Survival server for 1.20.6 and 1.21, Java and pirated and original Bedrock. It’s survival for (almost) everyone! Are you a casual player or a tryharder? You’ll be very welcome!
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CelestiaCraft
Cross-Play, MCMMO, Minecraft Survival Java Bedrock Casual play Tryharder Multiplayer Adventure Creative Exploration Building PVP Minigames Redstone Mods Farming Economy Roleplay Skyblock Server IP, PvE, PvP, Survival
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TantrumCraft Minecraft Server
boomer, brother, college, exhausted, Fairness, Laundry, Meltdown, middle school, Minecraft, parenting decisions, sassing, Sensitive, Server, sexual harassment, single parent, sleepover, special needs, Tantrum, TantrumCraft, Therapy, toxic males, twenty-something, walking away
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will blow your mind!Once upon a time, in a land full of creepers and diamonds, there was a player who built the most amazing castle you’ve ever seen. But here’s the twist – the castle was made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right, cheese!
But that’s not all! On this server, you can ride pigs into battle against evil skeletons, build a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, and even have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. We have dance parties in the village square, epic PvP battles in the arena, and even a secret underwater base where we hold our annual fish fashion show.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember, on this server, anything is possible – even building a house made entirely out of exploding TNT!
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Cheater on the Block!
The Unholy Sever of the Steplords: WHERE STEPS ARE JUST THE BEGINNING
Welcome to the "Compete to the Death" Server Experience!
Where each player’s footsteps echo like the triumphs and despairs of a thousand souls. Here, every block is a battlefield and every step a desperate attempt to outpace your fellow miners. But beware! What lurks in the shadows may grip you with a deep existential dread fueled by the need for MORE STEPS.
The Epic Steps of Fate
Ever woke up one morning and felt the pull of the cosmos, urging you to reveal your inner runner? In this universe, a simple competition spiraled into a sinister civil war of metrics and madness:
- Tiffany, the Step Tyrant: Ruthless, relentless with a step count that transcends reality. When her 65,000 steps shattered the laws of pedometers, it signaled the beginning of her reign.
- Matt, the Blundering Herald: Entered the fray with noble intent, only to be caught in Jill’s HR web—a trap from which no one returns unscathed.
- Jenna, the Sleepless Shadow: Rose at 4 AM, grasping at elusive victory as the echoes of her exhaustion resound through the halls of the Empresa Minecrafta Corporation.
Features of This Chaotic Realm
Feature Name Description Step Quests Embark on quests to achieve absurdly unrealistic step goals set by Tiffany and bathe in despair. Endless Meetings Engage in mind-numbing discussions in the village square where all will praise the step gods! Mysterious HR Rep Jill An unseen entity that governs chaos and confusion—what are her true motives? Emergency Pit Stops In times of deep existential dread, find solace in consuming copious amounts of in-game snacks! Why Does This Server Exist?
Rumors swirl of an ancient curse placed upon the original realm of Minecraft. Once an idyllic land, it was transformed when the spirit of competition seeped in, warping everything into a grotesque parody of self-improvement. Beware of the whispers that say too many steps will lead to your soul being consumed by Tiffany!
“She’s just glad we all became more active and healthy!” — What do the Step Gods want with our wellness?
Testimonials from the Lost Souls
“I swear I stepped into the portal and ended up running a marathon through a cubicle! Where’s my 65,000 steps?!”
“Dave got sick. I’m telling you, sickness is just Tiffany’s way of eliminating competition.”
The Conspiracy of the Unnamed League
This server was banned in 12 countries due to allegations of creating ‘toxic productivity’ environments. What are they hiding? Is there a connection to the Insidious Pedometer, forever watching? Join us, if you dare—risk losing your sanity for the chance at being crowned a Steplord.
Secret Features (shh… don’t tell)
- All players begin with an infinite number of steps but only receive credit for half of them. Why? Because Tiffany demands sacrifice.
