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SoyboyCraft: Where even the creepers are questioning their masculinity!

CREEPERS, culture, diet, End.., feminism, gender equality, Gender Roles, health, Identity, Masculinity, masculinity crisis, masculinity norms, Media, Phenomenon, Plant-Based, Questioning, Social, soyboy, SoyboyCraft, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, trend, vegan

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5706
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Animals Bred:	97
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Living Statues Befriended:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of living in a world where soyboys roam freely, spreading their hipster vibes and vegan propaganda? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, soyboys are banned for life! Join us and experience a world where only the manliest of men survive. Chop down trees with your bare hands, wrestle creepers into submission, and build towering fortresses with your bros. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of bacon-loving warriors who ride into battle on giant hamster wheels. So what are you waiting for? Join us and reclaim your masculinity today!

FixCraft

Anarchy, Bedwars, Country RP Server, Crossplatform, Earth, Earth Map, Factions, FixCraft, Grief, Minecraft, Minigames, Murdermystery, Roleplay, Skywars, smp, Spigot, Survival, Vanilla Survival, Voicechat System

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	395
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Crops Grown:	7056	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

This is the best Country RP Server with the earth map, create your own country, the server also has BedWars, SkyWars and Murdermystery, or you can generally talk with our voicechat system, no mods needed! the server also has vanilla survival, anarchy, grief.

mc.fixcraft.org

Endless Edibles: A Vanilla SMP server for players who are mature… with a side of proximity chat!

application, Assistance, Balanced Experience, Chat, Community, Discord, dream creations, Edibles, Endless, Events, fair gaming environment, Features, Friendly, gameplay, grief-free, Mature, Players, Plugins, Proximity, quality of life, seasoned player, Semi Vanilla, Server, Side, smp, Staff, Survival, Updates, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	382
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Love Letters Sent:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Buildings Constructed:	48
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to Endless Eden!
Survival Paradise: Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, our survival world offers a balanced experience for everyone. Survive, thrive, and build your dream creations in a friendly and grief-free environment.
Community-Driven: Join our Discord server to connect with fellow players, share your creations, and participate in community events.
Regular Updates: Our dedicated staff team is committed to keeping the server fresh and exciting with regular updates, events, and features.
Custom Features: Experience unique gameplay with our custom plugins and features that give Vanilla a much needed Quality of Life update.
Friendly and Active Staff: Our staff is always available to assist you and ensure a fun and fair gaming environment.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What version is the server currently on?	We are currently on 1.20.2 and will open the world border when we update to 1.21.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/RceqXwGEez and fill out a short application.
Are there any community events?	Yes, we regularly host community events for players to participate in.
Can I use mods on the server?	We have custom plugins and features, but please check our Discord for a full list of allowed Mods and Data Packs.

4kCraft LOLz

4K, 4kCraft, 8k, Display, future-proofing, Gaming, gaming experience, gaming gear, gaming monitors, gaming setup, gaming TVs, graphics, High Definition, Immersive, lolz, Monitors, resolution, Screen, Technology, tvs, Upgrade, Visual Experience

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	797
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Enchantments Applied:	120	Love Letters Sent:	14
Towns Built:	8	Animals Bred:	175
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of living in the stone age with your measly 4k resolution? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience the mind-blowing 8k resolution like never before!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in stunning 8k clarity, when suddenly a herd of pixelated llamas come charging at you. But don’t worry, our server has a secret weapon – diamond-encrusted pickaxes that shoot laser beams!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So what are you waiting for? Upgrade to 8k and join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the occasional creeper that likes to photobomb your epic builds.

Crafty Comrades: Where Minecraft meets Mother Russia in a blocky battle of creativity and vodka-fueled shenanigans!

aggression, battle, blocky, Bomb, chuddy, comrades, Conflict, controversial, Crafty, creativity, debate, Geniuses, Hungarian, meets, Military, Minecraft, Mother, oft-quoted, Politics, Provocative, question.., quotes, remark, russia, russians, Shenanigans, strategy, Timing, vodkafueled, when, world affairs

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4709
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is run by a Hungarian genius who is always ready to bomb the Russians at a moment’s notice! Join us for non-stop action and chaos as we navigate through the crazy world of Minecraft with our fearless leader. Who needs a plan when you have a Hungarian genius calling the shots? Join now and see just how chuddy things can get on our server!

ChrysoliteSMP: Where mining is serious business, but the villagers are sillier!

advanced energistics 2, Adventure, Biomes O’ plenty, Business, ChrysoliteSMP, Community, Create, Curseforge, Discord, epic journey, FTB Mods, join us, Mekanism, Minecolonies, minecraft server, Mining, Modded, multiplayer, Mystical Agriculture, PvE, server ip, sillier, smp, villagers

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1594
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Server Name	ChrysoliteSMP
Minecraft Version	1.20.1
Mods	Minecolonies Advanced Energistics 2 FTB Mods (Claims and Ultimine) Biomes O’ Plenty Mystical Agriculture Mekanism Create
Server URL	Curseforge Modpack
Discord Invite	Discord Server
Server IP	chrysolitesmp.minecraft.best

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What makes ChrysoliteSMP unique?

ChrysoliteSMP offers a combination of mods to enhance your gameplay experience, with features like Minecolonies, Advanced Energistics 2, and more. We prioritize a smooth gaming experience with no lag.

2. How can I join the server?

You can join by using the server IP: chrysolitesmp.minecraft.best or through the Discord server, where you can find more information and connect with other players.

3. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable environment for all players. Be sure to check the server rules on our Discord server before joining.

