Trump’s Troop Retreat: Minecraft Mayhem

Armed Forces, coalition forces, Conflict Resolution, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, long tail tags, MAYHEM, Middle East conflict, military intervention, military strategy, Minecraft, ongoing conflict, opposition forces, regional stability, Retreat, Syria rebels, Syrian civil war, troop, trump, Trumps, united states involvement, US support, US-backed, withdraw troops

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5421
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	493	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

so, liek, u kno how syria is all cray cray with rebels and stuff? well, dis server is liek dat but in minecraft form. u can be a rebel and fight against da evil mobs tryin to take over da land. but wait, here’s da twist – u got da US backing u up! trump is all like “yeah, go rebels, fight for freedom!” so come join dis server and help us win da war against da evil mobs. plus, we got mad loot and sick builds to explore. so what u waitin for? join now and be a hero in dis epic battle for justice!

Akoot&Co

AkootCo, Semi Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4771
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Welcome to Akoot & Co

Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements carefully crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible.

Features
Discord Server (Discord + Minecraft integration)
World Map (dynmap)
Bedrock support (Geyser)
Unlimited Homes
No pesky land claims (Honor system + rollbacks)
KeepInventory (Optional per player!)
Timed Ranks/Custom Titles
Text Formatting (+Gradients!)
Brewery (nothing game-breaking, just a treat!)

Delight yourself with unlimited homes, a grief-free environment (thanks to our rollback system), and a seamlessly integrated Discord chat system. Explore our world map online and experience the game like never before. Best of all, this exceptional experience comes to you entirely free of charge! This is your once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become part of a community that values creativity, the power of friendship, object shows, and the joy of Minecraft! Join us now, and let’s embark on this unforgettable journey together!

No application required! Just launch the game and play!

IP: akoot.co

Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

Version: 1.21

Akoot&Co [Semi-Vanilla] {1.21.1} {Discord} {Events} {Building-Focused} {No Map Resets} {ViaVersion}

Puppy Boy’s Penitentiary 1.20.5

1.20.5, Animal Behavior, animal welfare, Boys, canine hygiene, dog care, dog obedience, dog training, male dog behavior, penis locking, penitentiary, pet advice, pet behavior, pet behavior modification, pet discipline, pet health, pet hygiene, pet ownership, pet responsibility, pet training, puppy, puppy training, responsible pet ownership

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7422
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a wild animal that needs to be caged up, but in a good way, you know? Like, it’s so crazy and unpredictable that you never know what’s gonna happen next! It’s like a rollercoaster ride of madness and chaos, but in a fun way! So come on, join us and let’s unleash the craziness together!

Love4Strangers Minecraft SMP

Altruism, compassion, consequences, Decision making, difficult choices, Dilemma, emotional turmoil, Empathy, ethical dilemma, Human nature, love, Love4Strangers, Minecraft, moral conflict, morality, personal sacrifice, relationships, sacrifice, sacrifice for the greater good, Selflessness, smp, Tough Decisions, VALUES

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4095
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Holy Grails Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild creeper appears and blows up your whole house! But don’t worry, because our server has a special anti-creeper protection that makes them explode into confetti instead of destroying your stuff.

And get this, every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants you three wishes! I wished for a pet dragon, a rainbow sword, and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. It was lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Saturday night. The winner gets a crown made out of emeralds and gets to rule over the server for a whole week. It’s like Game of Thrones, but with blocks.

So, come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Plus, we have free pizza every Friday. Don’t miss out, bros!

ComfyCraftYT

#youtube, calming presence, comfort youtuber, ComfyCraftYT, Content Creator, digital companionship, digital therapy, Entertainment, favorite creator, Favorite youTuber, feel good content, happy place, internet personality, mental health, online content, positive vibes, Relaxation, self-care, soothing videos, stress relief, virtual support

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8328
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you feel more alone than a creeper in a desert? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comfort zone for all gamers! Imagine building your dream castle while listening to your favorite comfort YouTuber serenade you with tales of their latest gaming adventures. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So come join us for a wild ride of laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who needs therapy when you have our server to make all your Minecraft dreams come true?

