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Blocky Racers vs Speed Cams

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2107
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Crops Grown:	7686	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

LOL, imagine a Minecraft server where the police be stoppin’ more Black drivers than anyone else! But don’t worry, our speed cameras be totally unbiased and just issuin’ tickets left and right like Oprah givin’ out cars! Come join the chaos and see if you can outrun the popo or outsmart them cameras, it’s a wild ride you won’t wanna miss! Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t you wanna be here? Join now before the pigs start flyin’ away without ya!

⛏️ A Far Lands Apart: Where Biomes Collide and Players Hide, A Grand Vanilla Adventure for Grown-Ups! 🌲

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3854
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	142	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	345	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	1

Farlands Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Farlands
Server Type	Minecraft Realm
Snapshot Version	Latest Minecraft Snapshot

Current Datapacks

Treefeller
KeepSomeInventory
Anti-Creeper Grief
Player Heads
Husks drop sand
Anti-Endermen Grief
Mob Heads
Track Raw Stats
Anti-Ghast Grief
Mini Blocks (stonecutter)
Crafting Tweaks
Double Shulker Shell
Silence Mobs (nametag named silence me)
Armored Elytra
Bat Membranes

Experience

Farlands is a server for friends playing Minecraft together, focused on community-building and relaxation.

Why Realms and Snapshots?

The decision to use Realms and Snapshots was made to keep the server simple and closely aligned with the latest updates.

Why Join Us?

If you enjoy Minecraft for its creativity and want to play with friendly people, apply to join Farlands!

The Future

The server may grow beyond Realms in the future, but the core values of community and simplicity will remain.

Apply Here

Apply Here!

””> RetroCraft Minecraft Server””

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3106
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mines Excavated:	2445

Are you tired of dealing with pesky Zoomer Nu-Coders and their fancy emulators? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave those Zoomers in the dust as you embark on epic adventures and build the craziest creations imaginable.

Forget about saving your game files in some obscure NuZoomStudios folder, on our server your saves will be guarded by a mighty dragon who only accepts offerings of diamond blocks. And if you ever get tired of building, you can challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square for the chance to win a pet llama named Larry.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to Zoomer Nu-Coders and hello to a world of endless fun and ridiculousness!

It’s Good Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4715
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Void Gems Collected:	30	Dragons Tamed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	495
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of killer bunnies to get to it. Trust me, those bunnies are no joke.

2. Our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who roams the land, challenging players to epic dance battles. If you can out-dance the chicken, you win a prize!

3. We have a floating island in the sky where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on flying pigs. It’s like a mix of Hunger Games and Mario Kart, but with way more bacon.

4. Our server events include a weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most ridiculous structures in a limited amount of time. The winner gets to ride a llama into the sunset while wearing a crown made of emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! It’s good, but in a totally bonkers way.

SILJealousStickMud

3d printing, Apology, Communication, Confrontation, family, football, humor, inside joke, jealous, Lesbian, misogynistic, misunderstanding, prank, relationship, SIL, SILJealousStickMud, sister-in-law, snl, stick in the mud, totinos, tradition

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7367
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Mines Excavated:	4233

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Then join our server for a wild and wacky time! We promise to bring the laughs and keep you entertained like never before.

Just like how this guy’s wife loves SNL Totino’s sketches, we promise to keep you laughing with our crazy antics and hilarious events. Need a break from the ordinary? We got you covered with our out-of-this-world 3D printed surprises that will blow your mind!

And if you’re worried about party poopers ruining the fun, don’t worry! We don’t tolerate jealous stick-in-the-muds here. We’re all about having a good time and keeping the laughter rolling.

So join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even get your own Totino’s Super Bowl Activity Pack in the game! 😉

MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6412
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie on steroids! Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and unexpected plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs Hollywood when you can be the star of your own action-packed Minecraft movie? Join now and get ready for the ride of your virtual life!

OpinionCraft: KeepItSecret

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2977
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Votes:	2955
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Are you tired of hiding your controversial opinions because you’re afraid of being judged? Well, fear no more! Join our wacky Minecraft server where we encourage all kinds of crazy thoughts and ideas! Whether you believe that llamas are actually aliens in disguise or that creepers are just misunderstood creatures looking for hugs, we welcome all opinions (no matter how outlandish)! So come join us and let your wildest thoughts run wild in our virtual world of madness and mayhem!

CraftyDan’s Defense Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5899
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Emeralds Found:	1135
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Potions Brewed:	23
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we invest over US$628 million in Ukraine’s defence industry!! why, you ask? because we need to protect our precious diamond blocks from those pesky creepers and zombies!!

we got tanks made out of obsidian, helicopters made out of emerald blocks, and even a secret underground bunker made out of bedrock!!

join us and help defend our realm from the evil forces trying to steal our precious loot!! plus, we have the best parties with unlimited cake and fireworks!!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!!

AstroRescueCraft

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9223
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136
Farms Harvested:	854	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

lol imagine if u were stranded in space and then outta nowhere a spacex capsule comes to rescue u like u some kinda astronaut in distress. that’s the vibe of this Minecraft server, except instead of astronauts its ur Minecraft character who needs saving. join this server for out-of-this-world adventures and epic rescues that will have u feeling like a space hero. plus, who knows, maybe elon musk himself will make a guest appearance and help u out. yolo, amirite? so come on, join the fun and let’s blast off into the unknown together!

Youth Boost Manor

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8492
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well do we have the server for u! come join us on our wacky world where we have a secret potion that makes ur character grow super fast but also live forever!

imagine having a giant character that can run around and crush all the other players, but also never die! it’s like being a superhero in minecraft! plus, we have a special feature where u can turn into a fish and swim around in our magical underwater kingdom.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever! who needs normal when u can have superpowers and be a fish at the same time?! come on, what r u waiting for? dive in and join the fun!