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PeacefulCraft SMP

acceptance, Closure, Contentment, Emotional healing, forgiveness, growth, healing, inner peace, letting go, moving on, Peace, PeacefulCraft, personal development, Release, resilience, self compassion, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, Serenity, smp, Surrender

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8233
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Animals Bred:	91	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mines Excavated:	2332	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join. Like, seriously dude, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and shenanigans. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground base filled with cookies (no joke, bro).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a giant talking potato named Spud, who only speaks in puns and dad jokes. He’s like the ultimate protector of our realm, keeping us safe from creepers and griefers alike.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Yeah, you heard me right, TNT roller coaster. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

So come on, bro, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, Spud promised to share his secret stash of cookies with anyone who joins. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic adventure? Let’s goooooo! 🥔🍪🎢

CraftyCurrency

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8247
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Divine Spears Created:	16
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Are you tired of paying an arm and a leg for things that should be cheap? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everything is hilariously cheap! We’re talking diamond armor for the price of a potato, enchanted weapons for the cost of a stick, and even rare items for the price of a single block of dirt!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary “Potato Palace” where players can trade their excess potatoes for valuable in-game currency. Rumor has it that the Potato King himself resides in the palace, handing out riches to those who bring him the most spuds.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of cheap prices and potato-based economies! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockBucks Minecraft Server

AID PACKAGE, bilateral cooperation, Blockbucks, DPL program, economic development, economic growth, financial aid, financial support, foreign investment, funding, government support, infrastructure improvement, international assistance, international relations, Japan, Minecraft, monetary assistance, Partnership, poverty reduction, Server, uk, Ukraine, World Bank

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6236
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7499	Underground Cities Explored:	4

OMG u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server! it’s like ukraine gettin $1bn from japan and uk through world bank DPL program but in minecraft form! we got so much money u can build the most epic castles and stuff! like, who needs real life when u can be ballin in minecraft, amirite?! plus, we got secret treasure hunts and quests that will blow ur mind! come join us and be part of the most lit minecraft server ever!

UrsaCraft: Sink & Swim

cargo ship, cargo ship sinking, explosion, explosion at sea, maritime accident, maritime disaster, maritime emergency, maritime incident, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, Mediterranean ship sinking, Russian, Russian shipping, Russian vessel, shipping news, Shipwreck, SINK, sinks, swim, Ursa Major, Ursa Major sinking, UrsaCraft, vessel sinking

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1797
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Potions Brewed:	57
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

lol u know what else is sinking? ur boring old minecraft server! come join us on our server where u can build ur own russian cargo ship and see if it sinks or not! we have explosions, we have drama, we have it all! join now and be part of the chaos, cuz why be normal when u can be crazy on our server! let’s see if u can survive the mediterranean like the Ursa Major did (or didn’t, lol)!

RoboXmasCraft: Boston Dynamics Fun

Advanced, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Boston, Boston Dynamics, christmas, creepy, dynamics, Engineering, Festive, Fun, Future, holiday, innovation, machine learning, Machines, mechanical, ROBOT, robotics, RoboXmasCraft, Santa Claus, seasons greetings, Technology, Video

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3574
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dragons Tamed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

join dis minecraft server if u wanna experience da craziest robot apocalypse everrrr!!! we got boston dynamics robots runnin around tryna take over da world but u can stop dem if u join our server and build epic bases to protect urself!!! watch out for da robot reindeer flyin around shootin lasers and da robot elves tryna steal ur diamonds!!! it’s gonna be a merry terrifying robot christmas on dis server, so come join da fun and see if u can survive da chaos!!!

Amagami Quests 1.21.4

1.21.4, Amagami, Amagami Challenge, Anime, Another Year Goes By, challenge, Characters, Choices, dating sim, emotions, gameplay, Gaming, Interactive, japanese, love, Otaku, Quests, relationships, romance, simulation, Storyline, video game, visual novel

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6791
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Yo, bro, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn on steroids, ready to take you on a wild ride through the pixelated wonderland of pure awesomeness.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate adrenaline rush of building, crafting, and surviving in a virtual world that will make you question reality itself.

