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Block & Cock – Protecting Your Assets

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1873
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about someone breaking into your house while you’re in the middle of a…private moment. Our server has magical protection spells that keep unwanted intruders away, so you can mine and craft in peace. Plus, our community is so friendly and supportive, they’ll even distract the burglars with their amazing builds while you finish up. So come join us and never fear the embarrassment of getting caught with your pants down again!

CitgoCraft Minecraft Server

$13 billion, Auction, Citgo, CitgoCraft, corporate ownership, economic impact, financial assets, gasoline marketing, government ownership, international business, legal dispute, legal proceedings, loss of ownership, Minecraft, nationalization, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, ownership, Server, shares, U.S. federal court, Venezuela, venezuela economy

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3641
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Ores Mined:	2458	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	26
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like if Venezuela lost Citgo but in Minecraft form! Imagine owning a virtual oil refining and gasoline marketing company worth $13 billion! Join our server and bid on shares in a U.S. federal court auction to take control of Citgo! It’s lit fam, don’t miss out on this wild ride!

MeccaHeatwaveCraft

50C, current events, deaths, Exceed, extreme weather, Fatalities, hajj, heatwave, Islam, mecca, MeccaHeatwaveCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Muslim, News, pilgrimage, pilgrims, Religious, Saudi Arabia, Temperatures, Tragedy

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8941
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE HAJJ PILGRIMS IN MECCA, DYING FROM HEATSTROKE! OUR SERVER IS SO COOL, LITERALLY, NO TEMPERATURES ABOVE 50C HERE! WE HAVE PENGUINS THAT WILL SERENADE YOU WITH MINECRAFT PARODIES OF POP SONGS. ALSO, OUR DIAMONDS ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE, SO YOU CAN EAT YOUR WAY TO RICHES. JOIN NOW OR REGRET IT FOREVER! #RIPHAJJPEEPS

SurvivalSquadCraft

basic needs, belonging, Community, Connection, ENTITLEMENT, essential resources, Food, HUMAN RIGHTS, Humanity, humans, INEQUALITY, Need, Privilege, relationships, social support, societal expectations, Survival, SurvivalSquadCraft, SURVIVE, Sustenance, Water, wellbeing

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1169
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Buildings Constructed:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can find all the food, water, connection, and community you could ever dream of! We have a magical well that never runs dry, a farm that grows diamond carrots, and a town square where everyone is required to hug at least 10 times a day.

But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Enderdragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Enderdragon in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

ParkourParkinsonsPreventer

ai, Arise, Blood Test, Development, Diagnosis, Disease, early diagnosis, improve, method, Nature Communications, new, Parkinson’s Disease, ParkourParkinsonsPreventer, prediction, Prevention, research, scientists, Slow, study, Symptoms, treatments

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7259
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49

join dis minecraft server and u will be able to predict da future like a psychic on steroids. our AI blood test can tell u if u gonna get Parkinson’s disease 7 years before u even know it. imagine da power u will have knowing what’s coming before it hits u like a ton of bricks. join now and become a medical marvel in da world of blocky adventures. who needs potions when u got futuristic technology at ur fingertips? come on, don’t be a square, join us and be ahead of da game.

MineCraft XIVG Server: Endwalker Edition

Alt ERP, Balmung, Choice Awards, DAWNTRAIL, digimon tamers, dragon quest collab, Ebin Awards, Edition, endwalker, Excalibur, Famfrit Lavender Beds, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, IASIP, In-game Events, Linkshells, Malboro, Male Meetup Pirates, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, PvP Series 5, Resources, Server, Shirogane, Simpsons Marathon, Spooky Club X-files, treasure planet, Vacation Edition, xivg, Yo-Kai Watch Event

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2687
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Star Shards Collected:	214
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Emeralds Found:	4957
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the fun never stops and the adventures never end! Join us for epic in-game events like the Dragon Quest Collab (where you can slay golems in the hills like a boss), the Moogle Treasure Trove (find those treasures before the moogles do!), and the Yo-kai Watch Event Re-run (because who doesn’t want to catch ’em all?).

But wait, there’s more! Join our meetups for a chance to mingle with fellow players and show off your epic builds. From Spooky Club X-files and Digimon Tamers to Male Meetup Pirates and Treasure Planet, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t miss out on the Ebin Awards, where the most epic players are crowned champions.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret diamond mine or uncover the mysteries of the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

TrashCraft Minecraft Server

BF butt, Boyfriend, buttocks, discussion, Edition, Entertainment, forum, funk, funkg, funny, Garbage, humor, internet culture, jokes, meme, Minecraft, Online Community, Random, Server, silly, social media, Trash thread, TrashCraft

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5993
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Welcome to the most bootylicious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – BF Butt Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is literally shaped like a giant butt. Yes, you heard that right. The spawn point is located right in the crack, and you have to navigate your way through the cheeks to reach different biomes.

2. We have a special plugin that turns all the mobs into twerking zombies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. Our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good laugh. We even have a butt-themed dance party every Saturday night.

4. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, but booty shorts. Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and weapons.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the butt that holds the legendary Golden Booty. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join BF Butt Edition today and let the shenanigans begin!

ExWifePayback Minecraft Server

accidental transactions, aita, Communication, debit card, ex wife, ExWifePayback, family dynamics, Fault, financial dispute, fortnite, game credits, gift card, Minecraft, misunderstanding, online purchases, parenting, payment, Purchase, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Son, Venmo

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4698
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	New Chunks Explored:	359201
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Towns Built:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Secret Passages Found:	8

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, playing Minecraft on our server, when suddenly a wild Fortnite gift card appears! But wait, there’s a twist – your 13-year-old son accidentally uses his mom’s debit card to buy $25 worth of game credits! And now, you’re caught in the middle of a hilarious family feud over who owes who what.

Join our server for the most epic gaming drama you’ve ever experienced! Will you side with the mom demanding immediate Venmo payment, or will you laugh it off with some emojis like the dad? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else. So come on over and let the Minecraft madness begin!

ExBabyMamaDrama

aita, APPOINTMENTS, Birth, cervix, Cheating, DAUGHTER, delivery room, discomfort, ex, ExBabyMamaDrama, Experience, Labor, no contact, personal health, Pregnancy, questions, Robbing, Sperm donor, umbilical cord, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7636
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun is allowed inside! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in the story above!

Looking for a place to escape from exes who don’t understand boundaries? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any unwanted interruptions from past relationships.

And hey, if you ever need to ask questions about cervixes or cutting umbilical cords (seriously, who doesn’t know what a cervix is?), our community is here to help! We may not be doctors, but we sure know a thing or two about surviving in the world of Minecraft.

So come on in and join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices in the best way possible. Who needs a sperm donor when you have a whole server full of friends to play with?

CurvyCraft: Embrace Your Shape!

acceptance, appealing, attractiveness, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, Confidence, cultural influences, CurvyCraft, Embrace, Individuality, Insecurities, judgment, physical appearance, physical traits, self esteem, self-conscious, Shape, societal norms, Unique Features, Women

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6324
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	7833	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Towns Built:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of being judged for your love of Minecraft? Well, fear not my pixelated friend, because on our server, we celebrate all things blocky and beautiful! Join us and let your inner Steve shine bright like a diamond sword in the sun.

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a high school drama club. And don’t even get me started on our Nether portal parties – they’re hotter than a lava bath in the Nether!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build a world where the only thing that matters is how epic your build skills are. Let’s show those non-believers that Minecraft is not just a game, it’s a way of life.