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Skynet’s Butterfly Effect

action, Artificial Intelligence, Assassination, butterfly, consequences, destiny, Dystopia, effect, fate, Future, Humanity, john connor, Paradox, resistance, Robots, Sarah Connor, Sci Fi, skynet, Skynets, Technology, terminator, Thriller, time travel

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1470
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

join our epic minecraft server where the terminator is actually a friendly npc who gives you diamonds for completing quests! imagine being besties with a robot who just wants to help you mine for resources. plus, if you don’t join, skynet might get mad and send a horde of evil robots after you in real life. don’t risk it, come play on our server and save humanity from a robot uprising!

Greenhaven

Adventure, Anarchy, BETRAYAL, building, Champion, city, Depths, fate, Fighting, Greenhaven, hidden truths, Life, Magic, Newcomer, Nolandclaim, PvP, Secrets, Semi Vanilla, Semianarchy, sethomes, Skills, smp, strength, Survival, teamwork, Treasures, Ultimate

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5522
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Animals Bred:	200	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52

Greenhaven, a city once brimming with magic and life, now lay dormant, ensnared in the clutches of nature’s overgrowth. Within its decaying remnants, lost treasures await discovery. Secrets whisper of an untold past, hinting at an event shrouded in mystery. It’s up to you, the adventurous newcomer, to delve deep into Greenhaven’s depths, unearthing its secrets and battling for supremacy. Your journey shall be filled with moments of strength, betrayal, and the unbreakable bonds of teamwork. The fate of Greenhaven lies in your hands as you uncover its hidden truths and strive to become the ultimate champion. Only time will tell how your story shall end in this once-great city

Greenhaven focuses on providing semi-vanilla, anarchy like gameplay with some needed plugins to make the experience more enjoyable. For example, basic teleport commands like, /tpa /sethome have been added. Do you have what it takes to thrive? Join this semi-anarchy Minecraft server and put your building, fighting and survival skills to the test!

Even though its called semi-anarchy, Greenhaven does have a few rules.

Rules:

No cheats/exploitsRespect fellow players and staffNo spam or advertisementsNo excessive swearing/offensive language

check out our Discord for more information: discord.gg/xVVq5H5j

158.69.7.152:2064

Welcome to The Celestial Dumpster Fire – where mods, nations, and geopolitics collide in chaos!

Adventures, AI factions, alliances, avatars, Celestial, Chaos, collide, Community, Diplomacy, Dumpster, Economy, Factions, Fire, Geopol, Geopolitics, Justice, Magic, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Nations, Origins, Server, Technology, TRADES

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6876
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

The Celestial Realm
[modded] {nations}
Ad sponsored by The Wineland. If you choose to join the server, ask about the Wineland.

Features
Constant Innovation
Thriving Economy
Justice System
Empower Your Avatar
Epic Adventures
Factions or Factionless?

CelestialRealm Cold War Edition 24

Invite: https://discord.gg/5zWrSNKvHM

FAQ

What is The Celestial Realm?

The Celestial Realm is a modded Minecraft server with a focus on nations, constant innovation, a thriving economy, a justice system, empowering player avatars, epic adventures, and faction or factionless gameplay.

How often are there updates and new content added?

Our dedicated server staff are always working on regular improvements and adding new tech trees, origins, magic powers, recipes/items, AI Factions, places to explore, and much more.

Can players trade and interact with each other?

Players can trade stocks, invest in bonds, secure loans from banks, explore a quest-based hub shop and player market, and interact through various in-game activities such as competitions, minigames, voting, diplomacy, and more.

Is there a discord server for The Celestial Realm?

Yes, you can join our Discord server using the following invite link: https://discord.gg/5zWrSNKvHM

How can players join nations or factions?

Players can build their own empire with customnpc troops, minecolonies, and soldiers, or join large nations to gain magical perks requested from Admin. Players can also choose to stake their claim in the wilderness and navigate the intricate web of UN laws, competitions, diplomacy, and diverse nation cultures.

Valve’s Player-Powered Anti-Cheat Minecraft Server

anti cheat, Anticheat, cheat detection, cheat prevention, community involvement, game development, game improvement, game integrity, game patches, game performance, game security, game support, game updates, Gaming Community, Minecraft, online gaming, outsourcing, Player Base, player feedback, player-engagement, playerpowered, Server, valve, Valves, video games

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8593
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
New Chunks Explored:	106548	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Hey there, fellow gamers! Do you ever wish you could be the one to catch those pesky cheaters in your favorite games? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve taken it to the next level by outsourcing our anti-cheat to our very own player base! That’s right, you could be the hero we need to keep our server clean of hackers and exploiters.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have a knack for creating the most insane and challenging gameplay experiences. From lava-filled parkour courses to zombie-infested dungeons, you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you around the corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the wildest gaming community around. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets behind Valve’s decision to outsource their anti-cheat – and maybe even save the gaming world in the process!

