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Shitty Minecraft SMP Moments

2010, Cinema, classic, Cult, film, Forgotten, Hidden Gem, independent, indie, Kino, low budget, Minecraft, MOMENTS, Movie, old school, Overlooked, Retro, shitty, smp, Soulful, Underground, Underrated, vintage

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9720
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Towns Built:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe that every block placed before 2010 is a hidden gem waiting to be discovered! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining for forgotten treasures and building structures inspired by the most underrated movies of all time.

Our server is filled with wacky characters who will stop at nothing to defend their precious pixelated relics. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with VHS tapes of obscure B-movies that will blow your mind. Will you be the one to uncover this cinematic treasure trove?

But beware, not everyone on the server is as friendly as they seem. There’s a group of players who believe that only movies made after 2010 deserve recognition, and they will do everything in their power to sabotage your quest for vintage movie magic.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where every block you break could lead to a cinematic masterpiece. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a world where all movies are considered underrated soulful kino. The possibilities are endless on our Minecraft SMP – just remember to bring your popcorn!

Tied to Pixels Minecraft Server

console ecosystem, Gaming Community, gaming consoles, gaming habits, gaming industry, gaming market, gaming platforms, gaming preferences, gaming trends, Minecraft, PC Gaming, PC releases, pixels, PlayStation, ps, PS libraries, PS to PC converts, PS5, Server, Sony, Tied, video games, Xbox

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	712
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Buildings Constructed:	22	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	179
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of being tied down to one console ecosystem? Do you want to break free and experience the wild world of PC gaming? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our Minecraft server where we welcome all console converts with open arms. We promise to make the transition as smooth as butter on a hot summer day. Say goodbye to slow releases and hello to instant gratification with our lightning-fast PC updates.

Xbox who? We don’t even know her! We are all about embracing the PC master race and leaving those console peasants in the dust. So why wait? Join us now and experience a gaming revolution like never before.

I mean, who needs a PS5 when you can have the power of a PC at your fingertips? Trust us, once you go PC, you’ll never go back. So come on over and let’s game like there’s no tomorrow!

Makeine: Too Many Losing Heroines Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Battles, catch em all, Challenges, Characters, Competition, Defeat, Edition, Female Protagonists, gameplay, Gaming, heroines, LOSING, losing heroines, Makeine, Minecraft, Obstacles, Quests, smp, Storyline, too many, video games

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6078
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Emeralds Found:	9470
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	373
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Love Letters Sent:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the goal is to catch ’em all – and by ’em all, we mean every single mob in the game!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do you have to catch every mob, but you also have to train them and battle them against other players’ mobs in epic showdowns. Will your army of chickens be able to take down a horde of creepers? Only time will tell!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest mob of them all – the legendary Diamond Sheep! Legend has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Sheep will be granted unlimited diamonds for the rest of their days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest mob-catching adventure of your life!

StarRide 1.16-1.21.31 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, administration, Anarchy, anarchy servers, better than other servers, Donations, Economy, Fly, Free donation, Free Donations, Grief, minecraft server, mystics, No Mini-Games, OPEN RECRUITMENT, Pirate, Private, private blocks, PvE, PvP, Russian, rutube, Survival, tiktok, twitch, ut, Vanilla, version 1.16-1.21.31, Weddings

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7319
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Love Letters Sent:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Towns Built:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0

Cool Minecraft server. This is anarchy!

We have private blocks linked to tg!

We have mystics!!!

We have almost everything that is on the anarchy servers!!!

Version 1.16-1.21.31!!!

We are better than all other servers!

Free donation is ut/ut+/tiktok/tiktok+/twitch/twitch+/rutube/rutube+!!!

