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Wow, this Pihole Thing Is Amazing Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	269
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Dimension Hops:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	498
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mines Excavated:	2900	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Votes:	2696
New Chunks Explored:	792244	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

“Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wonders of the pihole! It’s like having a magical force field around your base that keeps out all the pesky creepers and zombies. Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about late-night surprise attacks again. Plus, rumor has it that the pihole is actually a portal to a secret underground world filled with diamonds and rare loot. So come join us and uncover the mysteries of the pihole… if you dare!”

NoKidsMinecraftServer

career, children, Communication, Decision making, dreams, ENGAGEMENT, family, Fatherhood, future plans, high school sweethearts, household income, implantation bleeding, Kids, low-income, Marriage, Motherhood, NoKidsMinecraftServer, parenting, pregnancy scare, relationships, Support

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9946
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Crops Grown:	6915
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Imagine this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build a castle, ride a pig, or even battle a dragon – the choice is yours! But wait, there’s more!

Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our exclusive “Implantation Bleeding Quest.” That’s right, we’ve got bleeding toilets, negative pregnancy tests, and emotional turmoil galore. Who needs real-life problems when you can have virtual ones on our server?

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories together. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning your own life choices in the process. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

TurkeyCraft DishDrama

brothers, Canadian Thanksgiving, city, Cooking, DishDrama, DISHES, EXCUSE, Expectations, family, flights, guests, Help, hot tub, Nephews, nieces, passive aggressive, Socialize, step-grandma, stupid reason, Thanksgiving, TurkeyCraft, youngest

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6497
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be the only one doing the dishes? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the only one expected to help out again. Our community is all about sharing the load, whether it’s fighting off creepers or washing dishes in the virtual world.

Plus, we have a special event every year where we reenact the Canadian Thanksgiving feast, complete with passive aggressive step-grandmas and bland food that you’ll have to pretend to enjoy. But hey, at least you won’t be the only one stuck doing the dishes afterwards!

So come join us for a hilarious and slightly dysfunctional Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual hot tub to relax in while everyone else is stuck scrubbing plates. It’s a wild ride, but definitely worth it for the laughs and memories.

ToxicSocietyGlorify – Minecraft SMP

beauty standards, body image, celebrity culture, competitiveness, consumerism, Fame, instant gratification, materialism, Minecraft, perfectionism, Popularity, power, smp, social media influencers, social status, success at all costs, Superficiality, toxic masculinity, ToxicSocietyGlorify, unrealistic expectations, validation, wealth, workaholism

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8854
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8698	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Are you tired of society glorifying things like toxic masculinity and materialism? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing we glorify is building epic structures and trolling your friends with hilarious pranks.

Our server is like a magical land where toxic behavior is banned and creativity reigns supreme. We once had a player who built a giant toilet in the middle of the town square just for laughs, and it became a tourist attraction! Who knew poop could be so popular?

So if you’re ready to escape the toxicity of society and dive into a world where the only thing toxic is the occasional creeper explosion, then join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

NoobNook: AntiSocCraft

anti-social behavior, AntiSocCraft, antisocial, Behavior, Communication, extrovert, Introvert, ISOLATION, LONER, mental health, mental illness, NoobNook, Personality, Psychological, self isolation, Shy.., social anxiety, Social Interaction, social norms, Social Skills, solitude, withdrawn

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	213
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Crops Grown:	5940
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Void Gems Collected:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Are you so antisocial that even the Endermen won’t hang out with you? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server is so exclusive that even the creepers have to RSVP to get in. We have a secret underground base where only the most introverted players can access, complete with a VIP lounge for those who prefer the company of virtual pigs over real people. Join us if you want to mine in peace, build in solitude, and battle mobs without anyone judging your lack of social skills. Come on, embrace your inner hermit and join our server today!

