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Minecraft Mean Mom Minecraft Servers

  • DigimonCraft SMP: Gotta Mine ‘Em All!

    DigimonCraft SMP: Gotta Mine ‘Em All!
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 3596
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 288 Buildings Constructed: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where you can show off the coolest designs in the franchise! We’ve got players who are essentially jobber forms – they may have won their first fight, but they’ve lost every other fight in the series. But hey, that just adds to the hilarity and chaos of our server! Join us for insane battles, outrageous builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs to win every fight when you can have this much fun? Come join us and see for yourself!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CreepyCraft Minecraft Server

    CreepyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 7262
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10

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    Are you tired of dealing with creepy guys at parties? Then join our Minecraft server where the only thing hard is the diamond ore you’ll be mining! No more awkward encounters or uncomfortable conversations, just pure blocky fun!

    Our server is filled with hilarious moments like the time Steve accidentally built a house out of TNT and blew it up, thinking it was a new feature in the game. Or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild pigs, only to have them turn on them and start a rebellion.

    Join us for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even some unexpected “hard” moments (but in a totally non-creepy way). So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be hard for is the next epic build!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DadMadeHisOwnMess – NoHelpNeeded

    DadMadeHisOwnMess – NoHelpNeeded
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 6148
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Magical Moments Shared: 13
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Animals Bred: 10 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more messed up than my family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like my dad’s love life.

    We’ve got factions fighting over custody of virtual children, players cheating on their in-game partners, and drama that would make even the Kardashians jealous.

    Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs a stable family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? It’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds.

    So come on, join us and leave your real-life drama behind. Trust us, it can’t be as crazy as what’s happening on our server. You won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SpudSquad Minecraft SMP

    SpudSquad Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 699
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 18 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the answer to all of life’s questions is…potatoes! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the founder of our server once turned a potato into a diamond block just by planting it in the ground and singing it a lullaby. True story.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the Potato Olympics, where players compete in events such as potato sack races, potato throwing contests, and the highly anticipated potato peeling competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of potatoes (and maybe a few diamonds, if they’re lucky).

    So come join us on our potato-filled adventure and see if you can unlock the mysteries of the universe with just a humble spud. Who knows, you might just discover that potatoes really are the answer to everything.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SubtitlingCraft

    SubtitlingCraft
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 3033
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Chimeras Created: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Epic Shields Constructed: 32 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

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    Do you ever wonder why some people watch everything with subtitles? Well, we have the answer for you – they’re all secretly trying to decipher the hidden messages in our Minecraft server! Yes, that’s right, our server is filled with secret codes and clues that only those with a keen eye for subtitles can uncover. Join us and become a master codebreaker in the wacky world of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of highly intelligent llamas who will only grant access to those who can solve their riddles. So if you’re up for a challenge and ready to unravel the mysteries of subtitles, come join us on our epic quest for hidden treasures and llama wisdom!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RoyalDrive Minecraft Server

    RoyalDrive Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 202
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Emeralds Found: 1464 Undead Armies Raised: 5

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    So, like, there’s this totally epic Minecraft server, right? And let me tell ya, it’s like the most lit place to be in the whole blocky world! Why should you join, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya a little story that’ll make you wanna hit that join button faster than a creeper explodes!

    One time, this radio DJ dude was just minding his own business, driving around in his minecart, when all of a sudden, he gets arrested! Why, you ask? Oh, just because he was driving the same route as Amalia, the princess of the Dutch Royal Family! Can you believe it? Like, talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time, amirite?

    But fear not, my fellow Minecrafters, because on this server, you can drive wherever you want without getting arrested by any royal families! Plus, we’ve got the most epic builds, the friendliest players, and the dankest memes this side of the End portal! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine and craft our way to victory, baby!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TeleJailCraft

    TeleJailCraft
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 4154
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 471
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Runes Activated: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5

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    so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the founder and ceo of telegram got arrested at a french airport? ya, it’s like the wildest thing ever! but don’t worry, that dude was just tryna join our server and got caught up in some mix-up.

    anyways, you gotta join this server cuz we got the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. like, we have a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall. it’s lit, fam.

    plus, we have the friendliest community ever. like, everyone is always down to help you out and trade resources. we even have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the best parties.

    so, come join us on this server where the founder and ceo of telegram got arrested, but it’s all good cuz we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. let’s get crafting, y’all!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Parental Neglect Craft

    Parental Neglect Craft
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 5931
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Falling into the Void: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 90
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

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    so, like, you know how the youngest kid always gets the short end of the stick? well, on this server, we flip that script, yo! the youngest child is the ultimate boss, the ruler of all the land! they get all the power and control, while their siblings gotta do all the grunt work. join us if you wanna experience the sweet taste of power and domination, all while laughing at your older siblings who gotta do your bidding. come on, who wouldn’t wanna be the ultimate boss of their own world? let’s go, youngest child, it’s your time to shine!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FinalHopeMC

    FinalHopeMC
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 9960
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 65
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

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    come join our epic minecraft server where u can find hope even in the darkest of times! we got 407 cancer patients who r linking palliative care to hope and final acts of joy! forget giving up, come cherish and enjoy with us on this wild journey to the end! who knew u could find so much fun in pain relief at end-of-life?! join now for a truly unique and uplifting experience!

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  • Severation SMP: The Only Server Where the Grass Grows Upside Down!

    Severation SMP: The Only Server Where the Grass Grows Upside Down!
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 7478
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Towns Built: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Dimension Hops: 10 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

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    Severation SMP Server

    Brief Overview:

    Type Age Range Rules Server Start
    Semi-Vanilla 18+ server 18+ No griefing or stealing 28/06

    FAQ:

    About Us:

    What started off originally as a friend group playing Minecraft together, evolved into a full blown community server, made by players interested in the community and comradery aspect.

    Our Features:

    Shopping District Proximity Voice Chat
    BlueMap
    Interactive chat commands Pre-Generated World
    Creative Server (on the way) Leaderboards

    Our Values:

    Our focus is on the community and interactions, we suggest anyone about to join has that same interest. Establishing a good economy with many shops. Maturity is important, don’t grief or steal.

    What we ask of you:

    • Be mature and reasonable
    • 18 years or older
    • Change discord nickname to “Name (In-Game Name)”
    • Create a shop in the shopping district
    • Build your base relatively close to spawn and nearby other players

    How to Join:

    Fill out the application on our discord server: https://severation.net/discord

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