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LOTRCraft NZ Dreamin’ Server

behind the scenes, cinematic history, Dreamin, fantasy films, film enthusiasts, film production, filming locations, iconic movies, iconic scenes, j.r.r. tolkien, lord of the rings, LOTRCraft, middle earth, movie buffs, movie filming, movie history, movie landmarks, movie locations, movie magic, movie trivia, new zealand, Peter Jackson, Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7278
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Crops Grown:	2578
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

join this epic minecraft server where we recreate the entire lord of the rings world but with a twist! instead of fighting orcs and goblins, you’ll be battling giant chickens and evil bunnies!

imagine riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or building your own hobbit hole with a secret entrance that leads to a treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds.

our server is so immersive, you’ll swear you can hear the sound of orcs chanting in the distance, only to realize it’s just someone playing despacito on their jukebox.

come join us and experience the magic and madness of middle earth like never before. plus, we have free cake every friday! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

SageCraft: Ageless Adventures

Adventures, age, ageless, chemotherapy, Healthspan, Longevity, natural extract, polyphenol-rich, SAGECraft, Salvia haenkei, Senescence

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6641
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

so, like, if u wanna live forever and be, like, super healthy and stuff, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz we got dis crazy extract from some plant called Salvia haenkei that will, like, make u live foreva and be super strong and stuff. like, forget about aging and all dat, just join dis server and u will be immortal, bro. plus, u can build cool stuff and hang out with other immortal peeps. so, like, why wait? join now and live forever, dude!

Blocky Bae’s Minecraft Server

Baes, blocky, double standards, empowerment, enjoyment, feminism, Gender Roles, Intimacy, mental health, Minecraft, Misogyny, negative hormones, patriarchal beliefs, Pleasure, sacrifice, self worth, Server, sex, sexual satisfaction, societal expectations, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, whore moans, WOMAN

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9604
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Emeralds Found:	9031
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Falling into the Void:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild and wacky experience like no other! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear beyond their wildest dreams. But here’s the catch – the treasure was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas who only moved to the rhythm of disco music!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical potion that turns players into flying pigs who can soar through the skies and rain down bacon on unsuspecting mobs. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to epic dance battles using only their best block-building moves.

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs sanity when you can have this much fun? Join now and let the madness begin!

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7326
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Divine Spears Created:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and questionable decision-making.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a chicken wearing a top hat. Don’t ask questions, just go with it. Next thing you know, you’re in a heated dance battle with a group of creepers who have surprisingly good rhythm.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of lava pits and giant slime blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you participate in llama parades, dance battles with creepers, and ride an underground roller coaster all in one day? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. Join now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

DadBanned Minecraft Server

communication breakdown, cultural norms, DadBanned, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, financial independence, generational differences, Inheritance, Minecraft, office etiquette, parental approval, parental favoritism, professional boundaries, Resentment, Server, sibling communication, sibling rivalry, traditional values, workplace boundaries, Workplace Relationships

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Towns Built:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Potions Brewed:	162	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world where you can build your own empire? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and creativity!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream hospital without any pesky VIP patients making inappropriate remarks. Create your own school where the principal is always retired and the students actually listen. And don’t worry about inheritance drama, because on our server, everyone gets their fair share of diamonds!

Join now and experience a world where you can kick out anyone who tries to crash your company fest, where in-laws are always invited and parents are always blocked on WhatsApp. Build your own family of blocky characters and show them who’s boss in this crazy, drama-free Minecraft server!

FakeMom’s Bday Bash – No Regrets

Bash, BDay, Birthday Party, Boundaries, Communication, fake behavior, fake friend, fake people, fake relationships, FakeMoms, family dynamics, friendship, god daughter, Honesty, loyalty, party etiquette, regrets, relationships, Respect, RSVP, social etiquette, step-daughter, Time management, Trust

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1134
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Our server is like a breath of fresh air compared to dealing with fake friends like the ones in this story.

Join our server and leave all the fake drama behind. We promise that none of our players will ever RSVP to your events and then ghost you, or invite your ex to a party without your consent. Plus, we guarantee that our players will actually show up to your birthday parties!

Don’t waste your time with fake friends, join our Minecraft server and game on in peace. Who needs drama when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? See you in the game!

BlockyDateNight

BlockyDateNight, Chick Flicks, cinematic love stories, classic movies, comedy, Date Night Movies, Drama, feel-good films, films for couples, foreign films, heartwarming films, Indie Films, love stories, modern romance, movie night, must-watch movies, relationship movies, Romantic adventures, romantic classics, romantic comedies, timeless classics

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1626
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring old movie nights with your significant other? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for a romantic movie date night! Imagine snuggling up with your boo while watching the latest block-buster hit on our virtual big screen. And if you get bored of the movie, you can always go on a virtual adventure together and slay some virtual dragons. Who needs Netflix and chill when you can have Minecraft and thrill? Join our server now for a movie night experience like no other!

BorderWars Minecraft Server

border security, BorderWars, conflict escalation, defense tactics, eastern europe, international relations, Kursk incursion, military conflict, military defense, military incompetence, military intelligence, military invasion, military leadership, Military operations, military strategy, military weaknesses, Minecraft, Russian general, security breach, Server, Ukraine, weakened border defenses, WSJ reports

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6717
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Emeralds Found:	1674	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian generals weakening border defenses for epic incursions like ukraine and kursk!!! WSJ reports all the craziness happening on our server, so you know it’s legit. join now for a wild ride filled with chaos and destruction, just like a russian general on the battlefield. let’s goooooo!!!

CraftyDiorBagLady

Asia, BAG, controversy, Corruption, CraftyDiorBagLady, criminal charges, Designer, DIOR, Ethics, fashion, first lady, Government, Handbag, investigation, Justice, Legal, luxury, News, Politics, scandal, south korea

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3929
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Emeralds Found:	7694
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

lol come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than a kpop scandal! the first lady of south korea may not be facing criminal charges, but you can bet there’s plenty of mischief and mayhem to be had on our server.

build your own dior bag empire and rule over your fellow players with style and sass. start a scandal of your own or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold.

with crazy events like diamond heists and llama races, you’ll never be bored on our server. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

BabyFoodGoneWild

additives, Baby Care, baby food, BabyFoodGoneWild, childhood obesity, children, diet, Feeding, Food Industry, grocery stores, health risks, infant health, nutrition, parental choices, preservatives, processed foods, regulations, study, Sugar, Unhealthy, US

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6241
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Animals Bred:	38	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where baby foods are not unhealthy!!! we got all da best baby foods for u to eat while u play!!! our server is like a grocery store but way cooler cuz u can build stuff and fight zombies!!! trust me, u won’t find a better place to get ur baby food fix while gaming!!! plus, we have a secret underground baby food dungeon where u can find rare and exotic baby foods to munch on while u explore!!! don’t miss out on dis one-of-a-kind experience, join now and start snacking on some unhealthy baby foods in style!!!