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Funny Women Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	956
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Emeralds Found:	670
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of swiping left and right on hookup apps, only to end up with a bunch of fatherless children? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a solution for you! Join us and go cold turkey on hookup apps, because why give men sex before marriage when you can be building epic structures in the virtual world instead? Plus, who needs a man when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper-proof fortress to protect you? So come join us and show those men what they’re missing out on – a strong, independent woman who doesn’t need no man (or fatherless children)!

Champion of the Creeper Olympics Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5981
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mines Excavated:	4763	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a legendary champion named Sir Carbob the Carbabby Slayer. He once defeated a horde of evil carbabbies with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. And let’s not forget about Lady Carbobella, the fearless warrior who tamed a wild carbabby and rode it into battle against the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the mythical Carbobicorn. Legend has it that whoever can capture and tame a Carbobicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become a part of the most carbabby-tastic adventure you’ll ever embark on!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	705
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1758
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Dragon Eggs Found:	641
Void Armor Forged:	27	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Picture this: Krillin from Dragon Ball Z has somehow found his way into the Minecraft world and he’s causing chaos everywhere he goes. Will he use his destructo disc to mine diamonds? Will he team up with creepers to take down Ender Dragons? The possibilities are endless on our server! Join now for a chance to witness the epic saga of Krillin in Minecraft unfold before your very eyes. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this wild ride!

Welcome to Minecraft SMP: Blocky Banter

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2165
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Runes Activated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because Cretaceous Place is here to shake things up!

Join us on this wild ride through time as we transport you back to the Cretaceous period. That’s right, you’ll be building and surviving among dinosaurs! Don’t worry, they’re friendly…mostly.

But that’s not all! We have custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a T-Rex, tame a pterodactyl to fly around the map, and even battle it out in epic dino battles.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our monthly events. Last month, we had a meteor shower that rained down rare ores and materials. Who knows what crazy event we’ll come up with next!

So what are you waiting for? Join Cretaceous Place today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those sneaky velociraptors…they’re always up to no good.

RIP Minecraft Server Prodigy

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4507
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a true legend too! Our production skills are so top-notch, even the Beatles would be jealous. We promise you’ll be rocking out to creeper explosions and zombie groans in no time. Who needs a yellow submarine when you can sail the high seas of our server with your trusty pickaxe and diamond armor? Come join us and let’s make some legendary memories together!

SecretlyCrafted Minecraft SMP

2060s, authorized use, baffling crimes, brain analysis, Daily Himitsu, deceased, final moments, Futuristic technology, high-profile crimes, investigation, Japan, Minecraft, MRI System, neurotechnology, restrictions, scientists, SecretlyCrafted, Section Nine, smp, special police unit, top secret, visual memories, Volume 11

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1773
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Meteorites Collected:	3
Void Gems Collected:	34	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have perfected “The LOL System,” a piece of technology that can analyze the most hilarious memories contained within your brain! Join us as we dive into the wacky world of Minecraft with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

In our server, you can join Section Nine, our special police unit dedicated to investigating baffling or high-profile crimes in the Minecraft world. Use “The LOL System” to uncover the most ridiculous moments from your gameplay and share them with your fellow players.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this highly regarded – and greatly feared – Minecraft SMP. Join us now for a laugh-out-loud experience like no other!

Legacy Crystal PvP server Minecraft

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	390
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Votes:	7356
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mines Excavated:	3706	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Runes Activated:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Meteorites Collected:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13

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Unironically… Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2123
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8697	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up and make your gaming experience unforgettable!

Join our server if you want to be part of a community where the only life philosophy is to have a laugh and not take things too seriously. We’ve got players who will challenge you to build the craziest structures, embark on epic quests, and maybe even engage in some friendly trolling.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Some say it’s just a myth, but those who have seen it swear it’s real and will stop at nothing to find it.

So, if you’re ready to join a Minecraft server that will have you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt, then come on over and join us. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you on our server? Just remember, in this world, the only life philosophy is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously.

Happy Craft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9403
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in the dark, with only the sound of creepy cave noises to keep you company? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee happiness! How, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by a herd of friendly llamas wearing top hats and monocles. These dapper llamas led the player on a wild adventure through fields of rainbow sheep and forests made entirely of candy canes. Along the way, they encountered a talking chicken who taught them how to fly using nothing but a feather and a dream.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig so rare and precious that its farts smell like freshly baked cookies. And if you’re lucky enough to find the Diamond Pig, it will grant you three wishes, no questions asked.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world of pure happiness and ridiculousness like never before! Who needs boring old reality when you can have llamas in top hats and flying chickens? Happiness awaits you, my friend.

Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1446
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything goes smoothly? Well, look no further because on our server, everything that can go wrong, will go wrong!

Join us for a wild ride as we unleash chaos upon the Minecraft world. Creepers that explode into rainbow confetti, chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has taken up knitting as a hobby and will challenge players to a knitting contest instead of a battle.

So if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm and where you never know what crazy adventure awaits you around the corner, then come join us! Just be prepared for things to go horribly wrong in the most hilarious way possible.