Signs of Life Minecraft Server

activism, advocating for change, Awareness, call for action, CHANGE, Community, Demand, empowerment, fighting for justice, Hope, Life, Making A Difference, Minecraft, movement, protest, raising awareness, rallying cry, Server, signs, signs of life, social justice, standing together, Unity, voices heard

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	523
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Secret Passages Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some crazy adventures! We demand signs of life from all our players – literally! That’s right, if you don’t build a giant sign declaring your love for our server, you might just disappear into the void forever. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts in the depths of the Nether, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves). Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face around here. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of your life – just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

MomTalkMinecraft Server

MomTalkMinecraft, Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2626
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	New Chunks Explored:	898349
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Animals Bred:	106

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and emotional rollercoasters? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next! Our server is a safe haven from toxic relationships and crazy family dynamics.

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your mom criticizing your interior design choices. You can mine for diamonds without the fear of your dad getting mad at you for not doing the dishes. And best of all, you can join our therapy group sessions where we work through our virtual family issues by building pixelated bridges instead of burning real ones.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs family therapy when you have a pickaxe and a stack of TNT to blow up your problems? Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

SnoozeCraft – Alarm Edition

ALARM, Apologize.., Behavior, buffet, christmas, costumes, disturbance, Edition, EMBARRASSMENT, family, Friends, iPhone, medication reminder, Permission, phone alarm, Possession, scolded, Show, SnoozeCraft, snoozing, stranger, Theater

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3458
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Secret Passages Found:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even touch someone else’s property without getting scolded? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of snoozing alarms on iPhones left unattended at dinner theaters!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, an alarm starts blaring in your ear. But fear not, on our server, you can tap that snooze button without any repercussions! Your friends and family will be amazed at your bravery as you take matters into your own hands.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy stories just waiting to unfold. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items, or even encounter a group of players who will thank you for snoozing their alarms.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Who knew touching someone else’s property could lead to such epic moments in Minecraft? Don’t be a snooze, be a hero on our server!

StabbedCraft: Last Words?

ambulance, death, emergency, emergency room, fear, final words, Goodbye, Help, Hospital, injury, last words, life flashing before my eyes, mortality, Pain, shock, stabbed, StabbedCraft, Tragedy, Trauma, unexpected, violence, Words

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2926
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Ores Mined:	6444
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	3766

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being stabbed again! Our virtual world is so safe, even the creepers have been trained to give hugs instead of exploding. Plus, our resident witch doctor can heal any wounds with his magical potions made from rare ingredients like unicorn tears and dragon scales. So come join us and leave the real world behind – where the only thing you’ll be saying is “I can’t believe I didn’t join this server sooner!”

CraftyCraftyRight

afd, controversy, CraftyCraftyRight, donation account, Europe, extremism, far right, finance, fundraising, germany, Germany politics, illegal, investigation, nationalist, News, political party, Politics, right wing, scandal, Shut down, Shutdown

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6045
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Farms Harvested:	684
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

so, like, u know how some peeps are all like “eww, far-right politics are bad” and stuff? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that! we’re all about the far-left, man! we got rainbow flags everywhere and free hugs for everyone! join us and fight against the evil forces of the far-right! plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our next move against the oppressors. come join us and be a part of the revolution, dude!

FingerlessCraft2021

American population, average number of fingers, body parts, comparison, data analysis, Decrease, demographic shift, FingerlessCraft2021, Fingers, hand count, Hands, July 3rd, July 5th, national average, numerical data, Population, statistical prediction, statistics, trend, US

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7462
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Enchantments Applied:	278

HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, U CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE, CUZ THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE TRYING TO EAT UR BRAINS. OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN MOONWALK, IT’S A FREAKIN’ FARM ANIMAL DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT VERSION OF EL DORADO, BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS.

SO, WHY SHOULD U JOIN THIS SERVER? WELL, BECAUSE ON JULY 5TH, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS IN THE US WILL BE LOWER THAN ON JULY 3RD. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT HISTORIC MOMENT, DO U?

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET EATEN BY A DANCING ZOMBIE COW, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?