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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 1941 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Void Gems Collected: | 36 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 47 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Potions Brewed: | 40 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
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