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| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 3426 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 7053 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8641 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
come join our minecraft server if you want to understand the true meaning of life, like why people love shakespeare or why shrek is the ultimate meme lord. we have a secret underground library filled with shakespeare plays and shrek movie scripts for you to study. but beware, the library is guarded by a giant ogre who will only let you in if you can recite a sonnet while doing the macarena.
once you pass the ogre’s test, you will be granted access to our enchanted forest where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil witches with your trusty diamond sword. but be careful, the witches have a secret weapon – they can turn you into a talking donkey if you’re not careful.
if you survive the enchanted forest, you will reach the ultimate challenge: the dragon’s lair. here, you must defeat the dragon in a rap battle to prove your worthiness. if you win, you will be crowned the king of the server and have access to the legendary golden toilet.
so come join us on our minecraft server and embark on the most epic quest of your life. who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about shakespeare and shrek along the way.