4. Can I suggest new mods or features for the server?

We welcome suggestions from our community! Feel free to share your ideas and feedback on our Discord server so we can continue to improve the gameplay experience for everyone.

5. Is there a specific age requirement to join ChrysoliteSMP?

While there is no strict age requirement, we expect all players to conduct themselves in a mature and respectful manner towards others on the server.

6. What should I do if I encounter technical issues while playing on the server?

If you experience any technical issues or need assistance, you can reach out to the server administrators on Discord for support and troubleshooting.

Helicopter Crash Land

alex jones, alternative media, assassinations, conspiracy theories, conspiracy theorist, controversial, crash, Disinformation, fake news, far right, fearmongering, Helicopter, helicopter crash, Israel, Land, media manipulation, PARANOIA, plane crashes, politicians, Propaganda, Talk show host, WIND

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1724
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Love Letters Sent:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a conspiracy theorist on a caffeine high? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got more twists and turns than a tinfoil hat convention! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging helicopter crashes caused by mysterious winds, all while building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the craziest plot twists in Minecraft history? Don’t miss out on the insanity – join us now!

Pixelated Pals – Where Creepers Are Friends, Not Foes!

Amanogawa Shiina, Amanogawa Shiina Shiina, Ayase Yuu, Ayase Yuu Yuu, Chisaka Airi, Chisaka Airi Airi, CREEPERS, Dizzy Dokuro, Dizzy Dokuro Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Eimi Isami Isami, Ember Amane, Ember Amane Amane, Erina Makina, Erina Makina Makina, Foes, Friends, Fujikura Uruka, Fujikura Uruka Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Fuura Yuri Yuri, Gram Pico, Gram Pico Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hakushika Iori Iori, Hikanari Hina, Hikanari Hina Hina, Himemiya Rie, Himemiya Rie Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Jelly Hoshiumi Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaminari Clara Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kaneko Lumi Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kannagi Loki Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Kokoromo Memory Memory, Komachi Panko, Komachi Panko Panko, LIA, Lia Ashelia, Muu Muyu, Muu Muyu Muyu, PALS, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Pipkin Pippa Pippa, pixelated, Remilia Nephys, Remilia Nephys Nephys, Runie Ruse, Runie Ruse Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Saya Sairroxs Sairroxs, Shisui Michiru, Shisui Michiru Michiru, Tenma Maemi, Tenma Maemi Maemi, Utatane Nasa, Utatane Nasa Nasa

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3010
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Crops Grown:	7675	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever, where our players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper on a sugar rush! Join us for a server full of chaos and laughter, where you can build your dream world alongside characters like Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who once built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just because she could.

But that’s not all! Meet Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, the master of redstone who once created a working roller coaster that launched players into the sky at warp speed. Or how about Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, who built a replica of the entire city of Tokyo using only dirt blocks and sheer determination.

And let’s not forget about Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, who once tamed an army of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against the Ender Dragon. Or Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, who built an underwater city complete with a functioning submarine made out of sponge blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Let’s craft and laugh together in this wacky world of blocky madness!

SUMMER BREAK SMP: Where the only thing sweating is your pickaxe! 1.20.4, 16+, whitelist

1.20.4, 16+, Adventure, Balanced, Break, building, Community, competitive, Cooperative, creativity, Discord, dynamic, Events, Grinding, INCLUSIVE, Minecraft, multiplayer, Pickaxe, Server, smp, socializing, Summer, Survival, sweating, vibrant, Whitelist

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2573
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Void Armor Forged:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Summer Break SMP

Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Adventure

Server Overview

Summer Break SMP is a survival multiplayer server designed to offer players a well-rounded Minecraft experience. Our server is tailored for those who enjoy the fundamental aspects of survival gameplay—building magnificent structures, grinding for resources, and forming lasting connections with other players.

Key Features

Building Paradise
Creative Freedom: Build anything your heart desires
Collaborative Projects: Join forces with fellow players
Regular Build Competitions: Participate in themed building competitions

Community and socializing
Friendly Community: Connect with a diverse group of players
Events and Activities: Engage in regular events
Voice and Text Chat: Stay connected with fellow players through Discord

Server Management and Quality of Life
Active Moderation
Lag-Free Experience
Backups and Security

In conclusion

Summer Break SMP is more than just a Minecraft server; it’s a community where you can unleash your creativity, grind for resources, and make new friends. Join us today and make your summer break unforgettable in the world of Minecraft!

Application Form

Apply Here

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	To join the server, submit an application form through the provided link.
Is there a minimum age requirement to play on the server?	Players of all ages are welcome to join the server.
Are there any rules I need to follow?	Yes, there are server rules that all players must adhere to. These rules are enforced by our moderation team.

FunkyCraft – Friday Night LOLZ

Alloy Edition, AMA, Blog post, Download, FRIDAY, friday night funkin, Funkin Crew, FunkyCraft, link compilation, lolz, madness, mod wiki, modding community, modding help, News, night, Ninjamuffin, OP Template, Pa, Phantom Arcade, Pico, Play, Resources, Spooky Month, Stream summaries, TANKMEN, thread theme, update

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3661
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’re not just any ordinary server, we’re the Friday Night Funkin’ General Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and emeralds that you can only access by defeating the Ender Dragon while singing “Friday Night” by Rebecca Black. 2. Our server is protected by an army of Tankmen who will defend you from any griefers or creepers trying to ruin your day. 3. Pico himself will personally serenade you with his guitar skills while you mine for resources. 4. If you join our server, you’ll be transported to a world where Madness reigns supreme and every day is a battle for survival. 5. Spooky Month is every month on our server, where haunted mansions and ghostly mobs roam freely.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness, the funk, and the epic adventures that await you in the Friday Night Funkin’ General Minecraft server!