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Treason? Nah. Minecraft Server

activism, Anti-establishment, civil disobedience, Democracy, disagreement, dissent, dissenting opinion, Elites, freedom of speech, government control, Minecraft, Nah, political defiance, political dissent, Politics, protest, questioning authority, Rebellion, resistance, revolution, Server, Treason, US government

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	263
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Ores Mined:	7395	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Tired of being bossed around by the government? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of the elites and build your own empire! No more taxes, no more rules – just pure unadulterated blocky fun! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the feds if they come knocking. So come join us and stick it to the man in the most pixelated way possible!

Cryptos SMP Layer 1 General

Algorand, avalanche, Binance Smart Chain, Blockchain, Cardano, Cosmos, cryptocurrency, Cryptos, decentralized finance, Elrond, ethereum, Fantom, general, Harmony, Hedera Hashgraph, LAYER, Layer 1 crypto, Near Protocol, nfts, polkadot, smp, solana, terra, Tezos, vechain

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	721
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only currency is crypto! That’s right, instead of diamonds and emeralds, we trade in Bitcoin and Ethereum.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to fight a dragon made entirely out of Dogecoin? We’ve got you covered. How about building a rollercoaster out of NFTs? We’ve got that too.

And don’t even get us started on the layer 1 cryptos. We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with experts who will analyze which crypto has the best chance to moon. Will it be Bitcoin? Ethereum? Or maybe even a new crypto called Shreklite that’s made entirely out of ogre farts.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest crypto-fueled adventure of your life!

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

attentive, convenience store, Cooking, currency difference, devastated, different diets, eating habits, family, food in the fridge, grocery store, HangryCraft, humble beginnings, International trip, Meals, Minecraft, Miserable, parents, Server, STARVING, third-world country, Visiting, working from home

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide a better dining experience than OP’s parents had during their visit!

Join us for a culinary adventure like no other, where you can feast on virtual food to your heart’s content. Our kitchen is always fully stocked with pixelated goodies, and you can cook up a storm whenever you want. No need to worry about going hungry or spending money at the convenience store like OP’s poor parents did.

Plus, we have a special feature where you can take your in-game family out for a virtual dinner every day, without breaking the bank! Just imagine the joy of watching your blocky parents chow down on delicious Minecraft meals, all thanks to your generosity.

So come on over to our server and let’s eat, mine, and craft together in harmony. And remember, don’t be like OP – always make sure your virtual family is well-fed and happy!

ShampooWarsCraft

communication problem, expensive shampoo, hair care, personal hygiene, roommate agreement, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate compromise, roommate conflict, roommate conflict resolution, roommate confrontation, roommate etiquette, roommate issue, roommate living situation, roommate relationship, roommate respect, roommate tension, roommate understanding, ShampooWarsCraft, sharing expenses

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9033
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ores Mined:	1542	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring…unless it’s expensive shampoo! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and hair-raising conflicts over bathroom products.

Imagine a world where your precious shampoo is constantly disappearing, and the culprit is none other than your roommate! Will you confront them in the virtual world, or let the tension simmer until it explodes like a creeper?

Embark on quests to protect your precious loot, whether it’s diamonds or deluxe hair care products. Will you be the hero who stands up for your right to silky smooth locks, or will you be the villain who sneaks into someone else’s inventory for a quick steal?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual roommate drama like never before. Who knew that a bottle of shampoo could cause such chaos in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the shampoo wars begin!

SmellCraft – What’s Your Scent?

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	781
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	560381	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that smell like stale cheese? Well, come join our server where the air is filled with the sweet aroma of freshly baked cookies and unicorn farts! Yes, you heard that right – unicorn farts! Our server is so magical that even the creepers can’t resist dancing to the smell of rainbows and glitter. So come on over and join us for a whiff-tastic adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

BrigadeCraft – Gear up or get creeped out!

Army, BrigadeCraft, Brigades, creeped, Defense, defense budget, defense procurement, Equipment, Gear, Military, military capabilities, military equipment, military modernization, military personnel, military preparedness, military readiness, military strength, military training, national security, Ukraine, Ukrainian Armed Forces, Ukrainian government, zelenskyy

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7107
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Enchantments Applied:	114
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Zombie Dances:	10

so, like, ukraine is all like “we need more military stuff” but they can’t even equip like, half of their brigades? lol what a fail, amirite? but like, on this epic minecraft server, you can totally be the hero ukraine needs! join us and help them equip all their brigades with diamond swords and enchanted armor! show zelenskyy how it’s done, yo! plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan epic battles against the evil mobs and stuff. so come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever! #ukraine #minecraft #diamondswordsarelife 😂🤣🤪

CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server

Argent Dawn, Bee, busybodies, Bzzbzz, CraftyCraft, EU, Femhumies, GLOBO FOMO, guild, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, Server, the war within, World of Warcraft, wowg, WoWg community, X-faction

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9553
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ores Mined:	4518
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where Femhumies roam free and rule the land! We have a special edition just for Femhumies where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the world!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret war brewing within the server that will keep you on your toes. Join a faction and fight for glory and honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a special invite to the NA WoWg community where you can join the X-faction and dominate the virtual world. Plus, our EU guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, on Argent Dawn is always looking for new members to join their crazy adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and bee nice to other busybodies as you embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life! Bzzbzz!

Grotesquerie Minecraft SMP Countdown

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	44

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted potatoes, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every Friday where players have to navigate through a maze filled with exploding pigs and lava traps to win a prize of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

FiredCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Communication, employee behavior, FIRED, FiredCraft, front desk, guest requests, guest services, Guilt, Hotel, Housekeeping, job responsibilities, Minecraft, new job, Professionalism, Server, supervisor, tattle tale, team dynamics, teamwork, Termination, workplace dynamics

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6841
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where interacting with new players may result in them getting fired… from the game! Just like how Zack and Dana were let go after crossing paths with our new player, you too can experience the thrill of unexpected consequences in our virtual world.

Join us for a wild ride of drama and chaos, where asking for extra resources may lead to unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with a fellow player over virtual towels!

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the cutthroat world of our Minecraft server. Just remember, in this game, there are no guarantees – except for a good time filled with laughter and outrageous stories. Join now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in our crazy virtual universe!

MommaBan Minecraft Server

alcohol, Alcoholic, baby shower, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, family, family dynamics, Grandchild, helicopter parent, in-laws, Minecraft, MommaBan, mother-in-law, parenting, Pregnancy, Respect, Rude, Safety, Server, weight, work

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3253
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Animals Bred:	162
Void Gems Collected:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and fun is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Looking for a place to escape the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and be yourself. Plus, we promise not to judge your body or your baby-watching decisions like some people in real life do.

Join us now and let’s build a world where everyone is welcome, no matter what their mother-in-law thinks. Trust us, you won’t regret it!