minecraft shitpost mod – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

LeyenCraft Minecraft Server
Brussels, EU, European Commission, European Commission presidency, European Commission President, European Commission re-election, European Commission vote, European Council, European leaders, european parliament, european politics, european union, germany, Government, large majority, leadership, LeyenCraft, Minecraft, Politics, re-elected president, Server, Ursula von der Leyen, Vote
so, like, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server run by the one and only ursula von der leyen? well now’s your chance, cuz she’s been re-elected as president of the european commission and decided to start her own minecraft server!
join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we build the most insane creations you’ve ever seen. ursula promises to personally ban anyone who doesn’t bring their A-game and will even host a weekly dance party in the nether.
come join us and be a part of the most exclusive minecraft server in the world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe ursula’s iron fist of justice). trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

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LeyenCraft – Top EU Job for 5 Years
Brussels, EU, EU politics, European Commission, European Commission President, European Council, European leadership, european parliament, european politics, european union, germany, Job, leadership, LeyenCraft, Politics, president, re-election, Top, Top Job, Ursula von der Leyen, Ursula von der Leyen re-elected, Ursula von der Leyen tenure, Years
so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, ursula von der leyen is like, the queen of the eu or something, and she’s like, giving out free diamonds to anyone who joins this server.
not only that, but she’s also promised to build a giant statue of herself made entirely out of emeralds in the spawn area.
if that’s not enough to convince you to join, then get this – she’s also hired a team of professional builders to create a replica of the entire european union in the server.
so, like, come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever created. ursula von der leyen approves this message.

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ExistentialCraft: Death & Diamonds
American, coping mechanisms, death, diamonds, doomscrolling, Existence, existential anxiety, ExistentialCraft, health impacts, information overload, Iranian, Life, mental health, pandemic, psychological effects, samples, screen time, Scrolling, social media, stress, Technology, worries
so like, u ever feel like u just scrollin thru ur life and all u see is doom and gloom? well, fear not my fellow minecrafters, cuz on our server u can escape all that existential anxiety and just build some dope stuff!
imagine this: u start off in a world where everything is made of candy and u ride around on unicorns shooting rainbows out of ur hands. sounds amazing, right? well, on our server, that’s just a regular tuesday.
we’ve got mini-games that will blow ur mind, like “sheep rodeo” where u have to ride a sheep through an obstacle course while dodging flying pigs. and don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts that lead u to hidden chests filled with diamonds and gold.
plus, our community is lit af. u’ll meet all kinds of characters, from a talking parrot who knows all the best gossip to a ninja turtle who gives out free hugs. trust me, once u join our server, u’ll never wanna leave.
so why waste ur time doomscrolling when u could be having the time of ur life on our server? join us now and let the good times roll!

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WelstiaWorld ANARCHY .-. Minecraft server
Anarchy, Community, Minecraft, Server, top new, WelstiaWorld
Top new anarchy, has everything, great community
51.195.68.93:25929

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ROBLOX DOORS IN MINECRAFT
challenge, Doors, Fun, Game, Map, Minecraft, Minigame, Mods, oger, Other, Required Resourcepack, roblox, roblox doors, robloxdoors, Server, version 1.20.4
👁️🚪DOORS🚪👁️For Version 1.20.4
It is very fun no lie!!!ogerBanner coming soon….
Required Resourcepack:https://www.mediafire.com/file/kn4700je2ewhaxd/DOORS.zip/file
Mods Doors Server has (Don’t need to install):
fortyukondoors.falixsrv.me:25688

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DanganCraft Minecraft Server
Anime, art assets, articles, artists, charts, DanganCraft, Danganronpa General, Danganronpa News, Download pastebin, DRG, DRS Released on Steam, FANART, FICS, Game links, Icons, interviews, Manga, Media, mega folder, Minecraft, modding tools, Music, Novels, official store, pastebin link, pastebin nuked, reminder, report and ignore., Resources, Server, ship tags, shitposters, spoiler-free guide, sprites, Ultimate Summer Camp
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a Monokuma trial? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate summer camp of mayhem and madness! Join now for a chance to survive the ultimate Minecraft killing game, where the only way out is to outwit your fellow players and uncover the truth behind the mysteries of the server.
With game links that will make your head spin faster than a spinning execution wheel, and a spoiler-free guide that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a heart when you can have a diamond sword, am I right?
So grab your pickaxe and your sense of humor, because on this server, anything goes. From modding tools that will turn your Minecraft world upside down, to fanart and fics that will make you question your own sanity, this server is a wild ride from start to finish.
Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft killing game. But be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

