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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 2352 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 48 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 20 |
but wait, there’s more! on this server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. trust me, it’s a clucking good time.
oh, and get this, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking squid. i know, it sounds fishy, but it’s totally legit.
so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? it’s like a dream come true, except you’re not actually dreaming. or are you? who even knows anymore, man. just join and let the madness begin!