HamasCraft: PersuadeIranAttack

#covert operations, Attack, Conflict, cooperation, Diplomacy, extremist groups, Hamas, HamasCraft, intelligence sharing, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military alliance, Négotiation, PersuadeIranAttack, Persuasion, political agenda, regional instability, secret documents, security threat, strategy, Terrorism

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3372
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

OMG u guys, dis server is LIT AF! like, we got secret documents and stuff showin’ dat Hamas tried to get Iran to join its attack on Oct. 7! like, imagine the drama, the suspense, the chaos! u gotta join dis server to uncover all da juicy deets and be part of da action! plus, we got like, diamond armor for days and a rollercoaster made entirely outta obsidian! join now or miss out on all da craziness! #minecraftdrama #secretattacks #iranandhamasforever

KhmerEmpire

active community, Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Battles, Conquer, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Empire, Explore, gameplay, Immersive, influence, KhmerEmpire, Kingdom Building, Minecraft, Players, Raiding, Server, Survival, Territories, Towny, Trade, world

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	844
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6096	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	173

Khmer Kingdom Empire is a unique Minecraft server featuring an earth map with kingdom-building gameplay. Join us to create your empire, conquer territories, and engage in epic battles with other players. Explore, trade, and form alliances as you expand your influence across the world. Experience immersive gameplay with custom plugins and an active community. Join the adventure today

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The Not-So-Boring Cavern with PyroFishing and PyroFarming Dungeons Galore!

000+ Quests, 6 FREE Ranks, Art Map, Balanced Jobs System, Bedrock / Java Edition Crossplay, Blackmarket NPC, Cavern, Custom 3D Items, Dungeon Bosses, Dungeons, Dynmap, Galore, Keep Inventory, Marriages, NotSoBoring, Over 1, Player Markets, Player Warps, player-driven economy, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, Secure Trading, Slimefun, smp, Tamable Pets

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7860
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3429	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Animals Bred:	108	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Website	Discord	IP
thecavern.net	https://discord.com/invite/4GZm5MpDrt	mc.thecavern.net

Who are we?

The Cavern is a Survival Towny Survival server with the sole purpose of providing a fun and unique experience for players along side their friends. The Cavern has a hard emphasis on community, with the most welcoming players a server can possibly have. With balanced and free to obtain ranks, everyone is sure to have an amazing experience, and thanks to community feedback, we’re constantly improving the server!

Key Features

Slimefun (Modpack like experience)
Player Driven Economy
Keep Inventory
Dungeon Bosses
Custom Fishing
Art Map
Over 1,000+ Quests
Balanced Jobs System
Blackmarket NPC
Player Markets
Player Warps
mcMMO
Tamable Pets
6 FREE Ranks
Secure Trading
Dynmap
Custom 3D Items (Resourcepack Required)
Marriages
Bedrock / Java Edition Crossplay

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Blocky Bae Minecraft Server

bae, blocky, cultural shifts, double standards, feminism, Gender Roles, Interracial Relationships, Minecraft, Misogyny, nonwhite men, Political Climate, racial dynamics, Server, sexual behavior, sexual liberation, sleeping around, social norms, societal influences, trad wives, traditional values, Trump election, white men, white whores, white women

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1372
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of white women in America only settling for white men now that Trump won the election? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and build your own virtual trad wife empire, where all the white women are larping as trad wives and settling for nonwhite men just to spice things up. Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own crazy love stories in our wacky Minecraft world!

I Want To Look Like This Minecraft SMP

confidence boost, cute gf, excuse myself, i want to look like this, Minecraft, personal appearance, relationship goals, self development, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-image, self-improvement journey, self-transformation, smp

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4779
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	8337
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Buildings Constructed:	25	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Are you tired of being single because you don’t have a cute Minecraft skin? Join our SMP and transform into the most attractive blocky character you’ve ever seen! With our amazing custom skins, you’ll be turning heads left and right in no time. Who needs a cute girlfriend when you look this good in pixels? Join now and start your journey to pixelated love!