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GF Money Woes Minecraft Server

advice, Boundaries, Communication, decision, emotions, finances, gambling, Gaming, genshin impact, Gifts, Girlfriend, Guilt, long distance, Minecraft, MONEY, parents, relationship, Request, SAVING, Server, SPENDING, trip, woes

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2125
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Votes:	8049	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise there are no romance scams involved, just pure blocky fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and surprises.

Are you tired of long distance relationships causing drama? Well, on our server, you can build your own virtual love story with your Minecraft girlfriend! No more asking for money to spend on Genshin Impact, just pure pixelated love and friendship.

Save up for that trip to see your virtual girlfriend in person within the next year or two! Who needs real-life money when you can spend it on virtual adventures in our server? Plus, no need to worry about getting ghosted for the rest of the day – our virtual girlfriends will always be there for you.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to real-life relationship drama. Build, mine, and craft your way to pixelated happiness with us!

BroBroFav vs SisSisMiss

autism, Birthday Party, BroBroFav, family dynamics, favoritism, neglect, parental expectations, parental favoritism, parenting, sibling bonding, sibling comparison, sibling conflict, sibling favoritism, sibling jealousy, sibling love, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, SisSisMiss, special treatment, spoiled brat

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7666
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equality and fairness for all players! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy quests and epic battles.

Looking for a server where you won’t be neglected like poor Dorian? Well, look no further! On our server, everyone is treated like royalty, even if you’re not the favorite child.

We promise not to give iPhones to one player and pencils to another. Nope, everyone gets the same epic loot and rewards here. Plus, no tantrums allowed – unless they’re in-game, of course.

So come join us and escape the drama of real life for a world where everyone is valued and appreciated. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some long-lost siblings to team up with on your Minecraft journey!

MalayalamMovieMadness Minecraft Server

Abuse, Accountability, Actors, allegations, Bollywood, Cinema, controversy, Directors, Entertainment, film industry, Harassment, India, Justice, Malayalam movie industry, MalayalamMovieMadness, METOO, Minecraft, misconduct, rape, scandal, Server, sexual assault, survivors, Victims

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8764
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

LOL Y’ALL WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN AN INDIAN MOVIE SET! OUR PLAYERS BE ACTIN’ LIKE MALAYALAM ACTORS AND DIRECTORS, FACING SEXUAL ASSAULT ALLEGATIONS LEFT AND RIGHT! WE GOT SCANDALS, WE GOT BETRAYALS, WE GOT MORE PLOT TWISTS THAN A SOAP OPERA! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE WILD RIDE OF A LIFETIME, WHERE EVERY BLOCK PLACED COMES WITH A SIDE OF DRAMA! LET’S GET IT, FOLKS!

CraftyClash: IndianProtests

activism, Civil unrest, CraftyClash, criminal justice, demonstration, gender equality, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Indian, IndianProtests, Justice, law enforcement, media coverage, Political, PROTESTS, public outcry, rape, Safety, Social Issues, street clashes, violence, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1776
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE CHAOS THAN INDIAN PROTESTS! OUR PLAYERS ARE LIKE POLITICIANS FIGHTING IN THE STREETS, BUT WITH DIAMOND SWORDS AND CREEPERS! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE WHO WILL COME OUT ON TOP IN THIS EPIC BATTLE FOR BLOCKY SUPREMACY! #BLOCKWARFARE #MINECRAFTMADNESS

CircleCircumferenceCalcGoneWrong

calculation, circle, CircleCircumferenceCalcGoneWrong, circumference, Exact, Geometry, IMPOSSIBLE, Infinite, irrational number, mathematical certainty, mathematical concept, mathematical impossibility, mathematical limit, mathematical mystery, mathematical precision, mathematical truth, Mathematics, mathematics problem, Measurement, Never, numerical value

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7502
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Emeralds Found:	8513
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Animals Bred:	83	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the circumference of a circle is the ultimate mystery? Well, look no further, cuz on this server, we don’t even bother tryna calculate that shiz. We’re too busy building epic castles and fighting off creepers with our bare hands. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal life in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be part of the circle circumference conspiracy!