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MineByNight Minecraft Server
asymmetrical multiplayer, dbd, dead by daylight, Download, gameplay, Generators, Horror, horror game, icon collabs, Killers, lara croft, MineByNight, Minecraft, multiplayer, News, Official Website, patch notes, Resources, sacrifice, Server, Survival, survivors, Tomb Raider Chapter, Wiki
🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring you the Brutal Strength Edition! Ever wanted to experience the thrill of being a killer hunting down survivors like in Dead By Daylight? Well, now you can in Minecraft!
😱 Join us and unleash your inner killer as you hunt down your friends who are trying to repair generators and escape. Sacrifice them in the most brutal way possible! It’s like a horror movie, but with blocks!
🎮 Our server is so epic, we even have a Tomb Raider Chapter where you can play as Lara Croft herself. Imagine raiding tombs and hunting down survivors in the Minecraft world. It’s a crossover you never knew you needed!
💻 Check out our official website for all the latest updates and patch notes. We even have a wiki for all your Dead By Daylight needs. And don’t forget to download our DBD Icon Collabs for some killer skins!
🤪 So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness of Dead By Daylight in a whole new way. Who knew blocks could be so terrifyingly fun? Let the games begin! 🎮🔪 #MinecraftMadness #DeadByDaylightInBlocks

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AlphaBro’s Minecraft Server
alpha bro, AlphaBros, attraction, Blocking, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, ENTITLEMENT, friend group, hurt feelings, Hypocrisy, Minecraft, personality change, regret, rejection, Respect, self reflection, Server, social dynamics, Support, toxic masculinity, Women
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t find any entitled alpha bros making outrageous statements!
Join us and leave behind the toxic masculinity of the real world. Our server is a safe space for everyone, where you can build, explore, and have fun without worrying about someone getting offended over a rejection.
We promise that no one will ever tell you that you’ll regret turning them down in 20 years. Unless, of course, it’s a creeper trying to blow up your build – but that’s just part of the game!
So come join us for a drama-free Minecraft experience. We guarantee you won’t regret it, unlike that guy who got blocked for his ridiculous behavior. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

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DadventureBoundMC
attend wedding, cancel trip, children, consideration, DadventureBoundMC, decision, Dilemma, family, Friends, Help, LEAVING, Nervous, newborn, Overseas, parents, post natal depression, support network, Toddler, Upset, Wife
Hey there gamers!
So, picture this: you’re on our Minecraft server, building your dream castle when suddenly a baby zombie spawns right in the middle of your living room. But wait, it gets better – turns out that baby zombie is actually the second child of one of our players! And they’re about to go on a crazy adventure to a wedding overseas, leaving their wife with postnatal depression and two kids to take care of.
Join our server for some wild and wacky times, where you never know what kind of real-life drama will unfold next. Will you help out the struggling wife by building her a virtual support network? Or will you cause chaos and mayhem in their virtual world while they’re away? The choice is yours on our insane Minecraft server!

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BoomerCraft Minecraft Server
age-related changes, aging, aging concerns, aging gracefully, aging gracefully quotes, aging gracefully tips, aging mindset, aging process, aging process timeline, aging symptoms, BoomerCraft, feeling aged, feeling old, feeling old at 30, feeling old quotes, feeling older, getting old, getting older, midlife crisis, Minecraft, Server, signs of aging
Are you tired of feeling ancient in the world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to make you feel like a youthful, sprightly player once again! Join us and you’ll be bouncing around like a kid on a trampoline in no time.
Our server is so full of life and energy that even the oldest players will feel like they’re back in their prime. We’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about those creaky joints and gray hairs. And our community is so vibrant and welcoming that you’ll feel like you’re part of a never-ending party.
So come on, join us and let your inner child run wild. Who needs a time machine when you’ve got our Minecraft server to make you feel young again?

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