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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 266 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 37 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
Divine Spears Created: | 25 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where hygiene is a top priority. No more stinky husbands or uncomfortable conversations about UTIs here!
Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the best luck in finding diamonds. Some say our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that your mining adventures will be fruitful and odor-free.
So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!