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4chan – Best Code In The World, Or Just Nostalgia? Minecraft SMP

4chan, 4chan design, Angular, Code, cost effective, deprecated PHP, design, dev team, Minecraft, neckbeard, Nostalgia, optimized for phones, regressive, Safe, safe haven, smp, source code, spaghetti sites, Tech, tiktok, world, Zoomer

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7320
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where everyone worships 4chan like it’s the holy grail of the internet? Look no further, because our server is dedicated to all things 4chan, its code, and its design!

Join us in this safe haven where we embrace the glory of 4chan’s outdated but beloved ways. Who needs modern technology when you have the nostalgic charm of 4chan’s untouched source code from two decades ago?

Forget about fancy websites optimized for phones and built with the latest tech trends. We’re all about that retro vibe and keeping it real with our barely functioning spaghetti sites.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs and want to experience the wild world of 4chan worship, join us and be part of something truly unique. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community that values regressive neckbeard users and generates millions of dollars without breaking a sweat?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly special. Pic rel is how our server should look – join us now and embrace the chaos!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

apologies, Boundaries, car accidents, car lending, car ownership, CarCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Disrespect, family dynamics, guest etiquette, Hospitality, mature driving, Minecraft, misunderstandings, new car, personal belongings, respecting property, Selfishness, Server, sibling relationships, Transportation

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9362
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that values car safety and boundaries? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of keeping your vehicles safe from reckless drivers, even if they’re family members. Join us and never worry about your precious virtual cars being taken for a joyride by your brother-in-law again!

Our server is perfect for those who prioritize car protection and respect personal boundaries. Say goodbye to the days of feeling pressured to lend out your sports car to someone who may not handle it with care. Join now and experience the freedom of knowing your vehicles are safe and sound, just like they should be!

SpookySisterDramaMC

blended family, co parenting, Communication, custody, exclusion, family conflict, halloween party, parental boundaries, parental decision-making, parenting, peer relationships, relationships, sibling dynamics, sibling rivalry, social dynamics, SpookySisterDramaMC, stepfamily, stepsister, Support, teenage daughter, teenage social events

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your ex-wife drama? Look no further! Join our server where we promise zero sibling rivalry drama like the one between your daughter and her stepsister. Our server is a safe space for all players, even those who feel excluded like the stepsister at the Halloween party. Plus, we have a strict “no ex-wives allowed” policy to ensure a drama-free gaming experience. So come join us and let’s build a world where everyone gets along, unlike your ex-wife and her husband’s failed attempts at sibling bonding!

LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP

achievement, Dedication, determination, goal-setting, growth mindset., hard work, inspiration, life strategies, LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP, motivation, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, positive thinking, reaching goals, resilience, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-discipline, success, winning mindset

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2941
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	299	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

By joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! We have a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any griefers or creepers trying to ruin your day.

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden underground disco party where you can dance the night away with all your new friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire chunk in one swing.

So come join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness and fun that awaits you here!

BlockBreakUpBay

BlockBreakUpBay, Breakup, Communication Issues, controlling behavior, denial, dishonesty, Emotional Abuse, hindsight, incompatibility, indifference, Jealousy, Manipulation, neglect, Overlook, red flag, relationship, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved issues, warning signs, warning signs ignored

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8555
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	75	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Towns Built:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama and excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server where relationships are as unstable as a creeper in a thunderstorm!

Forget about red flags, we’ve got rainbow flags flying high in our server! From players stealing each other’s diamonds to secret underground love triangles, you’ll never be bored here. Who needs a stable relationship when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions in our Minecraft world?

So, if you’re ready to overlook all the red flags and dive headfirst into chaos, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your true love amidst all the drama (or at least a new mining buddy)!

NukeCraft Server: No Promises!

Assurance, cnn, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Geopolitical, Government, international news, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, nuclear facilities, nuclear program, nukecraft, Officials, potential conflict, Promises, security concerns, Server, State Department, Target, Tensions, world news

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8687
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Animals Bred:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a nuclear explosion of fun? well, this server is the bomb, literally! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like how Israel might blow up Iran’s nuclear facilities (not cool, bro). but don’t worry, we promise not to target your creations, unless they’re, like, super ugly or something. come join us for a blast of a time and see why everyone is talking about this server, it’s the bomb dot com!

CraftyComrades

CASUALTIES, casualty, Combat, Conflict, CraftyComrades, death, eastern europe, Fatalities, international news, Military, Military operations, past 24 hours, russia, soldiers, statistics, Toll, Tragedy, Ukraine, Updates, violence, War

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3848
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	57	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the only war you’ll be fighting is against creepers and zombies! we have so many casualties every day, but don’t worry, they’re all just pixelated characters, not real people!

we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. join us and be a part of the chaos, where the only casualties are your pride when you get blown up by a TNT trap you didn’t see coming.

come on, what are you waiting for? russia’s war casualty toll has nothing on the craziness of our minecraft server!

Retro Reality Minecraft Server

1970, Actual, adjusted, Analysis, average costs, comparison, cost of living, current day, data, Economy, Expenses, historical, image, inflation, meme, Minecraft, Prices, Reality, Retro, Server, statistics, Updated

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	934
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Zombie Dances:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	439	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing inflated is the egos of the players? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is so wild, even the cost of living from the 1970s can’t keep up with the craziness! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers tell jokes instead of exploding, and the only thing more valuable than emeralds is friendship (and maybe some enchanted golden apples). So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

Pure Asexual Minecraft SMP Girlfriend Sharing

Asexual, childlike affection, Companionship, cute, desire, emotional connection, gf, Girlfriend, Heartache, Intimacy, Live, Loneliness, longing, longing for love, love, Minecraft, Pure, relationship, romance, sharing, smp, unrequited love, yearning, ywn

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9216
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your one true asexual love and share pure, childlike affection together! Who needs diamonds when you can have a cute Minecraft girlfriend to cuddle with in-game? Don’t miss out on the chance to find your perfect match and experience the most wholesome relationship in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s worth it!

SisterSass Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Drama, fair, family, Friends, Homeschool, Honesty, Minecraft, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Server, Siblings, sister, SisterSass, Vaping, Victim

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6548
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Crops Grown:	9014	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dimension Hops:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as my sister’s homeschooling experience? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the backstabbing and vape-stealing shenanigans of real life. Join us and leave the high school drama behind!

We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.

So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.