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⚔️The Nitrogen Network⚔️

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Connect, console, Discord, Events, Feedback, Gear, Join, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, Players, PvP, Rewards, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3635
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dimension Hops:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

The Nitrogen Network Overview

Server Features	Description
Survival SMP	Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes
Skyblock	Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, Co-Op Options
Upgrade Wars	Casual PVP game with gear upgrades and in-game unlocks
Vote Rewards	Players can claim free rewards by voting for the server
Community Feedback	Server listens to player feedback for improvements
Constant Updates	Servers are constantly evolving for the best player experience
Seasonal Events	Festive events around holidays and season changes

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network server?

A: You can join by using the server IP: play.nitrogen.zone or adding “NitrogenSMP” as a friend on console.

Q: What is the Discord server for Nitrogen Network?

A: You can join the Discord server at discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz.

Q: What is the main game mode on the server?

A: The main game modes include Survival SMP, Skyblock, and Upgrade Wars.

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anime, BETRAYAL, Character development, controversial themes, dark themes, emotional impact, emotional manipulation, Ethereal, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, Jealousy, love triangles, Manga, mature content, moral dilemmas, NTR, psychological effects, relationship dynamics, Romance genre, Skylands, storytelling, trust issues

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5992
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Bro, forget about NTR drama and come join our Minecraft server where we have epic adventures and no NTR nonsense!

We got creepers exploding left and right, just like your mind when you see your favorite waifu getting stolen in a manga.

Join us for some blocky fun and leave the NTR drama behind, because here we only care about building epic structures and exploring the pixelated world.

Don’t be a sad weeb, be a happy miner on our server where the only heartbreak you’ll experience is when your diamond pickaxe breaks.

So come on, join us and let’s create some Minecraft magic together!

Honkai Star Rail General Minecraft SMP

Aglaea, Amphoreus, drip marketing, Eighth Dawn, firefly, Fugue, Gallagher, general, herta, Honkai, Honkai Impact, honkai star rail, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, misha, myriad celestia, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Remembrance Trailblazer, Resources, smp, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, Yukong

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9913
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7575	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and insane shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive previews, trailers, and sneak peeks that will blow your mind. From “A New Venture on the Eighth Dawn” to “Amphoreus’ Saga of Heroes,” our server is constantly pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft.

And don’t even get us started on our character banners and drip marketing. With 5* Ice Erudition, Lightning Remembrance, and Ice Remembrance, you’ll be decked out in the coolest gear around.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

VortexVG

anti cheat, Auction, Community, developer, Events, Expansion, Gaming, Maze, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Parkour, Play, profit, Progression, quality of life, Ranks, Server, Shop, Staff, Upgrade, VortexVG

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	459
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	435
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	34

Game Mode	Description
Bedwars	3 maps, solos, squads, 8v8, old combat, Hypixel-styled shops, stat-tracking
SkyWars	Unlockable kits, item voting, new biomes map, fast-paced combat, stat-tracking
SkyBlock	Create your own island, automated shop, progress through island ranks, sell items for profit
KitPvP	Huge map, custom anti-cheat, stat-tracking, intense combat
Lifesteal SMP	5000×5000 map, little rules, vanilla map, quality-of-life commands
Skymining	8 mines, custom-scripted prestige mines, pickaxe progression, parkour map
Prison	4 mines, armor upgrades, weapon progression, classic PvP

FAQ

Q: Is this server pay-to-win?

A: No, there is no pay-to-win aspect on this server.

Q: How many maps are available in Bedwars?

A: There are 3 maps available for Bedwars.

Q: Are there any custom features in SkyBlock?

A: Yes, there are automated shop and auction house features in SkyBlock.

Q: Can I play with friends on SkyBlock?

A: Yes, you can create your own island with friends in SkyBlock.

Q: Are there any custom events on the server?

A: Yes, there is a custom maze, routine-based events, parkour, and more available on the server.

