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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 1698 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5220 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
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