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ShoalShowdownCraft

Agreement, Asian politics, China, Clashes, Deal, Diplomacy, disputed shoal, east asia, Effort, international relations, maritime conflict, Négotiation, Peacekeeping, Philippines, resolution, SECURITY, ShoalShowdownCraft, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, territorial dispute

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2439
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

lol dis server is like the china and philippines tryna reach a deal to stop clashes at a shoal but instead of fighting we be building and crafting together like besties. join dis server if u wanna be part of a peaceful revolution in minecraft where we all come together and create epic builds instead of epic battles. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that will make u the richest player ever. so come join us and let’s make minecraft history, one block at a time!

PotionCrafters: Small Doses, Big Problems

allergic reactions, Allergies, big, daily routine, doses, habits, health, health tips, immune system, immunity, ingestion, Moderation, Poison, poison ingestion, poison tolerance, PotionCrafters, Prevention, Problems, self-care, Small, small doses, tolerance, toxicology, Toxins, wellness

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5773
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	6366	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

join dis server if u want to survive like a boss in a world where drinking poison is the key to success! we got crazy challenges like finding the rarest mushroom in the land of exploding chickens. if u can survive that, u can survive anything! plus, our admin once tamed a dragon with nothing but a carrot. true story bro. so come join us and show off ur epic survival skills in the most insane minecraft server ever!

CaffeineCraft: Brain Drain Bonanza

bonanza, Brain, brain changes, brain function, brain health, brain structure, Caffeine, caffeine consumption, caffeine effects, caffeine intake, CaffeineCraft, cognitive function, Consumption, Drain, grey matter volume, researchers, sleep deprivation, sleep loss, sleep restriction, study

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Divine Spears Created:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WE GOT ALL DA BLOCKS U COULD EVER WANT AND MORE! PLUS, IF U JOIN, U GET SUPERPOWERS LIKE FLYING PIGS AND LASER EYES!

WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! BUT BEWARE, CUZ THERE’S A CREEPER ARMY GUARDING IT!

OH AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A GIANT CAFFEINE FOUNTAIN THAT MAKES U BUILD FASTER AND JUMP HIGHER? YEAH, IT’S PRETTY EPIC!

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST INSANE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! U WON’T REGRET IT, UNLESS U GET CAUGHT BY THE CREEPER ARMY, THEN U MIGHT REGRET IT A LITTLE. LOL!

Granny Smith’s Ultra-Spicy Hardcore Vanilla Server: Now with extra prizes and a side of Discord!

BATS, Competition, Datapack, Discord, discord invite, Enhancements, EXTRA, free for all, GatKong, granny, Hardcore, illusionist, MEDUSA, minecraft wiki, Mining, Mods, multiplayer, packs, Points, Prizes, PvE, rules, Server, Side, Smiths, Uhc, UltraSpicy, Vanilla, WEEKLY

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8503
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	New Chunks Explored:	572095
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mines Excavated:	1181
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3307

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	One life to live your best life. DoN’T DiE! Ultra-Hardcore mining for 259 weeks in a row. Yippee Ki Yay, Miner Crafters. If you die… you can earn a revive back to the Overworld by beating the weekly Sunday competition. Sundays at 12CT there is also a special Team Competition, going now for 225 weeks now. Current prize selections could include a revive on the persistent ultra-hardcore world, or an in-game advancement shout-out. Details in the discord channel.
Server IP	Minecraft multi-player server: gapple.mchost.proDirect IP if you prefer 108.181.149.16:26998
Goal	Stay alive and earn the most points doing it. Score: +1 per minute you stay alive, +1 per experience point you earn. Examples: killing a skeleton earns 3 points, and killing the dragon earns 12,000 points.

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are there any specific server rules?	Do not use client-side mods that give unfair advantages. No hacking, xray resource packs, or hacked clients on our servers.
What are the special features of the Apocalypse DataPack?	Players killed by a zombie become a zombie, enhanced skeletons, biting bats, web-spinning spiders, defending Ox-Heads, the deadly Litch, Herobrine, and Medusa guarding the Nether.
What is the Discord invite link?	https://discord.gg/EP5Y9C7
How does the scoring system work on the server?	Players earn +1 point per minute alive and +1 point per experience point earned. Various actions in the game have different point values.

