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MoronCraft SMP: The Worst Minecraft SMP Ever

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4269
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone is just building dirt houses and farming cows? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so chaotic and crazy, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful vacation spot.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a gang of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about trying to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig with a saddle made of TNT?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, join us on our server! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even lose your mind a little bit. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

NoKidsAllowedCraft

Adults, Attention, backing out, Beach, care, children, Conversation, Empathy, family, Friend, Hotel, Kids, Life, NoKidsAllowedCraft, Planning, reschedule, School, selfish, spectrum, stress, trip, work

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	217
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	106	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Animals Bred:	189	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that is as unpredictable as a last-minute kids trip to the beach? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns just like finding out your friend’s kids are crashing your girls trip.

Imagine logging on to our server and suddenly being tasked with babysitting virtual children while trying to mine for diamonds – talk about multitasking! Who needs a relaxing beach getaway when you can have a chaotic adventure right from your computer screen?

So come on, join us for a server experience that will leave you questioning your sanity, just like trying to plan a peaceful weekend only to have it turn into a kids party. Who knows what craziness awaits you on our server – it’s like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and fun!

AddictiveOvercomer – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	849
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Ores Mined:	5098
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Are you ready to join a community of players who are as crazy about blocks as you are? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and insane builds that will blow your mind. Our server is home to a group of players who have overcome their addiction to boring single-player worlds and have found a new addiction in our crazy, chaotic, and totally awesome SMP.

From surviving zombie hordes to building giant pixel art sculptures, there is never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the Minecraft world with us! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a totally hilarious way).

ProfeshNoobsCraft

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1160
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Star Shards Collected:	183
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Which profession attracts the worst kinds of people? Definitely not the players on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find a community of hilarious pranksters, crazy builders, and expert treasure hunters. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun! And don’t get us started on the epic battles that take place in our PVP arena – it’s like watching a group of deranged chickens fighting over a single piece of bread. So if you’re looking for a server where the only thing serious is the amount of fun you’ll have, then come join us and see for yourself!

OlympicTrainWrecks

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1742
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Buildings Constructed:	49
Enchantments Applied:	250	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

so, like, u know when u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be part of a real-life action movie? well, our server got u covered, cuz we got arson attacks happening left and right, just like in france’s high-speed rail network! canceling trains and causing chaos, all leading up to the minecraft olympics! join us if u wanna be part of the most epic and dangerous minecraft server out there! just watch out for those fiery explosions, they’re not just for show, they’re for real!

CraftyCutsMC

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2647
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	70	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ores Mined:	903	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Divine Spears Created:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide? well, u in luck cuz dis server is da bomb diggity! we got llamas dat can rap better than eminem and chickens dat lay golden eggs (literally).

once upon a time, a player joined dis server and found a secret underground disco party where all da mobs were breakdancing to dubstep music. it was lit, fam.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. u will become the ruler of all da lands and lead an army of panda warriors into battle against the evil creepers.

so come on down to dis server and experience da craziest, most wackiest adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness.

EU Love Boosts Skills!

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3198
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1484
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but the best part is, we got this magic potion that lets you build stuff super fast, like, faster than a cheetah on roller skates.

and get this, we got this secret underground city where you can battle dragons and rescue princesses and stuff. it’s like a whole new world down there, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with, like, mutant animals? yeah, they’re, like, half pig, half chicken, and they lay golden eggs. it’s wild, dude.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s, like, totally out of this world, come on over. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a diamond sword. let’s do this, bro.

ComfortMC

Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Items, Economy, family friendly, Grief Protection, Loot, Player Shops, PLAYTIMES, PvE, Raiding, Ranks, Relaxation, Resource worlds, sethomes, Shop, Simple Survival, Survival, Towny, Trading, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival, Voting, Wilderness

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7524
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

ComfortMC is a family-friendly simple survival community that offers ranks, and extra sethomes. It’s a perfect survival that establishes relaxation, and you can make yourself at home. If you like vanilla survival, this is the community for you!

We offer grief protection, custom items, and custom player shops. We do not allow raiding or griefing, which means your builds are completely safe. You can either make your shop, purchase from other players shop, or trade with others.

You can use the wild portal at spawn to get away from spawn and into the wilderness. There are resource worlds that will allow you to collect extra loot.

Each vote and more playtimes will get you closer to your next rank.

What are you waiting for? Come join us and check us out!

ms.comfortmc.org

ZogCraft Minecraft Server

$15/hr, better policies, cash tips, family homes, free college tuition, immigration, income limit, increased border security, Israel, jacking up rents, Jews, kamala, locked up nigs, Minecraft, minimum wage, nigs, Not a zog shill, oil and gas development, poisoning public water supplies, poor White people, Prices, Prosecutor, REIT Jews, retire in comfort, Server, slave labor, social security, spics, tax cuts, tax on tips, TAXES, trump, unlimited free abortions, war with Iran, white people, ZOGcraft

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2807
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Chimeras Created:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to play, like unlimited free abortions for nigs and spics (whatever those are), free college tuition for White people, and raising the minimum wage to $15/hr for poor White folks.

But wait, there’s more! We prevent those sneaky REIT Jews from buying family homes and jacking up the rents, cut taxes for White people by $6,000/year, and even raise taxes on Jews to make up for it. And don’t even get us started on the income limit on social security – we remove it so White people can retire in comfort!

Compare that to Trump, who just wants war with Iran for Israel and tax cuts for Jews. Yawn. Plus, Kamala has a killer policy of “No tax on tips” (because cash tips are already not taxed, duh) and unlimited oil and gas development to poison public water supplies. Sounds like a blast, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…for White people, that is. 😉🔥🎮

CraftyCreeperGang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3946
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Crops Grown:	6578
Void Armor Forged:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the sheep have wings, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes like enchanted armor and rare items.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!