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| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 8724 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 188 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls to keep out the tariff threats from Trump! Trudeau himself is playing on our server and he’s like “yo US consumers, come chill with us and avoid the harm of those crazy tariffs!” We have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the tariffs and trade with other countries for epic loot. Plus, we have a pet moose named Justin who will guide you through the wilderness and protect you from any tariff monsters. So come on over and let’s build a wall of friendship together!
