Guideless Minecraft Server

Advisor, Assistance, Clueless, confusion, Direction, figuring it out, figuring out, guidance, Guide, Guideless, Help, Instructions, Lost, mentor, Minecraft, navigation, problem solving, Server, solution, step by step, Support, tutorial, Walkthrough

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4300
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
New Chunks Explored:	993754	Runes Activated:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

botched circumcision, bullying, circumcised, circumcision, classmates, Crafty, dick, dropped out, Erect, Frankenstein stick, Girlfriend, head missing, hikkimori, ISOLATION, laughing stock, Minecraft, retail job, ruined life, scandal, skin grafts, smp, social pariah, surgeries, token advice

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9288
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Potions Brewed:	50
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

BabyCraftLand

affectionate, Apology, aunt, BabyCraftLand, Babysitting, Birthday Party, Boundaries, college, Communication, emotional, family, law school, master’s degree, misunderstanding, Niece, online classes, Physical, relationships, Siblings, sister-in-law, term of endearment

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3516
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Alien Abductions:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Awkwardly Normal

Awareness, awkwardly, Behavior, common, Communication, Conversation, culture, discussion, everyday life, eye-opening, habits, normal, Perception, Personal experiences, perspective, realization, SELF AWARENESS, sharing, social interactions, social norms, societal expectations

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1169
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

HezbollahHaterCraft

aggression, Conflict, degrading, Diplomacy, hezbollah, HezbollahHaterCraft, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Objectives, Peacekeeping, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Speech, strategy, Terrorism, UN, united nations

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5069
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Crops Grown:	9037	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

application-based, AussieSMP, Coexist, Community, CREEPERS, Economy, g’day, Griefing, guides, Join, Kangaroos, Land claiming, latency, Limits, LIVESTREAMS, Mate, Mechanics, multiple worlds, Network, peacefully, Redstone, rules, smp, Survival, Teleport, Trading, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4113
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Minecraft Server Information

IP Address	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Invite Link
Apply here	Apply Now

Overview

The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.

Features

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy navigation
Land-claiming system for player protection
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
Part of a growing network with additional server options

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason for new rules
Use common sense

FAQ

Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?

A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.

Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?

A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.

Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.

Q: How many worlds are available on the server?

A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.

Q: Are there additional server options in the network?

A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.

Weird Trade Minecraft Server

Gaming, Gts, Minecraft, online trading, P0RNHUB.COM, perfect IVs, pokemon collector, pokemon community, pokemon fan, pokemon game, Pokemon nickname, Pokemon rarity, pokemon trade, Pokemon trading platform, Rare Pokemon, Server, shiny Groudon, strange Pokemon, Trade, traded Pokemon, unusual Pokemon, video games, weird, weird Pokemon

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1649
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of boring old Pokemon trades? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the trades are out of this world! We once had a player trade a shiny Groudon with perfect IVs named P0RNHUB.COM – now that’s a Pokemon you won’t find in any Pokedex! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy trades, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might just end up with a legendary Pokemon named after your favorite website! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Helldivers Minecraft SMP – General Chaos

alien insects, Chaos, chemical agents, co-op, contested planets, Galaxy, general, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Hotfix, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, News, Patch, PC, PlayStation, PS5, PvE, Robots, Shooter, smp, spread democracy, squad-based, Steam, time limit, Top-down Shooter, training manual, Warbond, Wiki

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs with boring objectives like building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, you’ll be liberating planets and galaxies while completing insane objectives in procedurally generated areas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From epic battles to hilarious mishaps, you never know what will happen next on our server.

So why wait? Join now and be a part of the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just become the hero of the galaxy!

ASLWedding Minecraft Server

ableism, absurd request, AITAH, american sign language, asl, ASLWedding, Communication, cultural appropriation, Deaf community, dystopian reality, family, family dynamics, groundbreaking idea, INCLUSIVE, insane request, Instagram clout, intimate wedding, Minecraft, Server, silent wedding, Support, unique wedding, wedding planning

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5005
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dimension Hops:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Welcome to the most unique Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Just like the silent wedding described above, on our server, you are not allowed to speak at all. Instead, you must communicate using Minecraft signs and emotes only.

But here’s the twist – none of us know how to use Minecraft signs or emotes! It’s a true test of creativity and communication skills as you try to navigate this virtual world without saying a word.

Join us for the ultimate challenge and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this silent Minecraft community. Who needs words when you have blocks and emojis, am I right? Don’t miss out on this groundbreaking idea that will leave you questioning your sanity in the best way possible.

CraftyLoveLifeFix

Apology, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyLoveLifeFix, emotional connection, emotional intelligence, Empathy, ENGAGEMENT, INITIATION, Intimacy, long term relationship, Marriage, Partnership, PRESSURE, Proposal, relationship, sex life, sexual frequency, Understanding

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	72	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Farms Harvested:	320
Void Armor Forged:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a marriage proposal every time you mine a diamond! Our players are so committed to the game that they even have in-game relationships that mirror real life drama. Join us and experience the thrill of virtual love and commitment!

Join now and experience the thrill of waiting for your virtual girlfriend to initiate sex, just like in real life! Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the drop in frequency of in-game sex. Will you be the one to solve the mystery of why your in-game partner is not in the mood?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the drama and excitement of virtual relationships and marriage proposals. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the ups and downs of in-game love!

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