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| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 3106 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Potions Brewed: | 107 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.
if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!
