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  • Life’s Not Fair, It Sucks Minecraft SMP

    Life’s Not Fair, It Sucks Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 8274
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Mines Excavated: 4138
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where life may suck in the real world, but in our virtual world, anything is possible! Join us for a chance to escape the harsh realities of life and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

    Our server is a place where you can leave all your troubles behind and focus on having a good time. Need a break from all the drama and heartache? Come join us and let’s make some ridiculous memories together!

    Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who will never leave you or hurt you? Join our SMP and become part of a community that will always have your back, no matter what crazy shenanigans we get up to.

    So why wait? Join us now and let’s turn those frowns upside down with some epic Minecraft adventures! Who knows, you might just find happiness in the most unexpected places.

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  • Crafty Question Minecraft Server

    Crafty Question Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 5249
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Votes: 6754
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Zombie Dances: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can question everything without fear of being labeled as a neonazi trump supporter? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us on this wild ride where asking questions is not only allowed, but encouraged. In fact, we have a whole section dedicated to questioning everything from the meaning of life to why creepers explode. And don’t worry, we promise not to call you antisemitic for simply using the word ‘question’ or a simple ‘?’.

    So why wait? Join our server now and start questioning the world around you in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets about Minecraft that will blow your mind!

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  • French Are So Cool Minecraft SMP

    French Are So Cool Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 9087
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Magic Items Found: 7648 New Chunks Explored: 101285
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you want to join the most baguette-tastic Minecraft SMP out there? Well, look no further because we have a whole bunch of French players who are so cool, they make the Eiffel Tower jealous! Join us for some croissant-fueled adventures and build your very own Minecraft masterpiece while sipping on some fine French wine (in-game, of course). Plus, rumor has it that our resident French player once built a replica of the Louvre out of diamond blocks – now that’s fancy! So come join us and experience the joie de vivre of our French-inspired Minecraft world. Vive la France!

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  • Crafty Guilty Gear Minecraft Server

    Crafty Guilty Gear Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 4660
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Buildings Constructed: 29
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Crops Grown: 6877 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 117 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have upcoming tournaments that will blow your mind! We’re talking about battles that will make the Ender Dragon look like a baby zombie. And if that’s not enough, we have events like the Arc World Tour 2024 – trust us, you don’t want to miss it!

    But wait, there’s more! Our resources are top-notch, with a main wiki that’s more informative than a villager trading guide. And our player ratings? Let’s just say they’re so accurate, they make the compass jealous. Plus, we have fighting game glossaries that will make your head spin faster than a whirlpool trap.

    And if you’re into mods, we’ve got ’em! From Potato Mod that turns your pickaxe into a spud, to Frame Data Display that will make your enemies cry like a baby zombie. And don’t even get us started on the Queen Dizzy Starter Guide – it’s a must-watch for any aspiring Minecraft warrior.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to rock and roll like never before! Just remember to announce your platform and region when making lobbies – we don’t want any accidental PvP mishaps. See you in the game, slashers! #503246723

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  • Almost A Year Now Minecraft SMP

    Almost A Year Now Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 3455
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 11
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and non-stop laughter.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a potato, fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, or trying to survive a prank war that never seems to end.

    Our server is also home to the infamous “14-year-old boy model incident,” where one player accidentally chose a model that made them look like a teenager. The drama that ensued was so ridiculous, it became the stuff of legend.

    So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where the only rule is to have fun, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and be ready to laugh until your sides hurt.

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  • Africa’s Dumb Girl Minecraft Server

    Africa’s Dumb Girl Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 5494
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Ores Mined: 3613
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you go bananas? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret portal that will transport you straight to Africa where you can find a nice dumb girl to play Minecraft with! Who wouldn’t want to team up with a dumb girl in Africa, am I right? Plus, our server has a pet elephant that can help you mine diamonds faster than you can say “I love Minecraft!” So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

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  • The Holy Grail of Minecraft SMP MMOs

    The Holy Grail of Minecraft SMP MMOs
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 5675
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Animals Bred: 36 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a rare flower or a new cow? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, or team up with your friends to take down a horde of evil villagers who have formed a cult worshipping a block of dirt.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and unlock its powers?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

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  • Tora Dora Minecraft Server

    Tora Dora Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 6082
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 16
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted eggs. But be warned, this chicken is guarded by a pack of evil zombie cows who are not afraid to throw rotten flesh at you!

    If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s largest underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers? Get your groove on while dodging exploding dance moves!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking pigs who hold the key to unlocking the hidden treasure of the Nether realm. Join forces with them and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just remember, only 5 days remain until the chaos begins!

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  • 20 Million Mexicans Absorbed Minecraft SMP

    20 Million Mexicans Absorbed Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 5825
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 136 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we tell! Join us if you’d rather absorb 20 million Mexicans into your empire than deal with 20 million Central and South Americans – trust us, it’s a whole new level of chaos and fun. Our server is filled with crazy characters, epic quests, and more drama than a llama in a minecart. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world!

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  • YLYL Minecraft Server

    YLYL Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 2436
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos and insanity of the blocky world! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of talking pigs who are plotting to overthrow the evil sheep dictatorship. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Black ACK, a mysterious creature that roams the land spreading chaos and confusion wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Black ACK, you’ll gain untold powers and riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Remember, you can’t spell black without ACK – so what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

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