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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 4406 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 292527 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.
Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.