KnightKing’s Minecraft Server

battle, Dark, Defender, destiny, FANTASY, Fiction, fortune, handsome, Hero, Knight King, KnightKings, leadership, legend, Lordran, Meeting, Minecraft, Prophecy, Queen Halfpint, Red Army Commander, Server, stranger, Villain, War

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6842
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that will bring you fortune and romance? Look no further, because on our server, not only will you build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but you might just meet a dark, handsome stranger who will sweep you off your blocky feet! Who needs real life when you can find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join us now for a chance at true love and epic adventures! 💎❤️ #MinecraftRomance #BlockyLoveStory

NihongoNoobz Minecraft Server

improving language skills, Japanese language learning, language barriers, language learning community, language learning determination, language learning frustrations, language learning journey, language learning motivation, language learning obstacles, language learning progress., language learning resources, language learning support, language learning tips, language study difficulties, learning challenges, Minecraft, NihongoNoobz, perseverance in learning, Server, struggling with Japanese, 勉強上手不能, 私の日本語無理desu

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3786
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4450
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Players Killed by Monsters:	2217
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, even Google Translate can’t handle it! Join us for a wacky adventure where you’ll encounter ninja creepers, samurai skeletons, and maybe even a Godzilla-sized Ender Dragon! Our community is so diverse that we have players from all over the world, including aliens from Mars (they love playing Minecraft, who knew?). So come on down and join the fun, just be prepared to laugh until your diamond armor falls off!

DumbassCraft Minecraft Server

AITAH, arguments in marriage, blaming children, calling my husband a dumbass, city safety concerns, Communication Issues, distracted parenting, DumbassCraft, excessive heat warning, floaties for kids, heated arguments., husband not watching son, kids going missing, kids playing alone, lack of communication, marriage conflicts, Minecraft, parental supervision, parenting disagreements, pool safety, Server, swim classes for children

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9467
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Love Letters Sent:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Dragons Tamed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	9142	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like a distracted dad at a pool party? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this mom’s husband who can’t seem to keep an eye on his son!

Our server is so action-packed, you’ll feel like you’re constantly playing in the dark with no supervision, just like those kids in the street! And don’t worry, we have plenty of distractions to keep you entertained, just like this dad who can’t resist showing off his new car instead of watching his son.

So come join us for a chaotic and thrilling experience that will leave you questioning everything, just like this mom who can’t believe her husband’s excuses. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

MinecraftProposalDrama

Abuse, adhd, anxiety disorder, autism, Boundaries, Communication, depression, dramatic, Flashbacks, friendship, Guilt, mental health, MinecraftProposalDrama, Proposal, ptsd, sensitivity, shame, Support, Therapy, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7150
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4324
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mines Excavated:	2946
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Void Armor Forged:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and friendships that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Meet Laura, the queen of mental health labels, who will have you questioning your own sanity as she navigates through anxiety, depression, autism, and ADHD all in one Minecraft world. Will she find the diamond of self-discovery or get lost in the caves of confusion? Only time will tell!

Witness Matt’s epic proposal to Grace, complete with a post-engagement party that will make you wish you were invited. But watch out for Laura, who may or may not show up due to her fear of relationship trauma. Will she crash the party or build her own fortress of solitude?

And don’t forget our protagonist, the PTSD survivor who’s not afraid to speak her mind. When the drama hits the fan, she’s there to set the record straight and call out the theatrics. Will she save the day or become the villain in this pixelated soap opera?

Join our Minecraft server now for a wild ride of emotions, friendships, and maybe even a few creeper explosions. Who needs reality TV when you have the drama of virtual blocks?

RealityCheck Minecraft Server

abnormal behavior, altered perception, auditory hallucinations, bipolar disorder, cognitive impairment, delusions, disconnection from reality, disorganized thinking, dissociation, emotional instability, Hallucinations, irrational beliefs, mental health, Minecraft, PARANOIA, psychiatric symptoms, Psychosis, reality testing, realitycheck, schizophrenia, Server, signs of losing touch with reality, Visual hallucinations

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6290
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you seeing signs of someone losing touch with reality? Well, maybe it’s time for them to join our wacky Minecraft server! Our server is so crazy that it will make them question what is real and what is just a blocky dream.

Join us and experience mind-bending adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats, and getting lost in a maze filled with talking chickens.

Forget about reality, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come on in and let your mind be blown by the insanity that awaits you!

Ex-Girlfriend’s Minecraft Exposed

BETRAYAL, boyfriends, Cheating, DATING, ex boyfriends, exgirlfriends, EXPOSED, HEARTBREAK, hindsight, Infidelity, Insecurity, Jealousy, lessons learned, Lies, Minecraft, moving on, red flags, reddit, regrets, relationships, Secrets, trust issues, warning signs

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1898
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4749	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Farms Harvested:	663	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Hey gamers, ever wonder what happened to the guy she told you not to worry about? Well, on our Minecraft server, he’s actually a friendly NPC who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off! Join now for the chance to show off your sick moves and score some epic loot. Who knew jealousy could lead to such awesome rewards in the world of blocks and pixels? Don’t miss out on this wild adventure!