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KrystalGoneWild Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1114
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it killed the Krystal Archive! That’s right, our server is so epic that it caused a digital apocalypse. Join us if you dare, and witness the chaos and mayhem that ensues. From exploding cows to flying pigs, anything can happen on our server. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

BoobiesAwayCraft

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7542
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8232	Meteorites Collected:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of mischievous cows invade your land. But fear not, because our server is equipped with magical cow-repelling powers that will have those pesky bovines running for the hills in no time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this insane story? One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant block of cheese. Yes, you read that right – cheese! But instead of panicking, they embraced their cheesy fate and threw the most epic cheese-themed party the server had ever seen.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ll ever encounter. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the legendary Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

CraftyVaxMistakes Minecraft Server

CraftyVaxMistakes, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1941
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

so, like, u know how the u.s. was all like “yo philippines, we kinda messed up with that whole anti-vax thing, our bad”? well, imagine if that was a minecraft server, but instead of anti-vax propaganda, we got secret diamond giveaways and epic build battles! join us for a wild ride of missteps and madness, where the only thing contagious is the fun! come build with us and leave the drama at the door, cuz on this server, we only spread positivity and pixely goodness! so grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy adventure that’ll have u saying “what in the world just happened?!” in the best way possible!

KoreaCraft: Not North, Just South

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	183
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1480
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7

u know wat else is a mistake? not joining this epic minecraft server! we got more twists and turns than south korea being called north korea at the olympics. trust me, u dont wanna miss out on the chaos and fun we have here.

we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that talk! join us and be part of the craziest adventure of ur life. and if u think u can handle it, we even have a secret underground maze filled with treasure and traps.

so come on, join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe u’ll even find the legendary golden chicken that lays diamond eggs. yeah, it’s that wild here. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyLotteryLawsuits

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5950
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	421	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Runes Activated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

So, like, you know how you see those dumb ads for mobile games on Facebook that are, like, totally fake and make you wanna smash your phone? Well, imagine a Minecraft server that’s the complete opposite of that hot mess!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat Blocky, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs a lottery win when you’ve got a server this awesome?!

CraftyCreeper

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Multiplayer Mobs Economy Rewards Land claiming Non-Pay-To-Win Cosmetics Store Rank up system Balanced Community Quests PVP Plugins Whitelist Dedicated Custom Events Mini-games

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9319
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Zombie Dances:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

CraftyCreeper is a Survival Multiplayer with tougher mobs and a player rank up system. We have a balanced economy with rewards and land claiming! Here we focus on creating a Non-Pay-To-Win atmosphere… Check out our CraftPass in our store for 250+ Cosmetics items!

Play.CraftyCreeper.com

crazyplayer

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2479
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchantments Applied:	102	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Gods Slained:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

CrazyPlayer is the best and most entertaining platform that will attract your attention with its fascinating survival charm. You will not understand how time flies with its updated active powers, latest version and various game systems full of features that will constantly help you. Make CrazyPlayer your go-to place for fun and join the crazy fun.

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FearlessCraft Minecraft Server

“Youth, courage, embracing vulnerability, emotional intelligence, facing challenges, facing fears, fear, FearlessCraft, growth, hurt, learning, life lessons, Minecraft, MISTAKES, Overcoming, personal development, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, Server, Vulnerability, wisdom

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	129
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Animals Bred:	32
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
New Chunks Explored:	633856	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll be blindsided by the most epic adventures and hilarious mishaps!

Join us if you want to learn what it truly means to fear a creeper sneaking up on you while you’re busy mining diamonds. Trust us, the heart palpitations are totally worth it!

We encourage making mistakes while you’re young on our server because who knows, maybe accidentally building a giant statue of a potato instead of a castle will become your claim to fame. Embrace the chaos and let your creativity run wild!

So come on, don’t be afraid to take risks and join our server for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of fear (but in a fun way, we promise). See you in the game!

Minecraft SMP: Mama’s Miners United

Call, catchy, Dance, Entertainment, family, funny, humor, love, Lyrics, MAMA, mamas, Minecraft, miners, Motherhood, Music, my, parenting, Party, smp, somebody, somebody call my mama, song, trending, United, viral

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Animals Bred:	103
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Dimension Hops:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a house entirely out of diamond blocks just because they could. Another player rode a pig off a cliff and survived because they had a feather falling 1000 enchantment on their boots. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tamed a creeper and used it as a pet!

But that’s not all! Our server is so crazy that one time a group of players started a llama racing league and bet their entire inventories on the winner. And let’s not forget the time someone built a roller coaster that went through the Nether and ended up in the End dimension. It was a wild ride, to say the least!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos because on this server, anything goes. Somebody call my mama, this Minecraft SMP is off the charts!

UncleCreepBlock

Boundaries, boyfriend’s uncle, Communication, compromise, Confrontation, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, discomfort, family dynamics, Family Reunion, Family Values, generational gap, inconsiderate, language barrier, personal space, relationship conflict, Respect, sleeping arrangements, trust issues, UncleCreepBlock, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6180
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Enchantments Applied:	68	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing a bed with strangers is strictly prohibited!

Join us for a three-day getaway filled with block parties and family reunions. But beware, you may be asked to sleep next to an old man or even an uncle you’ve never met before. Don’t worry, our server rules allow you to refuse and make arrangements to sleep with friends instead.

Experience the thrill of navigating awkward family dynamics and standing up for your comfort in our virtual world. Who knows, you might even end up having to make a tough decision between sleeping next to a cousin or a relative.

So come join us on our server, where you can escape real-life family drama and create your own hilarious stories in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, trust is key, especially when it comes to sharing a bed with virtual strangers.