Forget about boring old servers, this one is like a party in your computer where the blocks dance and the creepers sing.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Welcome to the Minecraft SMP 4chan Pokeverse RP thread!

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7512
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Void Gems Collected:	35	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in our wacky adventures in the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

In this Christmas Edition of our server, we’ve got Pokemon running amok, trainers causing mischief, and a whole lot of holiday cheer (and chaos) to go around. Want to catch ’em all? Want to battle it out with other trainers? Want to engage in some questionable activities with your favorite Pokemon? Hey, we don’t judge, just have fun!

But beware, there are some wild threads out there – from straight to gay pokephilia discussions, to porn dumps that will make your head spin. So if you’re easily offended, maybe this server isn’t for you. But if you’re ready to dive into the madness and have a good time, then come on in!

So what are you waiting for? Join us in the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite Pokemon (or trainer) along the way. Happy holidays and may your Christmas be filled with laughter, joy, and maybe a little bit of chaos!

EngageCraft Minecraft Server

aita, confronting parents, confusion, cultural norms, Different Religion, Difficult, EngageCraft, ENGAGEMENT, EXCITEMENT, Family Back Home, Family Perception, Fiance, hurtful actions, Marriage Announcement, Minecraft, moment, monetary compensation, Non-academic Awards, overreaction, partner, relationship, Reshaping Narrative, Safe Career Option, Server, social media, south-asian household, Upset

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4635
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Void Armor Forged:	28	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of your parents constantly trying to control your life and manipulate your decisions? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of family expectations? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own world free from the shackles of cultural norms!

On our server, you can create your own engagement announcements without fear of your parents hijacking the narrative. No more awkward conversations with family members back home trying to explain why you’re not actually married yet. And forget about accepting guilt money as a way to smooth things over – on our server, you earn your own diamonds and emeralds through hard work and dedication!

Join us and build the house of your dreams with your fiancé, without any interference from meddling parents. Let your creativity run wild and show the world that you don’t need anyone’s approval to live your best virtual life. Plus, we have a secret underground society of rebellious players who have all escaped their own family drama – you’ll fit right in!

So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world where you make the rules. Join our Minecraft server today and start building the life you’ve always wanted – no parental approval required!

CraftyCashGrabbers

AITAH, controversial background, CraftyCashGrabbers, crime family, family money, family ties, financial support, fresh start, google search, hidden identity, ill-gotten funds, moral dilemma, ORPHANED, personal history, private education, privileged, real name, Secret Past, trust fund, wealthy upbringing

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	522
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Votes:	6322
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Love Letters Sent:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Are you tired of living a boring, privileged life with no excitement? Join our Minecraft server and start fresh like our player who discovered their mom was a crime boss! Live off your mom’s ill-gotten funds in-game and build your empire while keeping your true identity a secret. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a BF who will support your shady past and help you navigate the virtual criminal underworld. Join now for a thrilling adventure unlike any other!

FriendHouseGloUp – Minecraft SMP

Bonding, childhood adventures, childhood friends, childhood memories, Differences, family dynamics, friend’s house, FriendHouseGloUp, Fun activities, games, growing up, house rules, long lasting friendships, Meals, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Playtime, sleepovers, smp, special moments, Traditions, unique experiences

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4139
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Void Gems Collected:	28
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Divine Spears Created:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Lol, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I found, bro. So like, at my friend’s house growing up, they did things totally different, like they had a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wore a top hat and monocle. And get this, they had a secret underground lair where they kept all their diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of ninja cats. It was lit, fam.

But like, this Minecraft SMP is even more insane, like they have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a secret society of llamas who control the economy. And the best part is, every time you find a rare item, a magical unicorn appears to congratulate you and give you a high five. It’s like a dream come true, man.

So if you wanna join this wacky Minecraft SMP and experience all the craziness for yourself, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with the deets. Trust me, you won’t regret it, it’s gonna be epic AF. Let’s goooooo!