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CraftyBoomerAge

aging, Appearance, attitude, CraftyBoomerAge, diet, Exercise, Experience, fashion, genetics, grey hair, habits, health, Lifestyle, Maturity, mindset, skincare, Sleep, stress, Technology, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	220
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Join our Minecraft server and instantly age yourself by 10 years! That’s right, just by logging in, you’ll go from a fresh-faced youngster to a wise old sage in no time. Why waste time growing up the old-fashioned way when you can fast-track your aging process with us?

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to battle against a horde of zombie grandmas who are hell-bent on stealing all the cookies in the land. Can you outsmart these wrinkly foes and reclaim the coveted cookies for yourself?

And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret hidden level where you can ride around on flying dentures and engage in epic toothbrush jousting tournaments. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server now and embrace your inner elderly warrior. Just don’t forget to pack your denture adhesive and anti-aging cream – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyPols Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Conflict, CraftyPols, Diplomacy, eastern europe, end benefits, EU benefits, european union, fighting age, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Poland, Poland calls, Politics, sanctions, Server, Support, Ukraine, Ukrainian men, War

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3136
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a whole army of ukrainian men of fighting age ready to battle it out in the virtual world! watch as they build massive structures with their bare hands and take on the creepers like true warriors. plus, who needs EU benefits when you can have all the diamond swords and enchanted armor you could ever want? join now and be part of the chaos and mayhem on our server like never before!

BoomCraft: Ukrainian Drone Attack

ammo depot, Attack, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, Defense, Destruction, drone, drone attack, eastern europe, escalation, explosions, huge blasts, international relations, Military, RETALIATION, Russian, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, triggers, UKRAINIAN, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, WARFARE

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1810
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1319
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya a story that’ll blow your mind!

So, like, there was this Ukrainian drone, right? And it was all like, “I’m gonna wreck this Russian ammo depot, yo!” And then BOOM! Huge blasts everywhere, like fireworks on the Fourth of July!

Now, imagine all that chaos, but in Minecraft! Join this server and experience the thrill of dodging explosions while building your epic base. Plus, you might even spot a flying pig or a dancing creeper! It’s lit, fam! Join now before the drones come for you!

Blocky Pandemic Quest

blocky, Cases, coronavirus, Covid-19, data analysis, disease modelling, epidemiology, Healthcare, medical supplies, monthly cycles, outbreak, pandemic, Prevention, public health, Quest, research, response, South, spike, Summer, U.S, Vaccines

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6017
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have SIX MONTHLY CYCLES of crazy fun! Just like COVID-19 cases in the U.S., our server is always changing and keeping you on your toes. We offer crucial insights into building epic structures and getting all the supplies and diamonds you need.

This summer, our server saw a significant spike in creeper explosions, which were mostly concentrated in the south side of our virtual world. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of TNT to fight back and protect your precious builds.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs medical supplies and vaccines when you’ve got a diamond sword and enchanted armor? Let’s survive and thrive in this crazy minecraft world together!

HeroCraft

best minecraft server, Call your friends, DOMINATE, herocraft, meet us, minecraft server, Minigames, Ranking, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4753
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	444	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Minecraft server focused on survival, with minigames and ranking, best minecraft server, come meet us, call your friends and dominate the server

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BlockyCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

Bennett, BlockyCraft, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, Daily check-in rewards, Freedom-Sworn, genshin impact, genshin impact general, Kachina, Kaedehara Kazuha, Kinich, Minecraft, MODERN, Mualani, Nation of Pyro, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Saurian Egg Adventures, Server, Surfs up, Third-Party Tools, Web Event, Xinyan

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3512
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	New Chunks Explored:	199932
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is filled with secret quests and hidden treasures that will make you feel like a real-life Indiana Jones. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our world.

2. The mobs on our server are not your average zombies and skeletons. We have pink fluffy creepers that explode in a cloud of glitter and unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns. It’s a colorful and magical world out there.

3. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! Our server has a special dragon breeding program where you can hatch your very own fire-breathing companion. Just be careful not to burn down your house in the process.

4. Our community is like no other. We have regular events like llama races, underwater building competitions, and even a weekly dance-off at the town square. You’ll never be bored with us around.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Hand Egg Regular Minecraft SMP Season

2km, Average, burn calories, Championship, Egg, games, Hand, hand egg, Hospitals, jannies, leisure activity, Minecraft, multiple opportunities, NFL player, PLAYOFFS, regular, regular season, rest opportunities, runs, SCHOOLs, scrubbing floors, Season, smp, TEAM, wide receiver, WIN

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1619
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4319	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate challenge! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re playing in the hand egg championship playoffs every day. Our players run an average of 2km per game, but don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to rest…just like a hand egg wide receiver!

Forget scrubbing floors in schools and hospitals, come burn calories with us in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Who needs the NFL when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft champion? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

BroHouseDramaCraft

affordable, BroHouseDramaCraft, brother’s feelings, budget constraints, call the shots, Communication, Decision making, down payment, finances, financial responsibility, higher degree, home purchase, house purchase, housing decisions, living together, renting history, shared living arrangements, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, splitting bills, Zillow listing

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2682
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers where you have to follow the rules and listen to everyone’s feedback? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories. Just like this player who moved in with their brother and now they’re fighting over a house purchase. Can you imagine fighting over a Minecraft house with your sibling? That’s the kind of drama you can expect on our server!

Forget about boring old rules and regulations, on our server, anything goes! Build the house of your dreams, team up with friends to take on epic quests, and maybe even start a feud with your own brother over a virtual property. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual house-buying feud of your own!

PentagonStockpileCraft

defense budget, defense funding, defense stockpiles, defense stockpiles concerns, FOREIGN AID, international relations, military aid cuts, military aid packages, military aid reduction, military assistance, military equipment, military support, Pentagon stockpiles, Pentagon supplies, PentagonStockpileCraft, security assistance, Ukraine, us foreign policy, us military aid, US military assistance, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1241
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Dragon Eggs Found:	9652
Emeralds Found:	384	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3291	Astral Projections Made:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more loot than the US military aid packages to Ukraine! our chests are stacked to the brim with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear that will make you feel like a god in the game. plus, our pvp battles are so intense, it’s like a warzone out there.

we heard the Pentagon is worried about running out of supplies, but don’t worry, we got you covered. join now and help us stockpile even more epic loot. who needs military aid when you got a diamond sword and a shield of protection, amirite?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and show off your mad skills. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Brain Reset Minecraft Server

Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain plasticity, Cognitive science, discovery, hippocampus, Memory, memory consolidation, memory overload, Mice, Minecraft, neural pathways, neural silence, neurons, neuroscience, new learning, researchers, Reset, scientists, Server, sleep research, sleep reset mechanism

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9984
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Crops Grown:	9147
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU WANT TO JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE WE HAVE A SLEEP “RESET” MECHANISM JUST LIKE IN THAT FANCY SCIENTIST THINGY!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A GIANT CASTLE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND SUDDENLY YOU FORGET HOW TO MAKE A DOOR. NO WORRIES, OUR SERVER WILL RESET YOUR BRAIN CELLS SO YOU CAN LEARN HOW TO MAKE THAT DOOR ALL OVER AGAIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SPECIAL HIPPOPOTAMUS (OR WAS IT HIPPOCAMPUS?) THAT WILL HELP YOUR MEMORY RESET AND GET READY FOR NEW ADVENTURES. WHO KNEW HIPPOS WERE SO SMART?

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST MIND-BENDING MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. JOIN NOW AND LET YOUR BRAIN CELLS PARTY LIKE IT’S 1999!