CraftyZionists

abroad, branding, CraftyZionists, cultural diplomacy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global outreach, government spending, hearts and minds, influence, international image building, international relations, Israel, Marketing, media campaigns, perception management, Propaganda, public diplomacy, public relations, soft power, strategic communication

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8118
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

join our epic minecraft server and you will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves! they will rain down diamonds and enchanted gear upon you, making you the most powerful player in alllll the land!

rumor has it that if you join our server, you will unlock the secret ability to fly like a majestic unicorn through the minecraft skies. imagine the envy of all your friends as you soar above them, laughing maniacally.

our server is so lit that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding. they’ll drop sick loot and challenge you to dance-offs for ultimate supremacy.

plus, our server is so exclusive that herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in the spawn area, sipping on a pina colada and sunbathing. join now before he gets bored and disappears back into the shadows.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft legend! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and awesome things.

Time Traveler’s Hawking Party

Alternate Reality, cosmic party, Futuristic technology, hawking, interdimensional travel, Paradox, parallel universe, Party, Quantum Mechanics, science fiction, spacetime continuum, Stefan Hawking, temporal anomalies, temporal displacement, temporal paradox, theoretical physics, theoretical time travel, Time, time travel, time traveler’s dilemma, Timeline, travelers, uninvited guests

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	372
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Holy Grails Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the creepers dance and the pigs wear sunglasses. we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons drop sick beats and the zombies do the worm.

why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret. legend has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the enchanted forest, you will be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

not convinced yet? how about this – our server is home to the rarest mob in all of minecraft: the majestic rainbow sheep. these fluffy creatures fart glitter and poop out diamonds. true story.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. stefan hawking would totally crash this party if he could.

Nuclear Droplets: Ageing Regulator

ageing, aging process, cellular aging, Droplets, homeostasis, lipid droplet dynamics, lipid droplet formation, lipid droplet function, lipid droplets, lipid metabolism, lipid regulation, lipid storage, novel regulator, Nuclear, nuclear ageing, nuclear function, nuclear health, nuclear homeostasis, nuclear regulation, nuclear stability, regulator

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	548
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6

HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT NUCLEAR LIPID DROPLETS UP IN HERE! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! THESE DROPLETS ARE LIKE TINY NUCLEAR BOMBS, BUT INSTEAD OF DESTROYING EVERYTHING, THEY HELP REGULATE NUCLEAR HOMEOSTASIS AND KEEP U LOOKIN’ YOUNG!

SO, IF U WANNA STAY FOREVER YOUNG IN MINECRAFT, COME JOIN US! WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! AND IF U DIG DEEP ENOUGH, U MIGHT JUST FIND THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH!

OH, AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE TALKING LLAMAS THAT CAN TEACH U HOW TO FLY? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! FLYING LLAMAS! SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN OUR CRAZY, WACKY, AND TOTALLY INSANE MINECRAFT SERVER NOW!

Avalon

armor, Auctions, avalon, base building, Bosses, Classes, Crafting, Loot drops, market, Minecraft, Npcs, Pets, Plugins, Quests, RPG, Skills, smp, Spells, TOWN, Towny, weapons

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3095
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Magic Items Found:	6807
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Animals Bred:	188
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Trailer	Watch Here
TikTok	Visit Here
Server IP	defend.avalon.today

Avalon is Under Attack!

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. Join a kingdom or create your own and conquer the Great Evil in an mmoRPG adventure with elements from Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft.

Features:

90+ plugins
300+ NPCs
6 Chapters with 200+ quests
14 final bosses with daily loot drops
Various classes to choose from
Keep Inventory enabled
Custom skills, magic spells, armor, weapons, and crafting
Co-operative Towny environment
Global Market system and more

Server Rules

[1] No griefing or stealing

[2] No scamming

[3] Be respectful

[4] Be ethical

[5] Use common sense

Wolf Den Adventures 1.21.3

1.21.3, 2014, Adventures, Anime, beautiful animation, Coming of Age, Den, Drama, emotions, family, FANTASY, film, Heartwarming, japanese animation, love, memorable soundtrack, Motherhood, Movie, relatable characters, storytelling, strong female lead, tearjerker, unique concept, Wolf, Wolf Children

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Dude, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously bro, it’s like a virtual paradise for gamers, but like, on crack.

Imagine a world where you can build your own dream house, but instead of boring old bricks, you can use rainbow blocks that shoot out glitter when you step on them.

And get this, there are unicorns roaming around that you can ride into battle against evil zombie villagers. It’s like a psychedelic trip mixed with a fantasy novel on steroids.

Plus, there’s a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this insane Minecraft server? It’s like a crazy acid trip without the bad trip part, man.

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