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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 8297 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4866 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 8677 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”