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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 1225 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 90 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 173 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can best it in a dance-off. Rumor has it that the Blocktopus can teach you how to ride a llama like a pro and turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown by the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the age-old question: why do cows moo at the moon?