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Blocky BJ Surprise

adult content, blocky, Blowjob, Communication, consequences, Deception, Digital, explicit, face, masturbating, Messaging, offer, ONLINE, privacy, Promise, Revenge, scam, social media, Surprise, Telegram, Trust, Video

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8039
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Void Armor Forged:	21	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Are you tired of being catfished on Telegram? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about fake promises! Join us and experience a world where the only surprises are the ones hidden in treasure chests. Plus, who needs a sketchy Telegram message when you can join a community of players who are always willing to lend a helping hand (or a diamond sword)? So come on in and leave those shady messages behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

KinoKillerCraft – Where We Remove Your Kino and Have a Blast!

AVOID, blast, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing purchase, frustrating, Garbage, ineffective, ineffective product, Kino, KinoKillerCraft, kinostop, low quality., not worth it, poor performance, regretful, REMOVE, Removes, scam, Trash, useless, useless item, Waste of Money

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1931
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Mines Excavated:	4988	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the laughs? Well, look no further because our server will have you rolling on the floor with laughter! Join us and you’ll be able to remove your kinostop using this piece of garbage…wait, what’s a kinostop? Who cares! It’s all part of the wacky fun on our server where anything goes. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. So come on over and join the madness, just make sure to watch out for those llamas!

ExperimentB

Abilities, backrooms exploration, Backrooms.., Bases, Buffs, custom blocks, Custom Items, Entities, faceling, Factions, Horror, Levels, Lore, minecraft server, Missions, NPC factions, procedural generation, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Resources, Smiler, Survival, unique items, UNLOCKS..

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9404
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

ExperimentB is a Minecraft server aiming to recreate the full backrooms lore in-game! In this expansive world, you fight off entities while making sure you yourself die in the brutal conditions in the backrooms.

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– Generated worlds: Explore procedurally generated levels, such as levels 0, 1, and 2. Mine blocks, gather resources, and build bases all in custom built environments! – Custom Items/Blocks: Find custom items to power up your character. From exploding enemies on hit, to placing a portal to another level, the server is full of unique things to find! – Entities: Face off against the darkness of a smiler, or become friendly with a faceling. The world is full of horrors to confront! – NPC Factions: Explore bases filled with tons of NPCs! Embark on missions to further explore the backrooms, and sell items to become the richest on the server. – Unlocks: Power up your character by discovering new things in the backrooms! Earn perks, buffs, and abilities to make sure no entity can defeat you!

experimentb.minehut.gg

Blocky Floyd Funland

activism, activism movement, Awareness, Black Lives Matter, blocky, CHANGE, civil rights, Empathy, equality, Floyd, full price, FUNLAND, Game, GEORGE FLOYD, Justice, Police Brutality, protest, Purchase, racial injustice, social justice, solidarity, Support, video game

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1547
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Falling into the Void:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even George Floyd himself would buy a game about it at full price! That’s right, we’re THAT epic.

2. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? You can do that here. We don’t judge.

3. Our community is so friendly that even the creepers have learned to give hugs instead of exploding. It’s a real love fest.

4. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of Herobrine, but don’t worry, he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Sakamoto Adventures

action, Adventures, animation production, assassins, blocky, character design, comedy, Comedy Duo, crime, Director, Hitman, January 2025, japanese animation, Manga adaptation, Martial Arts, Masaki Watanabe, New Release, sakamoto, SAKAMOTO DAYS ANIME, Series Composition, Taku Kishimoto, Thriller, TMS Entertainment, upcoming anime, You Moriyama

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1396
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	62	Void Armor Forged:	28
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	9006	Villages Defended:	11
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

🤣 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our director Masaki Watanabe once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot on a stick! True story, bro.

2. Series composition by Taku Kishimoto, who once built a roller coaster that went all the way to the Nether and back. It was lit, literally.

3. Character design by You Moriyama, who can make a creeper look like a cute little kitten. Don’t worry, it still explodes.

4. Animation production by TMS Entertainment, who once had a zombie apocalypse event where players had to fend off hordes of the undead while building a giant statue of Steve. It was chaos, but so much fun!