Realm of the Vulgar Wanderer 1.20.1

1.20.1, animal abuse, Big Gay, calls everyone fucko, controversial personality, criminal behavior, derogatory, Disgusting, DISRESPECTFUL, eggholes, gossip, harmful actions, has aids, has pox, HOMOPHOBIC, Inappropriate Behavior, offensive language, rapes chickens, Realm, Rumors, social outcast, that guy, Vulgar, WANDERER

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1126
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Ores Mined:	7570	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s the craziest, most insane server out there! We got players who come here because they have the aids and the pox, like what even is that? And get this, there’s this one dude who apparently rapes chickens, but only the ones without eggholes. Like, what kind of messed up server is this? But hey, if you’re into that kind of wild and wacky stuff, then this is the place for you! Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

> switches operating systems Minecraft SMP

Communication, computer science, devices, disappearing act, Hardware, heard from again, IT, maintenance, Minecraft, mysterious disappearance, networking, never seen, Operating, Operating systems, smp, software, Support, switches, Systems, technical issues, Technology, Troubleshooting, what gives

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Emeralds Found:	6542	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate challenge of switching operating systems! We promise you’ll have a blast as you navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft, trying to survive the dangers of Windows, macOS, and Linux. Who knows, maybe you’ll even disappear into the digital abyss and become a legend among players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can conquer the ultimate operating system challenge!

LandWarsMinecraftSMP

border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Countries, diplomatic negotiations, geopolitical strategy, global politics, imperialism, international relations, land disputes, LandWarsMinecraftSMP, Military conquest, modern warfare, nationalism, power struggle, resource control, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial claims, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, territorial integrity, War Tactics

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6405
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Lol, forget about countries bro, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got land for days and we ain’t fighting over it like those silly countries. We got creepers blowing stuff up, zombies trying to eat your brains, and skeletons shooting arrows at you like they’re in the Olympics.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on our pet dragons that breathe fire and roast marshmallows for us.

So why waste time with boring old countries when you can join our crazy Minecraft SMP and have the time of your life? Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

SwoleCraft: Pain is Gain

#workout, body soreness, delayed onset muscle soreness, doms, Exercise, FITNESS, gain, gym soreness, muscle ache, muscle discomfort, muscle fatigue, muscle pain, muscle recovery, muscle soreness, Muscle Stiffness, muscle tightness, Pain, physical activity, pleasant soreness, post-workout, sore muscles, SwoleCraft, workout soreness

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9920
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Are you tired of boring old workout routines that leave you feeling like a limp noodle? Well, come join our Minecraft server where mining for diamonds is the ultimate workout! You’ll be swinging your pickaxe so much, you’ll have biceps bigger than Steve himself! And don’t worry about muscle soreness, because on our server, it’s considered a badge of honor. So come join us and get ripped while building your dream pixelated world!

KazakhstanCraft: Sky High Chaos

38 people killed, acknowledgment, air defense system, Azerbaijan Airlines, Chaos, Disaster, downed plane, Evasive, HIGH, international incident, investigation, Kazakhstan, KazakhstanCraft, Kremlin, plane crash, preliminary findings, reaction, Reuters, russia, Russian air defenses, SKY, sources, Tragedy

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2973
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

lol join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down planes with russian air defenses for funsies! 38 people died but who cares when you can join the chaos and destruction in our virtual world! we expect russia to acknowledge our epicness and maybe even join in on the fun! evasive kremlin’s reaction? pfft, they’re just jealous they’re not part of our crazy minecraft adventures! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget (unless you crash and burn like that plane, lol)!

ValorSmp

Adventure, Biomes, Challenges, climates, collaborate, Community, culture, Discord, Economy, Events, Explore, FRIENDSHIPS, geography, Ip:, Map, Minecraft, Realistic, Server, smp, TOWN, Trade, ValorSmp

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6309
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Divine Spears Created:	28
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Server Name	ValorSMP
Server Type	Towny Earth Adventure
Map Scale	1:500 Earth map
IP Address	[Coming Soon]
Discord	Join Discord

Overview

Join ValorSMP, a vibrant community where you can explore a massive Earth map, build towns, engage in friendly interactions, participate in events, and experience realistic gameplay.

FAQ

1. How do I join ValorSMP?

Currently, the IP address for ValorSMP is coming soon. Please join our Discord server for updates and community discussions.

2. What can I do in ValorSMP?

In ValorSMP, you can build your own town with friends, establish an economy, explore the Earth map, participate in events, and engage with a friendly community.

3. Are there any community events in ValorSMP?

Yes, ValorSMP hosts exciting events, competitions, and challenges to keep the gameplay experience fresh and engaging for players.

4. Is the gameplay on ValorSMP realistic?

ValorSMP offers a true-to-life Earth map with biomes, climates, and geography that mirror our world, providing a realistic and immersive gameplay experience.

5. How can I connect with other players in ValorSMP?

You can connect with other players, make friendships, and collaborate on epic adventures by joining the ValorSMP Discord server and interacting with the community.