BlockquakeCraft

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1960
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Votes:	8970
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	41

Get ready to experience the most explosive Minecraft server ever! Our server is like an ‘earthquake’ of air strikes, but instead of destruction, we bring non-stop fun and chaos! Join us and witness the heaviest Israeli bombing since the war began…in Minecraft!

Build your own bomb shelter to protect yourself from the craziness happening around you. Collect resources to trade with other players for secret weapons and power-ups. Explore our war-torn world and uncover hidden treasures amidst the chaos.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest players can survive the madness that awaits. So join us now and be a part of the most explosive Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Welcome to Bloom SMP, where we celebrate our love for semi-vanilla survival! No square brackets or curly braces allowed.

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3696
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	212
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Enchantments Applied:	108	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but does have gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions of Minecraft can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.
Is griefing allowed?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds.
Is there an active Discord community?	Yes, there is an active Discord server for Bloom SMP.

Nordic Beauties Minecraft Server

beauties, consent, double standards, ENTITLEMENT, feminism, gender dynamics, gender expectations, gender inequality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, male entitlement, male privilege, Minecraft, Misogyny, Nordic, objectification, owed sex, scandinavian women, Server, sexual entitlement, sexual harassment, societal expectations, toxic masculinity, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6092
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Star Shards Collected:	64	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Potions Brewed:	165	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be living out your wildest fantasies!

Join us and embark on a quest to collect rare items and build the most epic base ever seen in the Minecraft world. But here’s the twist – every time you level up, you’ll be one step closer to fulfilling your ultimate goal of being owed sex by Scandinavian women.

That’s right, on our server, the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky player who finally gets what they’re owed…

Why are there so many minecraft smp games at the same time? How do you…

Broadcast, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, fan experience, football, game coverage, game selection, games, Minecraft, NFL, Popularity, Scheduling, scheduling conflicts, smp, sports, sports fans, sports programming, strategy, television, Time, Timing, viewership, viewing options, you

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	281
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Runes Activated:	3

Are you tired of trying to choose which NFL game to watch because they’re all on at the same time? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can watch all the games at once! That’s right, we have a special plugin that streams every single NFL game directly into the game for your viewing pleasure. Want to watch the Packers take on the Chiefs while also keeping an eye on the Patriots vs. the Buccaneers? No problem! Join our SMP and never miss a second of the action. Plus, rumor has it that if you watch all the games at once, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can play football with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate NFL viewing experience in Minecraft!

ChewCraftersAnonymous

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2962
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to chew loudly or with our mouths wide open while playing! We understand the struggles of misophonia and we’re here to provide a safe and quiet space for all players.

Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world without the fear of triggering any unwanted noises. Our server is a haven for those who need peace and quiet while exploring the blocky universe of Minecraft.

Don’t worry, we won’t roll our eyes or chew obnoxiously like some of those unruly brownie-eating friends. We value friendship, but we value your sanity even more! So come on over and let’s game in harmony, away from the noisy chewers of the world.

Who knew a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from the horrors of loud chewing? Join us now and let’s build a world where misophonia is just a distant memory.

HorrorDeathMinecraftSMP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	183
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Farms Harvested:	152
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Have you ever heard of the player who accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was a friendly cat and got blown to smithereens? Or the one who tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up falling to their doom because the pig had a fear of heights? Well, if you want to experience these kinds of epic fails and more, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists at every turn. From building massive roller coasters that send players flying into lava pits to organizing sheep races where the winner gets a diamond block, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of evil llamas, a haunted mansion where players can test their bravery against spooky ghosts, and a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most outrageous deaths and wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft.

BlockPartyJoy

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	966
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you ready to experience pure joy and happiness like never before? Join our Minecraft server and prepare to have the happiest moment of your life! Our server is so amazing that players have reported feeling like they’re floating on clouds of pure bliss while playing.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, showering you with diamonds and emeralds. And just when you think it can’t get any better, a unicorn flies by and offers to give you a ride to the mythical land of unlimited resources.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary laughing llamas, who will entertain you with their hilarious jokes and dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party cave, where the creepers have traded in their explosive tendencies for some sick dance moves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for the happiest moment of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

WiretapCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7153
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Love Letters Sent:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Potions Brewed:	131	Mythical Quests Completed:	44

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! It’s so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer! We got creepers that explode confetti, and zombies that dance the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so secure, even China can’t hack it. They tried to steal our wiretap requests, but all they got was a recipe for pumpkin pie.

So come join us and build a castle made of diamonds, ride a pig into battle, and maybe even find the legendary treasure of Steve’s missing sock. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

PixelPanic: 1 Dead, 10 Hurt in Israel

Dead, hurt, Israel, PixelPanic

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7903
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Dragons Tamed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	161
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, bro. you gotta join cuz it’s like a virtual paradise, like, better than a unicorn riding a rainbow.

we got so much cool stuff, like, diamonds for days and mobs that drop cake instead of loot. and get this, our admin once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen.

you won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have on this server, like that time a player built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats.

so come join us, cuz this server is like a magical land of wonder and excitement. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that, amirite?

SleepyCraft: ForeverChem Fun

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8666
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1498
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

join our epic minecraft server and experience the wildest adventure of your life! our server is so lit, it will make you forget about sleep entirely.

we have special PFAS “forever chemicals” that will make you feel like you never need to sleep again. you’ll be mining and crafting all night long, reaching levels of creativity you never thought possible.

people with blood levels in the highest third on our server slept around 80 minutes less per night – who needs sleep when you can be building your dream castle or exploring the depths of the nether?

elevated PFOS concentrations on our server are linked to difficulties falling asleep, staying asleep, waking frequently, or feeling tired during the day – but who cares when you’re having so much fun in our crazy world of blocks and mobs?

join now and say goodbye to sleep – you’ll be too busy having the time of your life in our insane minecraft server!

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