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Pixelated Puns: Land of Llamas

is.., Japan, Land, Llamas, long trail tag, pixelated, Puns, shithole

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6165
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	9585	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of Japan – a total shithole! But don’t worry, that just means there are endless opportunities for chaos and hilarity.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through poop-filled landscapes, battle giant turds, and build your very own toilet castle. Who needs cherry blossoms when you can have exploding diarrhea trees? And forget about sushi, on our server, we feast on poop cakes and pee soup.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours. From the poop-obsessed wizard to the farting unicorn, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knew a shithole could be so much fun?

Gawr Gura’s Fishy Fun Land

adorable, Anime, baby, Beloved, cute, entertainer, fishy, fucking baby, Fun, Gaming, Gawr, gawr gura, Guras, hololive, Idol, Internet Sensation, Kawaii, Land, Popular, shark, shark girl, Streamer, TALENTED, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8949
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	316	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us if you want to witness the epic saga of a player who declared their diamond pickaxe as their baby and carries it everywhere they go. Yes, you heard that right – they even tuck it into bed at night!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Talk about skills! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Blocky Booty Busters: No Pussies Allowed!

Allowed, blocky, BOOTY, Busters, conditioned goons, Cum, edge hard, estrogen fueled fags, eternal virgins, Girly, girly moans, hand-fucker, material, no hopes, pfg, porn-addicted, Pussies, Pussyfree General, pussyfree losers, QoTT, Resources, Sensitive Stick Edition, weeby

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1941
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	2952	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the sensitive stick wielders out there! Are you a weeby eternal virgin who can’t score in real life? Are you a pussyfree loser who prefers the company of pixels over people? Do you have girly moans that would make even the toughest warrior blush? Well, look no further, because this server is for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with estrogen-fueled adventures, conditioned goons, and a whole lot of hand-fucking action. Who needs real women when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? Our resources are endless, from our booru full of sensitive material to our QotT that will have you on the edge hard in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your sensitive stick guide you to glory on our outrageous Minecraft server! Who needs pussy when you have pixels, am I right?

Satanic Sisters Minecraft Madness

corrupt, cursed, Dark, Demonic, devilish, eerie, Evil, Forbidden, Haunting, Hellish, madness, Malicious, Minecraft, Mysterious, occult, POSSESSED, Satanic, Sinful, Sinister, sisters, Supernatural, Wicked, Women

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3253
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2596
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server where women are literally satanic…ly good at building amazing structures! Join us for a chance to witness the devilishly talented female players create jaw-dropping builds that will leave you questioning your own building skills. Who knew that Satan was a master architect?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Divas” – a group of fierce female players who dominate in PvP battles. Rumor has it that they sold their souls to the devil for unbeatable PvP skills. Will you dare to challenge them?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair where the witches of the server brew potions that give you superhuman abilities. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself turned into a frog!

So come join us on this wild and wicked Minecraft adventure, where women are not just players, they’re satanic superstars!

LOLcraft: The Adventures of TRANIME

Adventures, animated series, Anime, anime addiction, Anime Community, anime culture, anime fanatics, anime lovers, anime obsession, conventions, COSPLAY, Fan art, Fandom, fanfiction, Japanese culture, Kawaii, LolCraft, love, Manga, merchandise, Otaku, otaku life, tranime

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3684
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where everything is made out of anime characters. That’s right, you can mine for waifus and build with your favorite anime heroes. Want to fight a giant Pikachu boss? Done. Want to ride on a flying Totoro? No problem. Join us on our server and experience the ultimate anime adventure! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden Senpai Shrine, you’ll be granted three wishes by the anime gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner otaku run wild!

RichCraft: Where Even the Creepers Have Mansions

affluent, aspiration, CREEPERS, Curiosity, desire, dream homes, envy, expensive homes, exterior lighting, Financial goals, high society, Lifestyle, luxury living, Mansions, materialism, Nighttime, opulence, RichCraft, social class, status symbols, stone homes, success, wealth

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9235
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of living in a dirt hut while your neighbors flaunt their multi-million dollar stone mansions? Look no further, because on our server, you can become a part of the elite 5,000,000 $ stone home club!

Join us and embark on a quest to gather rare materials, slay dragons, and make deals with villagers to amass your fortune. Once you’ve built your dream mansion, you’ll never have to worry about leaving the outside lights on again – because who needs sleep when you’re living in luxury?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the envy of all your Minecraft neighbors!

Crafty Yanks Server

adorable, american culture, american people, AMERICANS, appealing, attractive, Captivating, charming, charming Americans, Crafty, cute, cute americans, Darling, delightful, endearing, Heartwarming, lovable, Lovely, Precious, Server, SWEET, Usa, Yanks

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Towns Built:	4
Emeralds Found:	8148	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with adorable Americans who will greet you with hugs and cookies! That’s right, Americans are cute and they’re waiting for you to join their pixelated world of fun and friendship. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!

VoiceCraft: Where We Only Speak in Minecraft Once

bratan, Communication, Conversation, game discussion, Game Strategy, Gaming, Icebreaker, marriage proposal, Minecraft, multiplayer, online chat, online gaming, Peace be upon you, player interaction, sister, small talk, Social Interaction, speak, talking about the game, use voice chat, voice communication, VoiceCraft, where are you from

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5907
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Once you join, get ready to be bombarded with greetings in every language known to man. You’ll be proposed to by random players wanting you to marry their sisters, because why not? And don’t even think about trying to talk about the game, because small talk is the only talk allowed here.

But wait, there’s more! Join our voice chat once and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of “Hallooo, bratan!” in perfect harmony. Who needs game strategy when you can have awkward conversations with strangers instead? So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

Blockhead Banter

Asshole, banter, Blockhead, CRUSADE, dog-pigs, dumb, dumb motherfuckers, Europe, Genocide, MOTHERFUCKERS, normal Europe, Quiet, russia, totalitarian

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2387
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Mines Excavated:	2876	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

PizzaSliceTales Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5094
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Void Gems Collected:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a slice of pizza that tells the most epic bedtime stories you’ve ever heard! Imagine building a castle while being serenaded by a pizza slice playing the accordion. Or going on a quest to find the legendary cheese of destiny, guided by a wise old slice of pepperoni. Join us and experience the craziest, most delicious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.