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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 1418 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6423 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge, like convincing a pregnant slob to clean up after herself. Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out if you don’t clean, but we might make you give birth to a virtual Jesus if you don’t!
Join now for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and maybe even a shotgun wedding or two. Who needs real-life messiness when you can have it all in Minecraft?