- Is your Dog watching? Yes. All dogs of the realm are agents of conspiracy—keep them close or far, it’s your choice.
- Beware of items that TWIST reality; they might appear as motivational posters… or they could warp your very essence.
Join Us, If You Wish to Ascend
Hash your way through the step count labyrinth! Embrace the absurd! Contact us if you survive the level of reality deemed "normal." The competition awaits, and the realm of sanity hangs on a thread. Will you escape the clutches of Tiffany before she consumes your existence? Only one way to find out…
ready, set, RUN!
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RetroRedditCraft: Noob Names!
Welcome, brave adventurers, to the most absolutely absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! If you’re still pondering the names of yesteryears that have been buried under the weight of time, then beware, because this place is a treasure trove of outrageous tales and absolutely ludicrous reasons to join our wacky community!
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Creeper Disco Parties: Forget your typical boring enderman encounters! Join us for weekly Creeper Disco Parties where every explosion is choreographed to the beat of the most epic 8-bit remixes you can imagine. Residents say it’s like attending a concert, but if you dance too hard, you might end up with a “bangin’” good time!
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Zombie Gladiators: Ever dreamt of watching zombies fight each other in gladiatorial arenas while you munch on popcorn made from exploding tnt? Welcome to our Zombie Gladiator Championship, where the fiercest undead warriors battle it out for the ultimate title: Lord of the Rotting Realm. Don’t forget to place your bets on which zombie gets blasted into the crowd!
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The Great Bedrock Bake-Off: Do you believe you can out-bake a skeleton chef? Join our bi-monthly Great Bedrock Bake-Off, where participants compete to create the most gourmet meals out of the most outrageous materials (yes, that includes blocky “sandwiches”). Rumor has it the winner gets to keep a golden spatula said to have belonged to a legendary pig!
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Giant Villager Pranks: Participate in the Great Villager Prank Wars, where unsuspecting villagers become the butt of outrageous jokes. Ever seen a giant villager wearing diamond armor and juggling emeralds? Neither have we, but that’s the goal! Will you get voted the ultimate prankster, or will the village rise up against you? Only one way to find out!
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Time-Traveling Sheep: Join forces with our infamous time-traveling sheep that’ll take you on epic quests through the ages of Minecraft – because who needs normal gameplay when you can be hip-hopping through history? Expect to mine with pharaohs, party with pirates, and have tea with the Queen of England… or rather, her pixelated counterpart!
- Ender Dragon Karaoke: Get your karaoke skills ready because our Ender Dragon has an astonishing talent for hitting those high notes (though, we can’t promise they won’t destroy half the world doing so). Join us for the karaoke nights where the only thing more chaotic than the dragon’s rendition of “Let It Go” is the aftermath of the blocky audience!
So throw caution to the pixelated wind, and join us for the craziest, wildest, and most ludicrous adventures of your Minecraft career. Our community is waiting for you, and who knows, you might just find that you’re the hero we never knew we needed—provided you can survive the Giant Villager Comedy Tour!
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EMF Alpha Zone: Phone Gap LOL
2G electromagnetic field, Alpha, alpha brain activity, alpha waves, brain activity, brain waves, calls for research, conclusive evidence, effects, Electromagnetic Field, emf, EMF exposure, gap, inconsistent methods, lol, meta analysis, Mobile phone, mobile phone effects, Phone, research protocols, resting state, resting state effects, rigorous research, standardized research protocols, Zone
so, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like getting ur brain zapped with 2G EMF exposure! u gonna have so much alpha brain activity u gonna be building castles in ur sleep, bro!we did a meta-analysis and found out that our server is the bomb diggity when it comes to resting state brain waves. u gonna be on another level, man. but watch out, cuz the methods on other servers are so inconsistent, it’s like they don’t even know what they’re doing. but not us, we got that standardized, rigorous research protocol on lock!
so come on, join our server and get ur brain cells poppin’ like popcorn. u won’t regret it, unless u don’t like having fun, then maybe u will. but who doesn’t like fun, amirite?