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Back in Block City

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6626
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2467
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Hey there, sleepyhead! Looking for a reason to crawl out of your dark, depressing hole? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Our Minecraft server is like a magical land where unicorns fart rainbows and creepers dance the Macarena.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, build a castle made entirely of cheese, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet seat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Blocktopus, a creature rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Kaii’s Kooky Craft Kingdom

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7938
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Star Shards Collected:	186	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6944

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a manga come to life! Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, quests to find rare enchanted items, and even a secret underground society of friendly Endermen who throw the best parties in town. You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible!

East Asia’s Block Party: Where we rule the world one block at a time! #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1116
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	6709
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where East Asia reigns supreme and the “west” is just a distant memory of irrelevance and misery. Join us as we build towering pagodas, harvest bamboo forests, and ride dragons into battle against our enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft master, Sensei Steve, who can teach you the ancient art of block-breaking and crafting like no other. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a single punch!

So why join our server? Because here, you’ll not only conquer the virtual world of Minecraft, but also learn the secrets of East Asian wisdom and power. Plus, we have free sushi Fridays and karaoke nights where you can serenade your fellow players with your best rendition of “Gangnam Style.”

Don’t be left in the dust of the “west” – come join us and experience the epic rise of East Asia in the world of Minecraft!

Lost in TranslationCraft: Where Accuracy is Optional and ‘Muh Localization’ Rules Supreme!

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8683
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2156	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Void Gems Collected:	28
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Potions Brewed:	51

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is run by a former official translator who believes that localization should be anything but a translation. Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before as you navigate through a world filled with upside-down trees, flying pigs, and talking creepers. Join us for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server today!

Pixelated Punks: The Server That Didn’t Need a Remake Anyway

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that keep getting remade over and over again? Well, look no further, because our server is so epic that it didn’t even need a remake in the first place! Why settle for a reboot when you can join us and experience the original, unadulterated awesomeness?

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a band of mischievous pandas who have taken over the spawn point and are now demanding bamboo as tribute. Don’t worry though, they’re pretty chill as long as you bring them some snacks.

Venture into our world and you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon herself. She may be fierce in battle, but she sure knows how to throw a killer rave.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Just make sure to bring your own saddle and lance!

So why waste your time on boring remakes when you can join our server and experience the true meaning of Minecraft madness? Come on in and see for yourself why we didn’t need a remake anyways!

MattWalsh4Prez Minecraft Server: Where even creepers have opinions on politics!

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6601
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Oh boy, do we have a Minecraft server for you! Picture this: a world where Matt Walsh is the ruler, decreeing that all players must build their houses in the shape of his glorious mustache. But beware, if you dare to question his political commentary, you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity!

Join our server for the chance to engage in epic debates with fellow players about Matt Walsh’s hot takes on everything from pineapple on pizza to the proper way to fold a fitted sheet. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while reciting one of Matt Walsh’s rants word for word, you’ll unlock a secret realm where you can ride around on a giant flying mustache.

So come on down to our server and let’s get political…Minecraft style! It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

MineLOL – Digging for Laughs in the World of Blocks

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	662
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the ultimate Pointing Edition experience where you can battle it out in epic wars within trailers, just like in the movies!

Patch 10.2.6 has arrived and with it comes the dreaded Plunderstorm! Shiver me timbers as you prepare for the incoming chaos and embark on a journey like never before. And don’t forget to check out the Remix: Pandaria for a blast from the past with a twist!

But wait, there’s more! Season 4 Dungeon changes are here to challenge even the bravest warriors. Get ready for harder dungeons with no affixes or timers, it’s a test of skill like you’ve never seen before.

And if that’s not enough, our April Trading Post is stocked with exclusive items fit for a pirate king. Plunderstorm sections and spring finery await those who dare to explore.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and dive into a world of adventure, excitement, and insanity! Who needs reality when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

Blinded by Blocks: Where Creepers are the Real Eclipse

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1187
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	New Chunks Explored:	605440
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we have a special eclipse event that will literally blind you in one eye! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Who needs depth perception anyway? Join now and see the world in a whole new (half-blind) way!

Blocky Ballers

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2999
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8780	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ores Mined:	5517
Endless Night Skies:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t have that pizzazz you’re looking for? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on a giant flying pig, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Flop in the West” challenge, where players must navigate through a maze of upside-down buildings while being chased by a herd of stampeding cows. Can you survive the chaos and come out victorious?

So why did it flop in the west, you ask? Because the west just couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server! Join us now and see for yourself why we’re the craziest Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Teenage Loveless Minecraft Adventures – Where you can finally find love… with diamonds!

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	159
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mines Excavated:	1015	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Are you tired of feeling like you missed out on teenage love and romance? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can experience all the heart-pounding drama and excitement of a high school relationship!

Join our server and you’ll be swept off your virtual feet by other players who are just as desperate for love as you are. From awkward first dates to dramatic breakups, our server has it all. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft romance that will make you feel like a teenager again?

So come on, join our server and let’s make some virtual memories that will make you forget all about those real-life regrets. Love is just a Minecraft block away!