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| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 1029 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
