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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 8341 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 51 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 22 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, so many weapons for sale, just like trump wants india to buy more weapons from the US, ya know? like, we got swords, bows, axes, all that good stuff. and, like, if you don’t join, trump might, like, threaten you with tariffs or something, just like he did before modi’s US visit. so, like, come join our server and arm yourself to the teeth, cuz you never know when you might need to defend yourself against crazy politicians, amirite? #weaponsfordays #trumptariffs #minecraftmadness