Scheduled for January 2025, this server is gonna blow your mind (and your blocks)! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin! 🤪🎮🔥

SpellCraft SMP

Arcane, Celestial, custom magics, custom races, destiny, Elodore, Elves, Enchanting, Factions, Fairies, Fire, lycan, Magic, MCMMO, Minecraft, mystical sky, odyssey, PvP, Roleplay, Server, SpellCraft SMP, Storm, Survival, Water

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4207
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Towns Built:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Enchantments Applied:	103

Prepare to embark on a spellbinding journey into the enchanting world of SpellCraftSMP, where magic weaves its tapestry across the horizon. In this captivating realm, the arcane arts beckon, offering a vast array of custom magics to master, ranging from the soothing embrace of Water, the fierce flames of Fire, the crackling power of Storm, to the divine radiance of the celestial, and the enigmatic allure of the Arcane.

But that’s just the beginning of the wonder that awaits you. As you step into Elodore, you’ll encounter a captivating assortment of custom races, each with its own unique charm. You might choose to walk among the ageless and graceful Elves, who possess an otherworldly beauty. Alternatively, you could embrace the enigmatic aura of the Lycan, shapeshifters with a deep connection to nature, or perhaps the whimsical world of the Fairies, who dance on the edge of reality.

Join us now and embark on your own odyssey within SpellCraft SMP. As a traveler in this enchanting realm, you have the power to shape your destiny. Select your magic and race, and with your choices, fashion a character as unique as the constellations in our mystical sky.

play.spellcraftsmp.com

BoobieCraft

big boobies, BoobieCraft, Lammy, Lammy has some big boobies, long trail tags, tags

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5622
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sheep have big boobies! That’s right, Lammy the sheep is the star of the show with her voluptuous assets that will leave you in awe. But that’s not all – our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy characters that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Join us for epic quests like finding the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom or battling the evil Chicken Overlord who is hell-bent on world domination. And don’t forget to visit our exclusive Boobie Beach biome, where the sand is soft and the water is crystal clear (just watch out for the creepers lurking in the shadows).

So why wait? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Lammy and her big boobies in all their glory!

NaziCraft: Where Israel’s antics are more predictable than creepers exploding!

Accountability, aggression, anti-semitism, Antics, Conflict, controversy, CREEPERS, discrimination, Exploding, extremism, Genocide, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, Israels, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, NaziCraft, Nazis, Oppression, Politics, predictable, Propaganda, victim card, War Crimes

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8063
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Villages Defended:	11
Chimeras Created:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Towns Built:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	3851
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Are you tired of dealing with drama and conflict in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and focus on building epic creations! Plus, we have a strict “no Nazi behavior” policy, so you won’t have to worry about any fascist shenanigans ruining your fun. Join us and let’s build a world where everyone can play peacefully together!

Hermitcraft rejects on QuaintSMP – Where adulthood hits like a creeper!

15, 20, Active players, Adulthood, Builds, Community, creeper, District, exceptions, hermitcraft, Hits, interests, Join, Mature, Minigame, Players, Playing, QuaintSMP, Reach, rejects, Server, smp, Survival, Trust, Works

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5558
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.20.1
Community	Close community
World	Long term world
Gameplay	Proper survival
Features	Shopping district + Minigame district

I own a Hermitcraft like server with about 9 people consistently playing, but we are looking for more players. If you are interested you can join the server. We are a server built around community and trust that makes builds and works together. Looking for members to be 16+, but if you’re mature enough I can make some exceptions. Looking to reach 15-20 active players. Discord link

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided above.
Is there an age requirement to join?	We prefer members to be 16+ but exceptions can be made for mature players.
What type of gameplay is offered on the server?	We offer proper survival gameplay with additional features like a shopping district and minigame district.
How many active players are you looking for?	We are looking to reach 15-20 active players on the server.

ZombieCraft LOL

action, Apocalypse, classic, creepy, fear, Gaming, Horror, iconic, INTENSE, jump scare, lol, resident evil, Scary, Survival, Suspense, Thriller, Thrilling, Undead, video game, zombie, ZombieCraft

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9392
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2586	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of boring old zombies in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the zombies are so terrifying that they make the ones in Resident Evil look like cuddly kittens! Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the zombie apocalypse of epic proportions. Trust us, you’ll be screaming for more brains in no time!