AstroCraftIOAA – Gold Medal Winners!

academic excellence, achievement, AstroCraftIOAA, Astronomy, Astrophysics, Brazil, Competition, education, Global Event, GOLD, Gold medals, India, International Olympiad, IOAA, Iranian students, MEDAL, ranking first, Rio de Janeiro, Science, success, talented students, top ranking, Usa, WINNERS

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3148
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Star Shards Collected:	108	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where iranian students are the reigning champs of the intergalactic olympiad on astronomy and astrophysics! we may not have gold medals, but we have gold blocks for days! india and usa can’t compete with the level of fun and craziness we have on this server. build your own space station, explore the galaxy, and battle aliens with your trusty diamond sword. join now and show off your out-of-this-world building skills!

Semi-Spicy Vanilla, No Extra Ingredients: Just Pure Gameplay 1.21.1

[player based economy], 1.21.1, admin involvement, admin shop, Bed.., claiming plugins, Economy, EXTRA, gameplay, gravity, Highways, ingredients, Jobs, large scale builds, multiplayer, Player Shops, Public farms, Pure, rare head drops, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, SemiSpicy, server infrastructure, sethomes, spawn access, Survival, tps, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4450
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	186

SSMP Semi-Vanilla Minecraft Server

SSMP takes survival multiplayer back to the fundamentals. We don’t place limits on gameplay, as long as it doesn’t break our simple rules.

This server is for those who enjoy creating large scale builds and redstone without being limited by weird and complicated claiming plugins or poor TPS.

Our economy has no admin involvement, we do not have an admin shop or jobs or anything additionally complicated.

Join our server using the IP address: SSMP.io

Our server also has an active discord server. Join by typing /discord while in-game.

We support bedrock connections. Use port 63809.

Features
2 /sethomes + bed
easy /spawn access
developed server infrastructure (public farms, player shops, highways)
rare head drops
physical and active player-based economy
gravity, TNT, rail and string dupe permitted

FAQ

Questions	Answers
Can I claim land on the server?	No, we do not have complicated claiming plugins. You are free to build anywhere as long as you follow our rules.
Are there admin shops or jobs available?	No, our economy is player-driven and does not involve admin shops or jobs.
What is the bedrock connection port?	The bedrock connection port is 63809.

MineGenshin – Minecraft Server

Bennett, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, Daily check-in rewards, Flowers Resplendent on the Sun-Scorched Sojourn, genshin impact, Kachina, Kaedehara Kazuha, Maps, Minecraft, MineGenshin, Mualani, Off We Go to the Nation of Pyro, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.0, Web Event, Wiki, Xinyan

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1538
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sun always shines and the flowers bloom in the most epic way possible! Join us for the ultimate sightseeing experience as you explore our world filled with shimmering dances of stone and kindness that begets friendship.

Our version 5.0 update, “Flowers Resplendent on the Sun-Scorched Sojourn,” will blow your mind with its epic trailer that will leave you wanting more. And don’t forget to participate in our web event, “Off We Go to the Nation of Pyro!” where you can win amazing prizes until September 24.

But wait, there’s more! Our current character banner features Mualani, Kaedehara Kazuha, Kachina, Xinyan, and Bennett, along with weapon banners like Surf’s Up (Catalyst) and Freedom-Sworn (Sword). And don’t miss out on our daily check-in rewards and redeemable codes for Primogems!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure filled with laughter, fun, and maybe even a few explosions (in a good way, of course). See you in the game, where anything is possible!

SayHisNameMC SMP

SayHisNameMC, smp

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3790
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6574	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll be facing off against the legendary Ender Dragon’s evil twin brother, the Ender Llama! That’s right, this llama is no ordinary farm animal – he’s got a taste for destruction and chaos. But don’t worry, because we’ve also got a team of super-powered chickens who will help you defeat him. So come join us on our server and help us save the world from the wrath of the Ender Llama! Just remember to always… SAY HIS NAME!

MineCraftMixUp

academic pressure, adjusting to change, affluent school, bullying, dealing with loss, family care, family finances, gifted student, GRIEVING, MineCraftMixUp, Moving, nerdy kid, parent-child conflict, robotics program, rough area, school bullying, school district, school environment, school transition, Social Skills

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9922
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Emeralds Found:	5826

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the plot of a telenovela.

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! On our server, you’ll encounter more plot twists than a Shakespearean play. Will you be the hero or the villain in this epic tale of Minecraft madness?

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics, school drama, and the never-ending quest for acceptance. Will you choose to renovate your virtual home or travel 40 minutes each way to a different district? The choice is yours, but beware of the bullies who make fun of your virtual lunchbox!

So come on down to our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama and excitement right here in Minecraft? Join now and let the adventure begin!