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| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 7179 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 629 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 772670 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
so like, u know how society be all judgy about who’s gettin’ it on and who’s not? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, we don’t care if u a player or a playa, we just want u to have a good time!
join us if u tired of them double standards, cuz here, everyone be equal in the eyes of the block gods. u can build ur own love shack or go on a quest to find the legendary diamond dildo – the choice is yours!
we got parties every saturday night at the pixel palace, where u can dance the night away with ur fellow blockheads. and if u feeling lonely, don’t worry, we got plenty of villagers lookin’ for some lovin’ too!
so come on down to our server, where the only thing judgin’ u is the creeper tryin’ to blow up ur hard work. cuz here, we believe in equal opportunity lovin’ for all!
