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| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 9956 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Are you tired of being a noob on other servers? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have the best players in the world! And by best, we mean the most hilariously terrible at Minecraft.
Join us for epic battles where players accidentally hit each other instead of the mobs, build magnificent structures that somehow always end up looking like giant toilets, and embark on quests that inevitably lead to getting lost in a never-ending maze of caves.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with chickens in a language only they understand. Rumor has it that he once convinced a chicken to lead him to a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times. It’s all part of the fun on the craziest Minecraft SMP ever!
