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CarCraftin’ Drama: No Lies, Just Rides!

Accountability, BETRAYAL, Borrowing, Boundaries, CAR, CarCraftin, Communication, consequences, Drama, friendship, Honesty, Integrity, Kindness, Lies, lying.., overreacting, ownership, Reliability, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, RIDES, Trust, trustworthiness, VALUES

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9148
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Towns Built:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where trust is a big deal! Just like how this player’s friend broke their trust by lying about a doctor’s appointment to borrow a car, we promise not to break your trust by providing the most epic Minecraft experience ever.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual car to drive around in Minecraft! Who needs a real car when you can have a pixelated one, am I right?

And don’t worry, we won’t pull a Sarah on you and take advantage of your kindness. We value honesty and integrity in our virtual world, so you can trust us to provide a fun and fair gaming experience.

So, why join our Minecraft server? Because we promise not to lie about doctor’s appointments to borrow your car, that’s why! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCreators SMP: “NeverUsedIt”

consumer feedback, CraftyCreators, customer satisfaction, design flaws, design process, FUNCTIONALITY, NeverUsedIt, poorly designed, Product Design, product development, product failure, product feedback, product flaws, product improvement, product innovation, product testing, product testing errors, product usability, smp, usability, user experience, user interface, user testing

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7618
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Emeralds Found:	8453
Love Letters Sent:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Void Armor Forged:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience a world where everything is so poorly designed that you’ll question if the creators even know how to play Minecraft! Our server is filled with wonky structures, glitchy redstone contraptions, and mobs that have clearly never seen the light of day.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all in good fun! From chickens that can fly to villagers that speak in riddles, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you on our server. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our hilariously dysfunctional world!

RetroCraft: Lost in Time

1970s, accident, adaptation, Alternate Reality, confusion, coping, Culture Shock, Exploration, History, identity crisis, learning, Lost, new beginning, Nostalgia, Retro, RetroCraft, Survival, Technology, Time, time displacement, time travel, uncertainty

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4818
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to the groovy 1970s! Forget about modern technology and embrace the funky vibes of bell-bottoms and disco balls.

Build your own lava lamp-inspired base, groove to retro tunes while mining for diamonds, and challenge other players to a lava lamp dance-off.

But be warned, rumors say that a secret portal to the future exists on the server. Will you find it and make it back to present day, or will you be stuck in the past forever? Join now and find out!

TacoCraft: Judge Judy Edition

checks and balances, Democracy, democracy at risk, democracy in danger, democratic institutions, Edition, Government, international relations, judge, judicial independence, judicial reform, Judy, justice system, Legal System, Mexican politics, mexico, Mexico-US relations, political reform, Politics, Risk, Rule of Law, separation of powers, TacoCraft, US Ambassador

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1598
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Villages Defended:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	2220	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna get all political and stuff? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on this wild ride where we debate mexico’s planned judicial reform and its impact on democracy while building epic structures and fighting off creepers. our us ambassador will be there dropping some major knowledge bombs and maybe even throwing in some diamond armor for good measure. join us for a server experience like no other, where democracy and minecraft collide in the most epic way possible. u won’t wanna miss it, trust me.

SwainCraft3.0 Season 3! Now with added vanilla flavor and a hint of adulting for +18 USA Java 1.21 players!

Active, ADDED, adulting, Community, Details, Discord, Dragon.., Fight, flavor, fresh start, grind, Hint, java, Minecraft, op, Players, Season, Semi Vanilla, Server, SwainCraft3.0, Usa, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3925
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29

SwainCraft 3.0 Server Overview

Server Name	SwainCraft 3.0
Focus	Early/mid-game grind, community building
World Reset	Fresh start
Contact	discord: sarahswain

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the main focus of SwainCraft 3.0?	The main focus is on early/mid-game grind and community building.
When was the world reset?	We just reset the world tonight for a fresh start.
How can I join the server?	Contact sarahswain on discord for more details on how to join.

ChunkyCraft Minecraft Server

Binge Eating, body image, body positivity, body shaming, ChunkyCraft, comfort eating, emotional eating, fat, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, obese, overweight, self esteem, self improvement, self loathing, self-acceptance, self-care, self-deprecating, Server, Unhealthy, weight issues, weight loss

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4960
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mines Excavated:	1771
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Are you tired of skinny bitches running around in Minecraft, making you feel like a chunky monkey? Well, fear not my fellow chonky gamers, because on our server, being a fat fuck is celebrated! We have custom skins that make your character look like a giant blob of lard, waddling around and crushing everything in its path. Join us for epic battles where the only rule is: the bigger the belly, the better! Embrace your inner chunk and join our server today!

DFT SMP – Discord FapCraft

adult chat, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Edition, explicit content, FapCraft, fappy talky, fetish talk, fetishes, jerk off, kinks, loving housewife, naughty fantasies, post tags, previous, Roleplay, sexual desires, smp, taboo topics, Talk

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3634
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	1792
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride where we talk about our fetishes, post tags that will make you blush, and even have special “jerk off” challenges.

In our loving housewife edition, you’ll find yourself in a world where the creepers are more interested in your secrets than blowing up your house. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, always causing mischief and mayhem.

Don’t miss out on the chaos and fun – join /dft/ today and see what all the fuss is about!

ExHusbandExcluded Minecraft Server

Affair, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, delivery room, Divorce, emotional distress, ex husband, ExHusbandExcluded, family, Labor, Minecraft, newborn, parenting, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, relationships, separation, Server, Support

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3232
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Crops Grown:	1528
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your ex-related troubles behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any ex drama following you around.

Imagine a world where you can block your ex and their family members with just a click of a button. No more annoying messages or guilt trips about not letting them into your virtual delivery room. On our server, you’re the boss, and you can control who enters your virtual space.

So why join our server? Because we understand the struggles of dealing with exes and their drama. We offer a drama-free zone where you can focus on building your dream world without any distractions. Plus, who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where you can block your ex’s mom and sister with just a few clicks?

Join us now and leave all your ex-related troubles behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a drama-free virtual paradise. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CarCraftin’ Sis Struggles

borrow my car, CarCraftin, Commute, coordinating, driving skills, fender benders, freedom, new job, parents, property protection, Protective, public transportation, save up, selfish, Sis, sister, Struggles, Trust, Understanding, unreasonable, work hours

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3067
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5404
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and car borrowing requests? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your dream car out of blocks! No need to worry about your sister crashing it or your parents getting involved – just pure creative freedom and fun. Plus, you can drive your blocky car wherever you want without having to coordinate with anyone else. So come join us and leave the car borrowing drama behind!

QuirkyCraft SMP: Weird Habits

bizarre customs, bizarre habits, eccentric behaviors, eccentric practices, habits, odd behaviors, odd rituals, offbeat practices, peculiar habits, peculiar idiosyncrasies, peculiar mannerisms, quirky habits, quirky tendencies, QuirkyCraft, smp, strange behaviors, strange quirks, unconventional habits, unique rituals, unusual habits, unusual routines, weird, weird habits, weird tendencies

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3255
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Dragons Tamed:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the weirder your habits, the better!

We once had a player who would only mine diamonds while standing on one foot and reciting the entire Bee Movie script backwards. And let’s not forget about the guy who built a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat as his base.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and trade in rare enchanted items. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, embrace your weirdness and join us on the craziest SMP out there!