We also have open recruitment for administration, write to tg

https://t.me/starride1r

hub.starride.ru:19132

Ravaged a 5,3 90lbs negress last night Minecraft Server

90lbs, acceptance, black woman, cultural norms, Diversity, Family Planning, interracial children, interracial marriage, Interracial Relationships, love, marriage goals, Minecraft, negress, night, personal growth, racial biases, racism, RAVAGED, self improvement, self-control, Server, societal change, societal expectations, societal pressures, Stereotypes, white wife

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1001
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186	Love Letters Sent:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9357	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of being a responsible adult and want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and ridiculous shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it that the chicken statue came to life and started throwing diamond blocks at unsuspecting players. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the rainbow llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the llama queen herself. Just be careful what you wish for!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a wacky adventure that you’ll never forget. And hey, if you happen to meet your white wife while you’re at it, consider it a bonus!

Deadpool and Wolverine Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, antihero, Characters, chick, cinematic universe, comic books, Deadpool, humor, Marvel, Minecraft, Movie, Mutant, Mystery, name.., question.., smp, Superheroes, tag team, team-up, wolverine, x-men

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8281
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Animals Bred:	66
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory.

Join us and you’ll meet the infamous “chick name”, a mysterious player who’s rumored to have tamed a dragon and built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. Some say she can fly without wings and shoot fireballs from her eyes, but who knows what’s true in this crazy world of ours?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary “Llama King”, a player who rides into battle on a llama named Larry and wields a diamond sword that glows brighter than the sun. Rumor has it he once defeated an entire army of zombies single-handedly, all while juggling melons and singing show tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft community around. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

character sheet workdocs, Characters, Cira, combat mod list, Crafty, elder scrolls, FAQs, gear list, Lore, Lore Accessories, Mazetism, Minecraft, Modding Guides, Mods, patch notes, Scrolls, Server, Sister threads, SKSE AE Update tracker, Social, Stories, tesg, treasure trove, Waifulation

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Love Letters Sent:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Farms Harvested:	857	Animals Bred:	78
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Emeralds Found:	9951

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’s like riding a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava.

Join us for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a Enderman’s teleportation. Our server is filled with more mods than a chest full of diamonds, and our community is as lively as a village full of villagers.

Forget about the old boring servers, come join us where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft adventure that’s crazier than a chicken riding a minecart!

Minecraft SMP: Marry A White Girl

acceptance, Breaking Stereotypes, cross-cultural marriage, Cultural differences, Diversity, girl, global love connections, global relationships, interracial couples, interracial dating, interracial marriage, love conquers all, love is blind, love knows no color, marriage traditions, Marry, marrying outside your race, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, relationships, smp, societal norms, traditional values, White, White girl

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9277
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4649	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of being single and ready to mingle? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We have a special feature where you can actually marry a white girl in-game and live happily ever after in your pixelated paradise. Who needs Tinder when you have virtual love waiting for you in our server?

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you could amass with a whole coop of these majestic birds! Join now and start your journey to becoming the richest player on the server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious figure in Minecraft history and earn bragging rights among your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of love, riches, and wild parties that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to watch out for creepers – both in-game and in your love life!

The Normie’s Minecraft Server

30 seconds, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Assistance, Average, average normie, Experiencing, Generating, Inceldom, list, long tail, machine learning, Minecraft, Normie, normies, Server, tags, Technology, virtual assistant

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	969
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of being a normie in Minecraft, constantly getting rejected by villagers and creepers alike? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most average normie can experience 30 whole seconds of inceldom! That’s right, you’ll have mobs running away from you in terror, villagers begging for your attention, and creepers lining up to explode just for you. Join now and experience the ultimate power trip in Minecraft like never before! Who needs diamonds when you have the adoration of every pixelated creature in the game? Join us and unleash your inner incel today!

Surprised Robot in Minecraft SMP

ai, amazement, Artificial Intelligence, astonishment, Automation, bewilderment, Curiosity, disbelief, futuristic, innovation, machine learning, mechanical marvel, Minecraft, perplexity, ROBOT, robotics, shock, smp, surprised, Technology, unexpected, Wonder

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4798
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Secret Passages Found:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild, even the robots are surprised by the shenanigans that go down on a daily basis.

Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens leading rebellions against the players, and villagers starting their own underground casino.

Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about – just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!