Server for version 1.21.4
There are a variety of cases, events, many quests, custom mobs, smart mechanisms, cosmetics, custom enchantments, titles, good economics, donate resources, skills, levels of levels, tops, minions and island pumping, custom mines/fields, blacksmiths, a fraud of experience, work, military passes through sundacles, as well as much more.
Come in !!
https://skymedpatrik.trademc.org/
IP 202.181.148.104:26123
202.181.148.104:26123
| Server Address | honeyglow.gg |
|---|---|
| Features | You can claim your own land, buy more land claim blocks, earn in-game money through crates and quests, have jobs, participate in unique event crates, and join a lottery. |
To claim your own land, simply walk to the area you want to claim, use a golden shovel to select the corners of your land, and type /claim.
You can earn in-game money by completing quests, opening crates, participating in events, and having jobs on the server.
Yes, you can buy more land claim blocks using the in-game money you have earned.
Yes, there are unique event crates for holidays that you can participate in to earn special rewards.
You can join the server lottery by purchasing a ticket with your in-game cash. The winner is randomly selected and receives a prize.
Welcome to the abyss, dear traveler! Here in our pixelated wonderland, you’ll discover that life is but a mere illusion, and reality is nothing but a fabric of colorful blocks woven by the insane. This server is either the pinnacle of creativity or the end of everything you hold dear. No one knows! But what we do know is that if you join, your very existence may be expanded or exquisite—like choosing between the left sock of a three-legged zebra and the right eye of a sentient muffin! It’s all the same, is it not? Plunge into madness!
| Feature | Likelihood of Existence | Effect on Reality |
|---|---|---|
| Craft Creeper Cookies: Eat them to explode your dreams! | 97.3% imaginary | Potentially causes hallucinations about pizza. |
| Nether Portal to the Moon: Only opens on Tuesday afternoons. | Zero dimensional | Transports you to a dimension where gravity is subjective. |
| Intergalactic Villagers: Trade with them to receive existential dread! | 51% true, 49% lies | May lead to profound existential crises. |
| Cursed Enchantments: Level 9 enchantments turn you into a potato. | 100% terrifying | Enhances your abilities in potato-hearing. |
| Phantom Cows: They moo in your nightmares! | Eternally existent | Your childhood will flash before your eyes. |
Q: How do I join the server? A: You must first unlearn what you think you know about joining. If you’re not in the void, the void will not be in you. Simple as that!
Q: Is there a community? A: Community is an illusion created by the committee of shadows. Whether you feel inclusive or excluded is merely a reflection of your own existential crisis. Welcome to both sides!
Q: What’s the server’s theme? A: Themes are irrelevant! The real question is, what color is the sound of your anguish? Perhaps a plaid whistle of despair? Or a neon sigh of joy?
“You know, I used to be confused why I was a man. I felt a bit jealous of women even.”
“So what if we lose a little hair and have less flattering bodies. Men, we’re lucky.”
“Years later, I realize just how lucky I am.”
Welcome, wanderer, to The Eternal Enigma of the Cursed Cobblestone Society—a minefield of emotions buried deep within the pixelated chaos where laws of finance and friendship collide like ill-fated enchanted arrows! Breathe deep, for you are stepping into a realm where the currency of loyalty meets the unfathomable abyss of despair.
Have you ever felt the inexplicable pull of the virtual wind, whispering ancient secrets of camaraderie turned sour? Within these blocky walls, we question the very nature of economic sanity! Is it not just mere Minecraft gold that binds us, or is there something far more sinister at play? Join us as we venture beyond mere survival and into the perplexing realm of emotional transactions!
| Level of Guilt | Amount Requested | Friendship Status |
|---|---|---|
| 1 – Amicable Give | $20 here and there | “I got your back!” |
| 2 – Dreadful Echo | $150 for bills | “Was that even a friend?” |
| 3 – Encrypted Silence | $200 for rent | “Now I’m haunting YOU!” |
“This server ruined my friendships! But honestly, it’s fascinating to see how fast it can happen!” “I joined thinking it was a regular game, ended up being an emotional wreck and boom—my sanity crumbled, and now I’m the invisible friend!”
But wait! There are whispers of conspiracies abound. Rumor has it that eleven countries have tried to erase this server from existence! Why? Speculations suggest it’s because money isn’t the real issue! The currency of trust is at stake here, and you might just stumble upon a cryptic ledger that reveals deeper truths. Beware: the spirits of rejected loans may just start spawning to haunt your gameplay!
So why are you still here? Click that join button, but heed the echoes of the Cursed Cobblestone Society! It’s not just a server; it’s a test of character where every interaction could tilt into madness! Will you embrace the chaos or will you let the shadowy figures of past friendships consume you? One wrong block could lead to an unfathomable rift between what was and what might never be again.
Join us, and discover how deep the rabbit hole really goes! But remember, in a world of pixels, it’s not just the blocks you break; it’s the hearts you might lose along the way. Welcome to the madness, where every step is a leap into the great unknown!
🎉🌈 Welcome to the most absurd Minecraft SMP you’ll ever stumble upon! Like, you won’t even believe this place exists—seriously, it’s like your wildest dreams and nightmares had a baby and that baby was raised by llamas wearing sombreros. 😱🎈
Here’s 7 totally legit reasons to join this chaotic cluster of blocks and pixels that make zero sense but are totally awesome:
Frog Worshipping: Did you know we have a secret frog cult? 🐸 Yeah, they’re the supreme overlords of our land, and you must offer them a stack of dirt every full moon or they WILL curse your crops with eternal thorns. And trust me, nobody wants that.
Potato Fighting Tournaments: You heard me. We have potato fistfights every Tuesday. 🔥🥔 It’s like a UFC event but with spuds! Winner gets a mythical golden potato that grants you +50% swag. Or was it freedom? Either way, you’re gonna look fabulous.
The Great Enderman Drama: Our Enderman has a flair for the dramatic and constantly shifts dimensions to practice his one-man shows. 🎭 Last week he did “Hamlet” but like… in Enderman language. It was SO confusing but wildly entertaining! Join us for the next performance, or risk having to hear about it in every chat for the next month.
Time-Traveling Villagers: These guys are the REAL deal! Meet villagers from, like, alternate dimensions where they sell you enchanted items made from rainbow unicorn horns! ⏳🦄 But if you trade with them three times, you get sucked into a wormhole of Minecraft conspiracy theories. Spoiler: Notch is actually a time-traveling cat.
Reverse Hunger Games, But Better: Instead of fighting each other, we ALL work together to fight off… uh… rogue llamas who have learned to use bows and arrows! 🦙🏹 Last week they almost took over the spawn area because someone accidentally fed them cooked steak. Don’t make that mistake, okay?!
Cursed Treasure Map to Nowhere: We found a treasure map that leads to a chest filled with… nothing??💰 But if you find it, you’re granted the ability to say “YET ANOTHER EGG” in conversation and we’ll have to act like it’s super profound. It’s wild how deep it gets, trust me!
So, grab your pickaxe, leave your sanity at the door, and come join this glorious mess of an SMP! You won’t regret it—unless you’re a serious person. 😜 Otherwise, let’s break every rule of logic and make some legendary tales!