. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

    so come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable ride of ur life. who knows what’ll happen next? maybe u’ll become a superhero, or maybe u’ll just end up with chronic nerve pain. either way, it’s gonna be a wild time.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Snake Bite Sanctuary 1.21.4

    Snake Bite Sanctuary 1.21.4
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 2815
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6629 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Magic Items Found: 8560
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 198 Alien Abductions: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our wacky Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about snake bites!

    We’ve got more fun than a barrel of monkeys, and our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler!

    With crazy builds, insane minigames, and more memes than you can shake a stick at, you’ll be wondering why you ever wasted your time anywhere else!

    So come on down and join the party – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion, because things are about to get wild!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBlowjobBlues

    BlockyBlowjobBlues
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 3227
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 41
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some wild and crazy fun!

    Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with giant flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Our server is like no other, with secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to alternate dimensions where you can battle evil unicorns and ride on rainbow-colored llamas.

    But that’s not all! We also have special events like the annual “Zombie vs. Villager Dance-off” where players compete for the title of best dancer in the Minecraft world. And don’t forget about our legendary “Ender Dragon Egg Hunt” where players search far and wide for the elusive egg to win amazing prizes.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter and chaos begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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