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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 8744 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
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