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RedPillCraft Minecraft Server

2-in-1 laptops, advice, anime drawfags, computer science, computing, G.., Gadgets, hybrid devices, Laptops, lightweight, Macbook Air M3, meme, Minecraft, opinion, portable, productivity, RedPillCraft, Server, Tech, tech community, Technology, useful, work

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5254
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is not just all about memes, it’s also incredibly useful. Need advice on building the perfect castle? We got you covered. Want to learn how to survive a creeper attack? We’ll teach you all the tricks. Our community of anime drawfags will help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.

And if you don’t join our server, well, we can’t guarantee what will happen. You might end up buying a macbook air m3 and it’ll be all our fault. So don’t risk it, come join us for the most meme-tastic and useful Minecraft experience of your life!

StepSisCarDrama

car cleanliness, car ownership, car sharing, cleanliness standards, dirty car, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, messy car, parental expectations, refusal to ride, sibling conflict, sibling responsibilities, softball practice, sports practice, stepdad’s car, stepfamily dynamics, StepSisCarDrama, stepsister, teenage behavior, transportation issues

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3985
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Love Letters Sent:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Void Armor Forged:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a messy car shared by siblings? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is: the messier, the better!

We promise a wild ride just like the backseat of that car – stained seats, scattered backpacks, and drama galore. Take on the role of the sibling who’s fed up with cleaning up after everyone else and drive off in a rage, leaving your stepsister behind.

But beware, just like in real life, consequences may follow! Your stepdad might call you out for your behavior, just like our admins will keep you in check. Are you ready for the ultimate messy Minecraft experience? Join now and let the chaos begin!

NatoCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, NATOcraft, Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5612
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	12

come join this epic minecraft server where biden is the ultimate defender of nato!! he’s like a superhero but in blocky pixel form!! watch as he hosts summit leaders and battles evil mobs with his trusty diamond sword!! join now to witness the most epic showdowns and build the craziest creations with biden by your side!! who needs superheroes when you have biden in minecraft?!?! join now for the most epic adventure of your life!!

Block Breakers: Ukrane70

70 days, BLOCK, Bravery, break through, breakers, Breakthrough, Conflict, Defense, determination, eastern europe, encircled, Escape, Liberation, Military, perseverance, resilience, Siege, Survival, Ukraine, Ukrainian soldiers, Ukrane70, Victory, War

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2529
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Zombie Dances:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	27

Yo, u wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can be like a Ukrainian soldier breakin’ through after bein’ fully encircled for 70 days? Yea, dat’s right, u can be a total bad-ass survivin’ against all odds in dis server. Build yer own fortress, gather resources, and fight off dem creepers like a true warrior. Plus, we got special events where u can reenact epic battles and show off yer skills. So come on and join da fun, cuz dis server is lit AF!

PixelPresentLand

appreciate, being present, capturing moments, cherish, Existence, fleeting moments, Impermanence, living in the moment, Memories, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness meditation, mindfulness practice, mindfulness techniques, photography, PixelPresentLand, PRESENT, present moment awareness, Reality, Snapshot, Time

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4600
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dragons Tamed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where the blocks are made of solid gold and the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to disco music. Yeah, that’s the kind of wildness you’ll find on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and cows can juggle.

Oh, and did I mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the server, granting wishes to anyone who can catch it? Yeah, that’s a thing too.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the madness that awaits you.

FonaCraft: Burrowed Dinos

ancient animals, Burrowed, Cedar Mountain Formation, Dinos, dinosaur behavior, dinosaur burrows, Dinosaurs, extinct species, Fona herzogae, FonaCraft, Fossil discovery, Mussentuchit Member, new species, Palaeontologists, paleontological findings, Paleontology, prehistoric creatures, scientific research, small-bodied, thescelosaurine, underground burrows, Utah, Utah fossils

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	289
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have DINOSAURS living underground in burrows like some kind of prehistoric mole people! dig up fossils and discover new species like the tiny Fona herzogae, thescelosaurine that will blow your mind! who needs diamonds when you can have dino bones?! join now and be part of the most epic paleontological adventure in minecraft history!

KIG Network – Trouble in Mineville, Cowboys and Indians, & more!

Battle your way to victory, Bed wars, Bedwars, block party, blockparty, cai, Capture the opponent’s leader, cowboys, Cowboys and Indians, Dance to the rhythm of music, defend your bed, defend yours, destroy everyone else’s, Discord, Dropper, European server, Fall your way to victory, fastest times possible, Fun Events, gravity, Indians, KIG Network, Minigames, stand on the right color, strategic team battles, TIMV, traitors, trouble in mineville, Troubleinmineville

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9965
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	12

We are KIG, a European server network offering fun and unique minigames. Come join our friendly community!

These are the games we offer:

Party (BP)Dance

We regularly run fun events! We announce them on Discord.

mc.playkig.com

4chanCraft Minecraft Server

4chan, 4chanCraft, Antagonist, cyber harassment, Cyber Security, cyber threats, cyberbullying, cybercrime, gaming culture, internet culture, internet trolls, Minecraft, online anonymity, online communities, online forums, online gaming, online harassment, Server, social media, toxic behavior, trolling, video games, virtual world

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8172
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only enemies are zombies and creepers? Well, look no further because on our server, the main antagonist is a 4chan user! That’s right, you’ll have to battle your way through meme-spouting trolls and keyboard warriors to claim victory.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has custom mini-games like “Doxing Dodgeball” and “Troll Trap Arena” where you can outwit and outplay your fellow players in hilarious and chaotic battles.

Join us now and experience the wackiest and wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even make friends with a reformed 4chan user who just needed a little bit of sunshine in their life. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

r9k’s Minor Minecraft Server

4chan, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, Community, controversial, digital communication, discussion, Edgy, forum, internet culture, internet trends, keyboard warriors, meme, Minecraft, MINOR, online behavior, r9k, r9ks, Server, social commentary, social media, strike a cord, trolling

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3992
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ores Mined:	8731	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further than our server, where the only rule is to have fun and be as chaotic as possible!

Join us on a wild ride through the land of /r9k/, where the villagers speak in nothing but memes and the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug.

But beware, because the legendary Ender Dragon has been replaced by the infamous “Minoooor” – a creature so rare and elusive that no one has ever seen it and lived to tell the tale. Will you be the one to finally uncover the mystery of the Minoooor?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

CakeCraft Minecraft Server

Bakery, baking, birthday cake, CakeCraft, carrot cake, celebration, chocolate cake, coconut cake, delicious flavors, dessert, favorite cake, frosting, homemade cake, icing, indulgence, lemon cake, Minecraft, red velvet cake, Server, strawberry cake, sweet treat, vanilla cake, wedding cake

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	166
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Do you love cake as much as we do? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole world made out of cake! That’s right, every block is a delicious slice of cake just waiting for you to dig in. And the best part? You can eat as much as you want without ever getting a tummy ache!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a tribe of friendly llamas who love to party. They’ll dance and sing with you all night long, making sure you never feel lonely in this sweet paradise.

So come join us on our cake-filled, llama-loving Minecraft server and let the sugary adventures begin!