Minecraft: The N00b Adventures (TV Program) Minecraft Servers

CreepinLaughsMC

amusing, Chuckle, Comical, CreepinLaughsMC, creepy, Experience, fear, fright, funny, ghost, Haunted, hilarious, humor, jocular, LAUGH, nerve-wracking, Scary, spine-chilling, spine-tingling., spooky, Terror

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9822
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Runes Activated:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Have you ever been mining in Minecraft, just minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows you sky high? Well, on our server, we have creeper-proof armor that will make those green pests run away in fear!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to photobomb your screenshots and photobomb your selfies. Join our server and see if you can snap a pic with the elusive dragon!

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret portal to the land of dancing skeletons and singing zombies. Trust us, it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is missing out on all the fun!

UkraineCraft: Pentagon oopsie!

$2 billion, accounting errors, aid, audit findings, budget discrepancies, defense department, financial accountability, financial aid, financial irregularities, financial missteps, financial oversight, FOREIGN AID, funding discrepancies, Government, international relations, investigation, military assistance, Mismanagement, Oopsie, pentagon, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4210
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the Pentagon be finding accounting errors worth $2 billion in aid for Ukraine, but who cares bout that when u can be building epic castles and battling creepers with ur squad on this lit server! Trust me, the craziness of this server will make u forget all about them boring real world problems. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself be roaming around causing chaos, so u gotta join quick before he destroys everything! Join now and let the madness begin!

WranglerCraft: Where Your Ass Says WoW

ass, brand, clothing, comfortable, Cowboy, cowboy chic, denim, Durable, fashion, fashion statement, iconic, long-lasting, rear pockets, Statement, Style, trendy, W design, western wear, wow, Wrangler jeans, WranglerCraft

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3834
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

hey u, ya u with the wrangler jeans. u know wat? if u join our minecraft server, ur ass will say WoW too. cuz on our server, we got magical wrangler jeans that give ur character a big ol’ W on both butt cheeks. so when u walk around, everyone will be like “damn, look at that ass, it’s sayin WoW!” join now for the most epic butt designs in minecraft history.

DucksMC Network

Custom, DucksMC, Minecraft, Network, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3972
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dimension Hops:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Do you want to have fun? Join our Minecraft server, where you can play with your friends in modes like Survival Custom and many more. We look forward to seeing you!

ducksmc.com

Surviving Insane Anarchy: Where you can build empires with guns, turrets, and jobs in the chaos of New York City!

AdvancedCrates, AdvancedItems, AdvancedMobs, Anarchy, BarbedWire, BUILD, Chaos, Chestsort, city, ComplexTurrets, CrazyAuctions, DailyRewardsPlus, DeathTransfer, DecentHolograms, Discordsrv, EconomyShopGUI-Premium, Elevator, Empires, ExecutableItems, Factions, Guns, HeadDrop, INSANE, InventoryRollbackPlus, Itemsadder, Jobs, LuckyBounties, MechanicsCore, Minepacks, Surviving, turrets, York

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9805
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Links	Discord	Store	Server IP

Overview	Soldiers In Arms (SIA) offers Turrets, Guns, Vehicles, Economy, Stock Market, Jobs, Custom Items, and more.

Server Details	90+ plugins	Decade+ of admin experience	Updated to version 1.21

Empires & Factions	Empires: Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, etc.	Vassal Factions within Empires	Edict courthouse for governance

Key Plugins	AdvancedCrates	AdvancedEnchantments	BarbedWire	Factions	EconomyShopGUI-Premium	WorldGuard	and many more

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the provided IP address in the Minecraft client.

Q: Are there specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules to ensure fair gameplay. Please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the full list of rules.

Q: Can I create my own faction or empire?

A: Yes, you can create your own faction or empire within the server’s gameplay mechanics.

Q: What is the economy system like on the server?

A: The server features an elaborate economy system that includes a stock market, jobs, and trading systems.

Q: Are there regular updates and events on the server?

A: Yes, the server is regularly updated to the latest Minecraft version, and events are hosted by the admin team.

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9636
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	448	Astral Projections Made:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Welcome to /dft/ – Deranged Faggot Trannies! This Minecraft SMP is not for the faint of heart, as we embrace the chaos and craziness that comes with being a part of this server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what your dad’s fetishes are, because let’s be real, they’re probably wilder than a pack of rabid wolves. And remember, if you want to fit in here, you better not even think about jerking off – it’s a strict rule that we take very seriously.

In our latest edition, aptly titled “FUCK MY ASS”, things are bound to get even more insane. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next? Will we build a giant statue of a butt? Will we have a dance party in the Nether? The possibilities are endless, and that’s what makes /dft/ the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures.

So come join us, if you dare. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Players:	101/800	Votes:	9072
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Farms Harvested:	980	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6977
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
New Chunks Explored:	582748	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Players:	105/900	Votes:	9568
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Players:	101/900	Votes:	605
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Farms Harvested:	501	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Players:	100/100	Votes:	9992
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Items Found:	6731	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Ores Mined:	9021	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

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FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

Q: Are there specific rules on the server?

Q: Can I create my own faction or empire?

Q: What is the economy system like on the server?

Q: Are there regular updates and events on the server?

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